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21

Oct

Reality TV Pussy Selfie of The Day

Francesca Farago is a Canadian sugar baby who has been doing the sugar baby circuit for a bunch of years at this point and I guess it worked out nicely for her because she got on some very shitty reality show about sex addicts holding out on fucking to find true connections with people….and despite having sex on the show because she couldn’t control her horny sugar baby ass …she still won the show….and the hearts of many because she’s in LA doing the bottom feeding circuit, hanging with celebs and youtubers who I guess liked the show…living the fucking sugar baby dream….

This is apparently her before she got the bolt ons, back when she hadn’t crafted the entire vision for her fake face, fake tit, fake personality life…that I guess won over the people of social media because she now exists more than as a toilet for a rich guy in Dubai to shit on.

Dreams do come true…for “Bar stars” who goes to all the parties and sucked the “right dick” like Diplo’s dick…and now exists…

Now whether this is actually her or not, I have no idea, if it was a recent pic of her I’d have no idea…I just know it’s a pussy selfie in front of the mirror…possibly her early work…take it in…

Here she is today with Bella Thorne about to get finger banged by Bella’s UTI inducing fingernails

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2010

02

Jun

Janice Dickinson Grabs Her Rotting Droopy Pussy in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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If you were Janice Dickinson or somehow accidentally went home with Janice Dickinson, you’d probably want her covering up her pussy lip as much as possible. Partially because of the smell of rotting semen that she’s got lodged up there from a life of access and comdomless sex with strange men…since her lifestle made pregnancy impossible, but internal cumshots from strangers very possible, but also because the dying animal she calls her baby maker is hanging, floppy, and has little life left in it…shit is on it’s last legs…if pussy lips had legs…at least that’s what I can assume based on the rest of her body in this one-piece designed to cover up the rest of her body…Disgusting to some but heaven to me…cuz any pussy is better than the pussy I’m forced to run away from at least 3 times a week.

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2010

07

May

Some Fit Pussy on the Entourage Set of the Day

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I don’t watch Entourage…not because it’s a bad show, but because I don’t really give a fuck and I am not about to start watching it now….but I do like the kind of ping pong coaches they have on set….Sure, I don’t know who this bitch is, or whether she’s actually a ping pong coach and it is possible that she’s an actor, or that she’s dating one of the cast members, or maybe that she’s a trainer or some kind of other kind of hired pussy, I just know I like her fashion sense, because at this level of clothing, thre’s almost no need to wear any clothes and I am not just saying that because I believe all girls should walk around naked, because I do believe that, but also because with a body like this, I’m interested in knowing what her tits and pussy look like, since thats the only thing I can’t quite fully make out in this skimpy tight athletic outfit…

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Posted in:Fit|Pussy

2010

13

Apr

Mickey Rourke’s Young Tanned Pussy of the Day

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Mickey Rourke is filming in Montreal and I assume that means his young tanned groupie pussy is here with him, because part of being celebrity pussy is following the celebrity wherever the fuck they go. He’s here until May and that gives me enough time to get the word out to his people that I want to be in the room one day to film them fucking for this site. I’m not how far this pitch will go, or if I’ll get him on board, but there’s always hope that he’s staying somewhere that doesn’t have curtains so that I don’t actually need his involvement to get what I want, which is seeing this tanned twat’s twat showing me all the moves that tricks older rich men into giving her the good life….

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2010

09

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Some Pussy Definition of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is showing off her pussy definition in some tight outfit to snuff out any rumors that her she may actually have a cock, because based on that hard face, you’d automatically think she was a tranny, especially now that trannies are all South American and Asian and hotter than most white American women, but in their defense a bucket of shit usually has a tighter body than 80 percent of America and you can thank fast food on every corner for that….

As a dude married to fat pig of a woman, I’m not sure if fucking her is more twisted than fucking a dude dressed like a girl, I haven’t taken the time to find out, just like I haven’t taken the time to find out whether Nicole Scherzinger is a chick or not, but as far as I’m concerned, with a body like this, she’s good enough either way….no homo….

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2010

08

Mar

Elsa Pataky has a Pussy in her Armpit of the Day

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I have a friend who used to fuck armpits, he was obsessed with pit fucking, it was more than just his fetish, the motherfucker just would never shut up about the shit, it would get really annoying, it’s like he loved the smell of the armpit, the stubble, and if he found a girl built like this, with a pussy in her armpit, we probably wouldn’t have made fun of him and call him weird as much as we did, in fact he probably would still be alive today, cuz he would have never killed himself for thinking he was so weird for only being able to get off to armpit.

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2010

25

Feb

Seth Green Gets Pussy of the Day

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Whenever I see Seth Green with his Fiance, I laugh at the fact that this red haired troll of a human can get fucking pussy. Partially because it was not that long ago that when people had little midget red-headed babies, they assumed they were sent from fucking the devil so they would leave them in the woods to fend for themselves, I saw Willow, I know how shit went down….but also because I know she’s not with him cuz she’s turned on by him or because she’s a Buffy or Austin Powers even because he’s so funny or cool, cuz she could just be friends with him if that was the case, and I’m sure he’s desperate for friends, thanks to being really fucking annoying…she’s with him cuz she has convinced herself that it will bring her the good life, give her exposure and it’s amazing that you can’t get laid, but this fucker can. Good times…

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2010

10

Feb

Kate Moss Pussy Picture of the Day

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There’s some fashion magazine called Love that managed to get a bunch of models totally naked for some shoot by telling them it was for fashion, art and not pornographic and one of those models happened to be Kate Moss. Not that Kate Moss ever really had an issue getting naked before.

I am only posting these pictures of her pussy, because shit is like a national hero that should be bronzed at put in a public square, because it has had so much dirty, addict dick in it, but still managed to come out alive and the visible damage you can see, may not even be damage at all, cuz most girls have pussies that look like they are winking or stickin’ their tongue out at you…when Kate Moss should have a pussy that looks like it is throwing up on you.

Seriously, I was expecting this shit to look more like a crime scene…and yes I am a few days late on this, deal with it…

To see the rest of the models naked follow this link, cuz when Huffington Post posts shit it’s considered news and they still land million dollar ad deals but when I do it, I get called porn
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2010

06

Jan

Ashley Greens Pussy Gets Choked Out By Her Pants of the Day

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I am a pervert who is really bad at seducing girls on the internet. I get bored, abrasive and end up making fun of a bitch before seducing her into getting naked on webcam for me, but that doesn’t change the fact that seeing pussy of girls who would never consider fucking me is a total turn on for me because at least I know what I am missing out on and can imagine it going down better with actual images of it…but since the girls never deliver what I need, I’m forced to zoom in on their bikini pictures on facebook or if I’m lucky picutres of them in pussy huggin’ pants and here’s Ashley Green, another girl who will never fuck me or humor me with pussy pictures inadvertantly giving me all I really need as the moment her pussy took a bite out of her pants got captured for eternity….

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Posted in:Ashley Greene|Cameltoe|Pussy

2009

23

Dec

Caroline Kennedy Shows Off her Fat Pussy in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I love jerking off to big vagina mounds on dead president’s daughters in bathing suits. It’s a niche fetish that is pretty fucking rare but every once in a while the worlds align themselves and give me the fucking gold. Today is one of those days.

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