Nicole Scherzinger is a Hawaii based social media influencer who promotes herself through bikini content. You may remember her as being one of the original trannies to infiltrate the pop scene by turning BURLESQUE dancing out of the clubs rockabilly fat chicks filled for cheap beer and into a VEGAS act that could be pivoted into an international pop act….before launching her solo career that made her a lot of fucking money….

She’s native Hawaiian, which means that the culture embraces her transgenderism and hard body….and not just because it was used to support her broke ass family even before she was famous…where she would “model” and waitress to pay the bills in Kentucky for her welding stepdaddy who may have decided on doing the whole transgender thing to make himself feel less gay when doing the butt stuff.

She may not actually be transgender, just really hard faced and muscular….but at 46 that’s better than the alternative…which is being a fat as fuck 46 year old….

Point of the story, she’s in a bikini…

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Nicole Scherzinger’s got her big fake tits out in a bikini for what I’d assume is shameless self promotion, like you’d expect from a childless 50 year old with a lot of money who relies on her fit “hot” body to exist….

But it could be to celebrate pride for all her gay following, which you know she has a lot of, like the Cher of her generation but not nearly as iconic since the gays will go for anyone as if they have a worm in their brains…

We used to call her a tranny, because of the hard face and body, which could be true since the good trannies all look like her because they try…

Unfortunately the majority of trannies I meet work at coffee shops, are fat dudes in dresses and wigs, who have make-up applied wrong, doing the worst slob version of a chick they can…and it’s far less respectable kind of tranny…it’s the gamer tranny all fucked up on energy drinks and comic book nerd shit tranny…not the “I want to be a sugar baby tranny”..

Either way, this one’s in a bikini tits out….

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Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Doll who exploited the fat girls who thought they were Betty Page, doing their own version of Burlesque at the local theatre, only to end up with a very highly paid solo career, has always been a rockhard body that I assumed could have been born with a dick…..

Sure, she’s a dancer, into fitness, and all that other shit that makes a hard faced, hard bodied girl all muscled, but I was always suspicious of this one….

In this era of tranny fuckers, which I assume most of you are, because it’d be racist or sexist or transphobic to NOT fuck a dude who mentally retardedly thinks he’s a chick, her having a dick isn’t a deal breaker for you, plus the truth is, we used to be able to laugh about calling pop princesses like Scherzinger trannies, and now that everyone’s a fucking tranny, it has lost it’s power….

So instead, we’ll just have to keep on sexualizing the bolt on, ripped, soon to be married chick, as she hits the gym for some LIFTING, to get some GAINS, where she takes a second to make sure her balls aren’t showing through the leggings, or to slap her ass in a way that would jiggle pussy lip, to let the air out…or to get the cum deeper in for potential pregnancy reasons since she’s old and has limited periods left due to the lifting assuming she is a genuine chick…

Point of the story, this social media content’s pretty solid, and comedic….good effort to make the from behind shot seem less shameless….I dig.

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Nicole Scherzinger puling through for the SCAT LOVING, FECAL FETISHISTS out there who actually have a proper name….”Coprophilia”….the sexual arousal from feces….

Now, most feces isn’t this grey colored clay shit she’s smothered herself in, but I figure it’s close enough and some of you, like me, are probably not the healthiest, with the healthy high fiber diets Oprah used to tell us about when making her billions, then there’s the whole drinking, hepatitis, diabetes, impending death that makes our shit more blood colored….but we’ll take it, since it’s some old hag who may have originally been a man in her dried out mud crackling under the sun, rather than her dried out skin because she’s a dinosaur…

She’s still got a hot body, but who knows how real that is….from tits, to face, to filters…it’s anyone’s guess what is the real Nicole Scherzinger and what is aftermarket mods….

Either way, she’s rich enough to not be sent to DUBAI to get shit on by billionaire oil people for money like the other slutty influencers on social media, but not rich enough to not post pics of her in a bikini covered in mud as an excuse to show off her bikini body….why not, what the fuck else is she up to….

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My latest words of wisdom, moments of inspiration, self help tip, not self help tit, which would be a more interesting thing than my bullshit tip…but yeah….

When all is at rock bottom, when the world is looking like it is all going to collapse, like the apocalypse is going to happen because I feel like it is going to collapse…..when shit is weird, depressing we need to remember that at least bitches still have pussies, because pussies are great.

As it turns out, bitches don’t all have pussies, some have cocks, now more than ever, but some bitches still have pussies and I like to focus on that….and because of that pussy, they are taking nudes to monetize since they know there is no future and that has us swimming in nudes…so the fact that babes still have pussies is where it all starts….

So when shit is bad say “At least bitches have pussy”…

I cannot confirm or deny if Nicole Scherzinger’s got a pussy….but we’ll pretend she does if she doesn’t, hard bodies in bikinis, which are suspicious due to her age, are enough for me to be blinded, that’s how I got AIDS from a Tranny at a Pool Party….His bikini and pony tail deceived me. Fake it til you make it, or in Scherzinger’s case, fake it after you make it, who cares

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Nicole Scherzinger’s in her 40s, in a bikini, and she still looks a little too built to not be a man to me, but I guess now that transgenderism is so popular, all the celebs I assumed were trans, from Nicole Scherzinger to Megan Fox to Amber Heard…..would come out of the trans basement bunker they keep their dick and hormones in….to celebrate all the colors of the rainbow because they are so fabulous…..

Trans or not, we’d all still rub what used to be her balls on our faces and pretend the SCROT is pussy lip…because it’s Nicole Scherzinger…the pussy cat doll, who put the word pussy in her band name, because she wanted one so bad….and finally was able to get ALL the pussies, interchangeable pussies depending on her mood, SNAP ON pussy to fit her needs and wants….like the HUMAN fleshlight store…some days she may even use the ANUS insert where the pussy hole is….you know DOUBLE THE ANAL fun….

But trans or not, her hard body creeps me out, it’s a little too hard like it’s made out of plastic or silicone, on some sex toy kick, which I guess is possible based on my rant about her pussy inserts in the above paragraph.

The point is, she looks hot in this unknown bikini shoot, all tanned and fit and hot bodied, which I guess is what you’d want from a 40 year old…

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Nicole Scherzinger’s doing some dumb fucking dance on the beach because these idiots try to make compelling content for their pervert fans, so they do it in bikinis for the views, but need some bullshit excuse to make it seem less shameless so they flail their arms around like they are on some mystical journey of looking like a fucking retard.

I thought she was a stripper dancer who took BURLESQUE to the mainstream, which probably pissed off a lot of fatties into the whole goth rockabilly look…with their Betty Page haircuts for their weekly shows at the local dive bar for about 30 or less people….YOU KNOW…some Vegas stripper looking bitch TOOK their hustle and made 100s of millions of dollars with it…all while possibly having a dick…in an era before that was cool.

She’s in her 40s now, cancelled her Pussy Cat doll reunion tour, which probably upset the other girls, who are her back-up dancers and likely not nearly as rich as this breakout star…and the whole thing is a giant plastic surgery to fuck pile of cheap looking, but expensive bullshit…ENJOY.

Here’s some bonus…if you can call it that…

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