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2022

11

May

Nicole Scherzinger’s Pink Bikini of the Day

My latest words of wisdom, moments of inspiration, self help tip, not self help tit, which would be a more interesting thing than my bullshit tip…but yeah….

When all is at rock bottom, when the world is looking like it is all going to collapse, like the apocalypse is going to happen because I feel like it is going to collapse…..when shit is weird, depressing we need to remember that at least bitches still have pussies, because pussies are great.

As it turns out, bitches don’t all have pussies, some have cocks, now more than ever, but some bitches still have pussies and I like to focus on that….and because of that pussy, they are taking nudes to monetize since they know there is no future and that has us swimming in nudes…so the fact that babes still have pussies is where it all starts….

So when shit is bad say “At least bitches have pussy”…

I cannot confirm or deny if Nicole Scherzinger’s got a pussy….but we’ll pretend she does if she doesn’t, hard bodies in bikinis, which are suspicious due to her age, are enough for me to be blinded, that’s how I got AIDS from a Tranny at a Pool Party….His bikini and pony tail deceived me. Fake it til you make it, or in Scherzinger’s case, fake it after you make it, who cares

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