I don’t know where the queen of Burlesque, Nicole Scherzinger, who took the Burlesque trend that was pretty popular at the time, at least amongst weird rockabilly punk rock girls, normally fat girls, who for whatever reason identified as Betty Page…..and took it mainstream, so the gays and normies could get into it too.

The nice thing was that Scherzinger wasn’t fat in her provocative vintage striptease….but she did have a hard face and look like a tranny, which at the time, wasn’t what everyone looked like….

She has since gone onto turning 50 years old. She’s semi retired sitting on her pile of money, that she probably laughs about knowing that she was the kind of professionally trained dancer ready to suck dick in VIP rooms for money, but instead she got super stardom…

It is suspicious that she still looks like this in her old age, but maybe it’s just her natural and holistic BOTOX approach to life…

She is a Hawaiian and despite Hawaiians being some of the biggest assholes I’ve ever met, in a “Get off my island man” while collecting mainland welfare…..pissed off that Oprah, Zuckerberg and others are buying up the land, inflating the prices, because their rent in the tent in their friend’s backyard is now unaffordable for them, especially with the METH addiction…SPAM is now 5 dollars a CAN….

So I don’t know if this is HAWAII….but I don’t think it mattress.

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Before trans were shooting up schools….after being accepted for their numerous made-up genders, fed hormones and anti depressants, instead of being flagged “Mental”, tranny porn was a top category in porn…..

Back in the early 2000s or late 1990s, the Tranny porn titles at the porn company I worked at in Canada sold the most DVDs each month according to my boss, I just worked the warehouse, but even then I thought how twisted a society we were, filled with confused people and gays who don’t want to be gay, so they dip a toe in by repackaging the men they want to fuck with long hair and tits….

Then the anti-depressant thing happened, made everyone fucking crazier….so 25 years later here we are….

I am not saying I am a tranny expert, I am just saying I’ve been aware of the movement since before Nicole Scherzinger has existed….and through her entire career, I was like “that’s a dude in women’s sport”, the sport being Pussy Cat Dolls burlesque…

At the time, I had met at least two trannies in the men’s bathroom at a gay bar with cheap beer that I would go to doe cheap beer…and they looked more lady than this…

All these years later, hard body Scherzinger’s still hard bodied, now harder faced and 65, has been hired to promote some fitness clothing because she’s fit and she’s doing it by tucking her dick as hard as she knows how…cuz that ain’t cameltoe bro.

The only sad thing about all this is that you know her dick is bigger than yours…

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There’s been rumors that Nicole Scherzinger is a man, because of the gay dancing she’s done seemed like a parody of burlesque that ended up paying her aggressively….

The good news is that she’s not a Nicole Kidman kind of man, but instead the kind of man who looks like a porn chick, despite being in her 50s, because she’s got the big tits, hard body, BBL and what looks like it could be a wait to hip ratio…

She’s half naked, dancing in a bikini like a retard for people who are into retard tranny seniors dancing on a beach….

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Nicole Scherzinger was out on a bikini the other day and she produced about 12 social media posts around the bikini content.

She didn’t even try to fake it by swapping out the bikini, she just said “I’ll commit 10 minutes to producing 12 posts for my social media, because my pervert fans won’t even notice the same bikini, they’ll be looking at my tits.

I always say that if I was a hot chick influencer, I’d do about 2 days of work capturing 400 pictures and videos of half nakedness, cue it all up over a weekend and basically keep my empire updated all year with 4 days of work.

If paid ads come up in the interim, throw them in the mix…

Since I am not a hot chick influencer, but could probably pretend that I was pretty easily if I wasn’t so lazy, I am more about plotting that content haul in the event I ever need to pretend an influencer is still alive and need to maintain their social media for them…you know, like Britney Spears’ team.

Anyway, she’s old, but she took burlesque from the fat chicks into Betty Page and Rockabilly, she got stupid rich with it and maintains the fitness and tight body while being rich as shit with the bolt-on tits, so anyone who made their money whoring is a friend of ours…

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Nicole Scherzinger has been called a tranny for the entirety of her career. With the success of that Drag Queen shit and I guess the whole transgender movement, it’s not that far of a reach to think a woman with her level of musculature, her hardness of a jaw, her bolt on tits, her exaggerated movements and presentation of a woman, maybe in an over sexualized, burlesque, parody kind of way….would have a dick.

The pop icon who made stripper dances mainstream about 25 years ago, before becoming a best selling solo artist, is out here in some luxurious place since she’s rich, stripped down in a bikini because she’s fit and has giant fake tits, and the whole thing looks a little artificial or AI and not necessarily in a good way, more in a girl trying to look that instagram look way but it’s still not a fat chick even if it’s an old chick. So that’s great, or at the very least, good enough….if you’re into passable stealth trannies and their tucked dicks…since they don’t make you feel as gay as you are gaylord…

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I wouldn’t call myself a Nicole Scherzinger fan, I hate all these celebrity idiots who are overpaid for their bullshit existences that don’t actually matter, but that they THINK matter because that’s how narcissism works when the execs who make more money than the talent they use inflate their egos hard to keep them producing.

I would call myself a white bikini fan because I have first hand experience being next to white bikinis when wet and I’ve seen FULL fucking pussy, sometimes wonderfully hot pussy, and I figure if you can swim in something that shows the audience at the public pool your pussy, you’re the kind of MOM we need at the public pool, since there’s never enough pussy at the pool exposed.

The nice thing about this fit Scherzinger who I’ve called trans in the past because I’m ignorant and felt her hard muppet face, hard body, hard tits were all very trans-like in an era when there weren’t as many trans people out there crying trans rights and trans inclusivity like it’s the worst trend ever….they’ve taken my ability to make trans jokes about non trans women away from me….

So I guess all I got is that I’m glad there’s no shit stains in this hard body to distract from the hard face bikini butt shot…

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Nicole Scherzinger’s old as shit now…but she’s still looking hard bodied…

I used to call her a transgender because she was a hard faced, hard bodied, vegas showgirl or stripper that sold her soul to the Pussy Cat Dolls, where they brought stripper dances to pop…and if you’re a passable tranny working as a stripper you don’t have to take the period week off so you can just keep earning….THAT’S SEXIST…INCLUSIVITY AND EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES FOR ALL….how dare I say that strippers with their periods are any less than strippers not on their period…that period is beautiful and celebrates fertility and feminity….you MISOGYNIST FUCK….

WELL TELL THAT TO MY PERIOD STAINED PANTS AFTER THE LAP DANCE YOU FUCKS.

Anyway, pussy cat dolls paved the way for her to push through a solo career, where she made even more stupid money…and now she’s still hard faced, hard bodied, possibly transgendered, because these cosmetic procedures have made anyone who wants to pretend to be a woman, from ugly women to Kardashians to chicks with dicks….look the same muppet way…

If you’re into this look, this is a well executed example or specimen of that look…so enjoy…

If you’re into natural looking women, who age naturally, with real tits, real lips, real cheeks, real hair…then YOU’RE part of the problem…or racist..or who fucking knows….you’re just bad because there’s a lot of people getting rich on all these injections and you can’t go up against them with “what’s wrong with women looking like women and aging accordingly, when did that end up being a bad thing, leading to 16 year olds jacking themselves up to look like muppets”….

The world…is fucked…

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