Nicole Scherzinger was out on a bikini the other day and she produced about 12 social media posts around the bikini content.

She didn’t even try to fake it by swapping out the bikini, she just said “I’ll commit 10 minutes to producing 12 posts for my social media, because my pervert fans won’t even notice the same bikini, they’ll be looking at my tits.

I always say that if I was a hot chick influencer, I’d do about 2 days of work capturing 400 pictures and videos of half nakedness, cue it all up over a weekend and basically keep my empire updated all year with 4 days of work.

If paid ads come up in the interim, throw them in the mix…

Since I am not a hot chick influencer, but could probably pretend that I was pretty easily if I wasn’t so lazy, I am more about plotting that content haul in the event I ever need to pretend an influencer is still alive and need to maintain their social media for them…you know, like Britney Spears’ team.

Anyway, she’s old, but she took burlesque from the fat chicks into Betty Page and Rockabilly, she got stupid rich with it and maintains the fitness and tight body while being rich as shit with the bolt-on tits, so anyone who made their money whoring is a friend of ours…

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Nicole Scherzinger has been called a tranny for the entirety of her career. With the success of that Drag Queen shit and I guess the whole transgender movement, it’s not that far of a reach to think a woman with her level of musculature, her hardness of a jaw, her bolt on tits, her exaggerated movements and presentation of a woman, maybe in an over sexualized, burlesque, parody kind of way….would have a dick.

The pop icon who made stripper dances mainstream about 25 years ago, before becoming a best selling solo artist, is out here in some luxurious place since she’s rich, stripped down in a bikini because she’s fit and has giant fake tits, and the whole thing looks a little artificial or AI and not necessarily in a good way, more in a girl trying to look that instagram look way but it’s still not a fat chick even if it’s an old chick. So that’s great, or at the very least, good enough….if you’re into passable stealth trannies and their tucked dicks…since they don’t make you feel as gay as you are gaylord…

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I wouldn’t call myself a Nicole Scherzinger fan, I hate all these celebrity idiots who are overpaid for their bullshit existences that don’t actually matter, but that they THINK matter because that’s how narcissism works when the execs who make more money than the talent they use inflate their egos hard to keep them producing.

I would call myself a white bikini fan because I have first hand experience being next to white bikinis when wet and I’ve seen FULL fucking pussy, sometimes wonderfully hot pussy, and I figure if you can swim in something that shows the audience at the public pool your pussy, you’re the kind of MOM we need at the public pool, since there’s never enough pussy at the pool exposed.

The nice thing about this fit Scherzinger who I’ve called trans in the past because I’m ignorant and felt her hard muppet face, hard body, hard tits were all very trans-like in an era when there weren’t as many trans people out there crying trans rights and trans inclusivity like it’s the worst trend ever….they’ve taken my ability to make trans jokes about non trans women away from me….

So I guess all I got is that I’m glad there’s no shit stains in this hard body to distract from the hard face bikini butt shot…

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Nicole Scherzinger’s old as shit now…but she’s still looking hard bodied…

I used to call her a transgender because she was a hard faced, hard bodied, vegas showgirl or stripper that sold her soul to the Pussy Cat Dolls, where they brought stripper dances to pop…and if you’re a passable tranny working as a stripper you don’t have to take the period week off so you can just keep earning….THAT’S SEXIST…INCLUSIVITY AND EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES FOR ALL….how dare I say that strippers with their periods are any less than strippers not on their period…that period is beautiful and celebrates fertility and feminity….you MISOGYNIST FUCK….

WELL TELL THAT TO MY PERIOD STAINED PANTS AFTER THE LAP DANCE YOU FUCKS.

Anyway, pussy cat dolls paved the way for her to push through a solo career, where she made even more stupid money…and now she’s still hard faced, hard bodied, possibly transgendered, because these cosmetic procedures have made anyone who wants to pretend to be a woman, from ugly women to Kardashians to chicks with dicks….look the same muppet way…

If you’re into this look, this is a well executed example or specimen of that look…so enjoy…

If you’re into natural looking women, who age naturally, with real tits, real lips, real cheeks, real hair…then YOU’RE part of the problem…or racist..or who fucking knows….you’re just bad because there’s a lot of people getting rich on all these injections and you can’t go up against them with “what’s wrong with women looking like women and aging accordingly, when did that end up being a bad thing, leading to 16 year olds jacking themselves up to look like muppets”….

The world…is fucked…

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I used to say things like Nicole Scherzinger has a dick, her tuck game is strong, but as it turns out, I’m into that…No, I’m not into the tranny thing, that’s always been terrifying to me, I’ve always thought it was unhuman and creepy, even from my early years working at a porn company….it will never be normalized to me and it will always be something closet case dick lovers are into….taking the woman out of the porn when the woman is the best part of the porn…while referring to chicks with dicks as the woman in porn…is really just gay porn..

Anyway, I don’t think that the hard faced / hard bodied show girl, pussy cat doll, the most successful stripper dancer in the world, is actually a tranny….but girl definitely has high testosterone, her musculature is pretty pronounced and has always been…just a fit as fuck 40 year old who could be one of those oiled up cheesy fitness models at whatever small town competition they are at…..her flexibility is pretty good too..but I guess when you’re a pro dancer turned popstar…flexibility is needed…

So here she is manspreading, her balls stapled to each side of her leg so her shaft looks like a pussy, unless she just photoshopped that out, or maybe she is actually with vagina….who knows…the lesson here is that fitness is something all women should immerse themselves into while complaining about men, creeps, toxic masculinity, mansplaining, all trying to contribute to the feminization of the american male, as women do…because fit girls, especially in their 40s are better than sloppy pig bitches.

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Does anyone give a fuck about 40 something year old Nicole Scherzinger in her bikini, I mean I am sure there are weirdo fans out there who think Nicole Scherzinger is the best thing to ever fucking happen to the world, and have stuck by her side since the first Pussy Cat Doll video, but the rest of us just assume she’s a tranny, before tranny was a thing, who along with her tits and face procedures either got her dick folded inside out, her body is just too hard….or maybe she’s still into the manual procedure of tucking…tuck game strong if you know what I mean….either a Vegas Showgirl, or a professional trained off broadway dancer who knew how to move like a girl, either way, she’s in a bikini and I’m not believing anyone gives a fuck, but I’ll top post it anyway to show how outdated this shit is as social media stars make their millions a month selling butthole pics and running Youtube and TikTok earning scams….because no one under 40 even knows who Scherzinger is…which works for us, since we’re all a bunch of fucking boomers.

Either way, looks like covid is really getting her down because like every other celeb pretending COVID exists, she’s living large…and not just her dick size..I mean…on beaches and shit.

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