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2009

17

Dec

Lara Bingle Gets Her Pussy Sniffed of the Day

Lara Bingle is an Australian model and she likes to let her dog sniff her pussy. Maybe she’s on her period, something I always ask random women when my dog tries to get up in them, or maybe bitch trained the motherfucker to eat her out like this bitch I used to date who decided to show me how fast her dog makes her cum after I came all over her pussy, so she let the fucker lick it off, and I was left feeling very fucking disturbed, but I guess that’s the good thing about having dogs, they can’t tell on you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Lara Bingle|Pussy

2009

16

Dec

Dave Navarro’s Groupie Pussy Go To Luis Vuitton of the Day

Wanna know how to keep young groupie pussy happy enough to not go to the police claiming motherfucker raped her, or to the media claiming he likes getting fucked up the ass with a strap on, or watching gay porn or that he gave her herpes other shit he doesn’t want to get out, or maybe he is trying to keep her happy to ease her young inexperienced ass into doing those crazy things Carmen Electra taught him….You take the shopping at Luis Vuitton and give money to some homeless dude in a wheel chair…nothing makes a bitch hornier….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dave Navarro|Groupie|Pussy

2009

15

Dec

Rihanna Pussy Grab in GQ of the Day

I guess the whole bitch getting beat by her man because her cunt ass deserved it is drying up for this bottom feeding immigrant cunt because she’s decided to start slutting herself a lot more than she ever has. I guess the whole lady Gaga retardedness intimidates Rihanna and now she’s gotta step the fuck up. So she’s been showing her nipples every chance she gets, and the only reason I’m complaining is because she’s fat and used up now and the days of seeing her as the manifestation of your Caribbean vacation chambermaid fetish without having to fly all the way to the Caribbean and without the whole fucking and gettin the Caribbean AIDS…

Either way, she tried to sex it up for GQ and it’s pretty fucking boring, but at least she’s covering her pussy, I hear the photographer put her in this stance cuz he couldn’t take the Roti stench…..


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Posted in:Pussy|Rihanna|Tits

2009

07

Dec

Shauna Sand and her New Pussy of the Day

Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be really fucked up when they are older. Either they’ll be trashier, sluttier and more disgusting than her in a following their mother’s lead, or they’ll end up lesbians, or they’ll be the total opposite of their whore mother and won’t let a motherfucker inside them until they are 45 years old, the kind of girl who wears pants and a sweater to the beach, fat and useless from emotional eating like some kind of rape victim, because here is their mother with yet another man she got from the long-haired immigrant trying to get ahead escort agency and I guess we can only hope she doesn’t film another sex tape with this guy like she did with the last guy because as amazing as it was to see her hanging on as hard as she could, her pussy was pretty fucking disgusting and took away from the excitement of the bottom feeding….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Boy Toy|Pussy|Shauna Sand

2009

13

Nov

Samantha Ronson’s Got New Pussy of the Day

It looks like Samantha Ronson grew out her beard, put on her trademark hat and made an official public appearance with her new pussy now that Lohan and her are rumored to not be together anymore. I think it’s nice to see her coming out of her shell by not hiding her hormone therapy and really coming to terms with her and her ambiguous sexuality because in her case it really is a genetic thing because she is a twin and if you’ve seen pictures of her mother you’d be surprised her uterus was sober enough to get the right amount nutrients and growth hormones to not give birth to a pile of muddy flesh.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Pussy|Samantha Ronson

2009

21

Oct

Corey Feldman Still Gets Pussy of the Day

It is funny how when you’re a teenage hearthrob 20 years ago, you still manage to land decent lookin, much younger than you pussy today. It’s like even when you fade into obscurity, you can just walk or head out to clubs with your IMDB page printed up, so that when girls approach you to ask why you are growing your hair out like Michael Jackson, and wearing weird military style shirts like Michael Jackson and you respond with stories of unrequited love and exploring each other’s bodies back when you were a teenager and he wasn’t dead, you have back-up evidence that you are in fact who you say you are and your story is truth, and everyone knows that a man with an IMDB page, no matter how out of work he is, is a man who can get laid because girls are whores who flock to people they have seen on TV, or movies, because society thinks that shit is power and a lot more interesting than dating an insurance salesman or some shit…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Corey Feldman|Pussy|Tits

2009

12

Oct

Kim Kardashian and Her Pussy Definition at the Gas Station of the Day

Kim Kardashian takes her pussy out to pump gas and apparently she also takes her pussy out to pump black dudes on video resulting in people caring enough about her to post pictures of her pumping gas when we really shouldn’t give a fuck about her, and should just see her as the fat, lazy, leech on society she is, but instead we make her more rich than her privileged ass already was before she became an amateur pornstar turned reality star turned annoying the fuck out of me and making me wonder why the fuck I am posting this shit because I know i don’t care but do it anyway.

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Posted in:Definition|Kim Kardashian|Pussy

2009

18

Sep

Rammstein Pussy Video For The Jewish Holiday of the Day

I don’t know if Rammstein is a Nazi band, I just know that they are German and I guess that’s close enough to make this inappropriate to put up on a Jewish Holiday and I guess inappropriate is kinda what I do.

This is their video for a song I think is called German Pussy and it ends with cumshots, something MTV needs a hell of a lot more of, there’s also tits, pussy, fucking, blowjobs, but it’s a music video and not porn so watch it cuz it’s good enough for me.

As for the song, I have no idea what it sounds like, I don’t have speakers, but I can imagine it’s pretty shitty….

Posted in:Porn Music Video|Pussy|Rammstein

2009

04

Sep

Nancy Reagan is Real Easy of the Day

These pictures are like porn to me because of the way she’s got herself propped up against that walker, with her ass poppin out like some kind of whore wanting to get fucked and her frail limbs unable to escape my grip. I am surprised she’s even allowed out of the house lookin’ like this, where is her power of attorny to keep her in line, I guess it’s the style for old bitches to dress like little sluts and on the positive side of things, if you catch yourself one with Alzheimers, not only will she forget what you look like in a police line-up, but she’ll also forget you even fucked her and let’s face it, despite the desert vagina in her pants flaking away more and more everyday, bitch is craving the cock cuz it’s been so fuckin’ long since the last time she had any. Ok, you can stop masturbating now…..

Pics VIa FAME and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Nancy Reagan|Pussy

2009

14

Jul

Some Chastity Bono Pussy for the Weirdos of the Day

If you’re into pussy that’s on it’s last legs, you know pussy that’s about to take it’s final breath, you know when you walk down the hallway of the cancer ward of the hospital and you feel a little quiver in your pants, or when you look at pre-op female to male tranny who you know have serious mental issues just based on the size of their jeans, who insist on growing a dick, because their dad was too busy skiing into trees and their mom was too busy being a whore to give her the love she needed growing up, creating this serious baggage that makes her want to sew her pussy up and grow a fuckin’ dick, or maybe she just realizes that it’s a man’s world and it’s finally time to command respect out of the world, instead of being paid less and objectified for having a set of oddly shaped tits, and figured since she already looked 3/4 of the way dude, it was the logical fuckin’ step, or maybe it’s gotta do with her being tired of the hardships lesbian couples face every time they leave the house holding lesbian hands in their construction boots and flannel shirts eating organic granola bars when people like me point, laugh and throw dick shaped objects at them, because I know they are just uptight rape victims guys don’t even wanna fuck to begin with, and not actual lesbians, cuz actual lesbians don’t exist….

Posted in:Chastity Bono|Pussy