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16

Sep

Janes Addiction Have a Cat Fight on Stage of the Day

I have never heard any Janes Addiction music because I’ve always found their brand of music pretty fucking gay. I did watch the history of Lollapalooza, which is a festival I never wanted to attend, because I found it pretty gay and as it turns out it was pretty fucking gay….decades of gay….

I have never really idolized any rockers, other than the money and the ability to play an instrument, traveling the world and owning houses and an army of all the pussy they got…they’ve been pretty disappointing across the board in terms of cool factor….

I listen to old country music…so I’m not the target market but even when I listened to other shit, I thought the people involved fucked sucked.

Anyway, the old weathered dementia ridden leader Perry Bernstein threw some kind of gay man trantrum, slapping up on his guitarist Dave Navarro, who you may know as the guy who was married to Carmen Electra back before we all forgot who Carmen Elecra was….even when she struggles to get OF subscribers..

The fight reminds me of two drunk chicks fighting over the last line of coke at the party….or two old guys at the old folks home fighting over a soiled diaper from the hot old chick they both want to fuck….or maybe two old ladies on a cruise fighting over the last croissant at the all you can eat buffet…you see what I’m saying here…this is a really pathetic fight…

So despite never thinking rockers were ever really cool other than not really ever having to work and being rich and always thinking these people were sell out clowns scared of losing the money they scammed and they are usually not even the talented people, but rather the schemers who steal their concepts from talented people and appropriate their talent to mass produce it. The ones who become famous are usually the worst.

I still think gay rockers having a gay cat fight like a bunch of girls on stage because rockers are a bunch of pussies who get a lot of pussy which is more a dig on the desperation of the pussy to want to be associated or violated by a penis that despite being lame is rich and famous….making this story a lot better than transgender puppet Taylor Swift.

You can only imagine the whining these divas did after the show….

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2010

27

Oct

Dave Navarro Ruins Fresh Pussy of the Day

Nothing like unprotected “Rockstar” who is really into porn, dick, to make an innocent 19 year old turn into a polluted cess pool of a cunt that no one in their right mind should ever want to touch when Navarro is done with her…and she’s left in the gutter with a cocaine addiction she can’t afford cuz the good life isn’t being bank rolled…addicted to all the attention she once had with one to give it to her….with a ruined pussy…thanks to a gamble she took on getting involved with him…not really anticipating him ever trading her in…

If she’s smart she’s trying to get knocked up…now if only he didn’t get a vasectomy to prevent this kind of groupie behavior…I’m sure she’s been researching a way to reverse it while he’s sleeping without him noticing…cuz that is the key ingredient that is missing from her master groupie plan….

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2010

12

Feb

Dave Navarro and his Teenage Groupie of the Day

I guess Dave Navarro gave up on teenage groupies and decided to stick it to some 28 year old communist immigrant dancer. The funny thing about immigrants is how they dress when they come here. It’s like they try to fit in so they follow their idea of what is popular, like in Izabelle Miko’s case, Avril Lavigne. So bitch goes off and does the stupid “Punk” streak and jumps on the first semi-famous dick she can find, which lucky for Navarro is him, because I’ve fucked dancers before, and it’s pretty next level, and they weren’t even immigrants trying to lock me down for citizenship, but were girls I either paid or got drnk enough to no say no. Their strong legs and flexibility is hard to fucking beat…it’s so good it makes you forget the bitch is using you to get noticed because she was in Coyote Ugly in 2000, back when she thought it was her big break and since then no one knows or remembers her, so the first ready and willing motherfuckin’ sex addict with any level of celebrity comes along, she jumps at the opportunity, cuz communist girls know to jump when the opportunity presents itself…

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2009

16

Dec

Dave Navarro’s Groupie Pussy Go To Luis Vuitton of the Day

Wanna know how to keep young groupie pussy happy enough to not go to the police claiming motherfucker raped her, or to the media claiming he likes getting fucked up the ass with a strap on, or watching gay porn or that he gave her herpes other shit he doesn’t want to get out, or maybe he is trying to keep her happy to ease her young inexperienced ass into doing those crazy things Carmen Electra taught him….You take the shopping at Luis Vuitton and give money to some homeless dude in a wheel chair…nothing makes a bitch hornier….

Pics via Fame

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