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2010

25

Mar

Shauna Sand and Her New Purse Carrier of the Day

I don’t know if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape but she’s got a pretty scary pussy, one you probably wouldn’t put in a white bikini, unless you had some duct tape, or really any moisture barrier, but Shauna Sand, doesn’t really give a fuck what people think, proven by her bottom feeding sex tape making, and well pretty much everything else about her that makes me think she was abused as a kid. From fake tits, to fake hair and fake lips in stripper shoes all for male attention to fill some void….and the real sad thing in all this is that she replaced her last homosexual boy toy with some new homosexual boy toy, who I guess has more skills at carrying her purse…

Either way, this should be illegal.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Boy Toy|Disgusting|Fake Tits|Shauna Sand|White Bikini

2009

07

Dec

Shauna Sand and her New Pussy of the Day

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Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be really fucked up when they are older. Either they’ll be trashier, sluttier and more disgusting than her in a following their mother’s lead, or they’ll end up lesbians, or they’ll be the total opposite of their whore mother and won’t let a motherfucker inside them until they are 45 years old, the kind of girl who wears pants and a sweater to the beach, fat and useless from emotional eating like some kind of rape victim, because here is their mother with yet another man she got from the long-haired immigrant trying to get ahead escort agency and I guess we can only hope she doesn’t film another sex tape with this guy like she did with the last guy because as amazing as it was to see her hanging on as hard as she could, her pussy was pretty fucking disgusting and took away from the excitement of the bottom feeding….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Boy Toy|Pussy|Shauna Sand

2009

10

Nov

Shauna Sand’s Boy Toy Has a Name of the Day

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I am sure all of you motherfuckers have seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape , because I know the download link was going around.

I unfortunately have only seen a few clips of the shit, but I hear she takes a facial, because I guess dead bodies don’t say no and you can do whatever you want with them, at least that’s what my mortician friend once told me.

I have however seen her vagina, and that grey meaty mess is fucking confusing as shit to me. I’m really not sure how that happens to a girl and if I did, I’d write the E-Book to prevent it because it is almost enought to go gay.

Or at least the kind of gay her boy toy is, because he’s far too pretty to not be gay, he even has softer features than she does, which isn’t saying much.

I assume he has only latched onto her for the last little while to accommodate his lifestyle and maybe open some doors for him here in America, but whatever’s been going on to burn thru her money and make her desperate enough to auction her clothes and sell her shitty sex tape, is probably drugs, cuz over the last few months his fresh face looks tired and almost dying….but the good news is that the motherfucker finally has a name, and that name is Ambrose….Seriously.

So I guess the Sex Tape Hustle worked for him, motherfucker is a household name and all it took was unprotected sex with a corpse and now he’ll be leave her behind in his dry cumfart from gay sex dust.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ambrose|Boy Toy|Sex Tape|Shauna Sand

2009

02

Sep

Shauna Sand and Her Boy Toy Showing Off Her Panties of the Day

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Shauna Sand is pretty much the closest thing in Hollywood to a washed up prostitute. She’s got the scars and the plastic surgery battle wounds that make her look like she’s fuckin’ melting, which is kinda funny if you think about it, considering the whole reason she got plastic surgery in the first place was to advance her career and to really embrace her sex appeal. Now there isn’t enough plastic surgery technology in the fucking world to save her, but the good news is there will always be homosexual Euro lookin’ boys to take the free ride and pretend to have sex with her, as long as it gives them some visibility in the industry, as workin’ a waiter or bar tending job, just isn’t as effective as it once was…

That said, I’m surprised she’s even wearing underwear, because that’s not the kind of girl I’d expect her to be, but I guess it’s the only tool she can use to keep her pussy and lady parts from falling out of her and dragging behind her on the ground like some kind of disgusting tail.

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2009

15

Apr

Shauna Sand and Her Luxurious Boy Toy of the Day

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What the fuck does Shauna Sand do. She’s some kind of lazy bitch who just coasts through life doing the bare minimum, but managed to become relevant in the process. She’ll fuck the right guy, she’s marry the right guy, she’s get naked at the right time, pregnant at the right time and her hustle, that really isn’t a hustle, managed to work out for her lazy spic ass.

Last night I was at the stripclub and got totally offended by their lack of work ethic. They weren’t hustling private dances, but laying in the fucking booth like a bunch of fucking slobs, who seemingly were exhausted from the hard night of work, but were in reality just lazy fucking strippers who don’t like working, hence the reason why they are strippers.

I guess I should lower my expectations for whores and just watch Shauna Sands tits with the young shirtless guy who is cumming on them.

Posted in:Boy Toy|Shauna Sand

2008

04

Apr

Marla Maples and Her Boy Toy on the Beach of the Day

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So Marla Maples is pretty much only famous for being breaking up billionaire Donald Trump’s marriage to Ivana Trump after getting knocked up at 20 years old by him and shotgun marrying him before having his baby, making her pretty much set for life.

The good news is that the 45 year old uses her free time, which she has a lot of, because when you’re set for life after letting a billionaire cum in you back in ’84, you don’t have to get a job waitressing to pay the rent like you would have if you hadn’t used your young kinda hot at the time, powersuit wearing looks to get ahead, and by get ahead I mean trick a billionaire into marrying you after flipping the condom inside out and impregnating your 20 year old womb.

But she can use all that free time from being rich by association to go to the gym like it was a full time to stay fit for her 31 year old reality star from The Bachelor named Andy Baldwin, because holding onto your youth is a something most chicks want, but normally can’t pull off because oreos are just too damn good.

Either way, here are her abs in her bikini with her younger boyfriend who obviously sees a golden opportunity just like his girlfriend did back when she was his age. They do have so much in common….