Elsa Pataky is Chris Hemsworth’s older wife. She seems to be keeping up with her younger husband by staying fit thanks to living in Australia on a pile of his super celebrity THOR money…..

I guess when you’re a celebrity known for being a hot chick, you have to do all that you can to maintain your body into your 50s…and I can tell you that the thong bikini wearing Spaniard is clearly doing all she can to stay fuckable…..

She’s too old for a thong, but committed to the thong and as of recently, I’ve developed a thong fetish….

Her ass is muscular, which may offend some of you soft ass loving perverts, but at her age, it’s better than being a sloppy inverted ass that looks like it is eating itself becuase of the aging proceess.

I don’t like moms, I respect them because they are doing what the good lord intended for them….and breeding is the whole point of life…but sexually, I don’t like moms.

I don’t like old ladies, they generally smell like diapers and Werthers Originals…but when a decent ass appears on a Celebrity turned celebrity wife…It may be antique but I think it’s worth staring at…

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Old lady Elsa Pataky is really shwoing her near 50 year old age in her knees, but the rest of her is looking pretty fucking ripped, which I guess is what you’d want as you hit menopause. Your only hope or use of that extra testosterone besides sodomizing your husband Chris Hemsworth with your strap on because you’re experimental artists and you’re already fiery Spanish personality now fueled with more hormonal imbalances is into that kind of thing…

Anyway, if you’re an aging mom of 3, spend your days in the gym, because that musculature will hold you together and let you be jerked off to a decent amount longer than you would if you were just a ball of fucking soft cellulite and loose skin.

Now this isn’t a post about Elsa Pataky, it’s a post about the real star of the images, her pink bikini bottom from Byron Bay Australia…gripping onto the mom pussy with all it’s bikini bottom might…and that’s impressive….so we won’t let Pataky or her big mom tits take away the glory of pink bikini bottom boy.

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Elsa Pataky may be a 45 year old actress who was human trafficked to Australia to create babies with Chris Hemsworth over th last 10-15 years…an actress you probably jacked off to in Snakes on a Plane, wishing you were the snake and her vagina was the plane, but THOR made it there first….

BUT SHE STILL GOT THEM Big Spanish titties…the kind that make you solid eye candy in shitty fucking movies I am amazed people actually watch.

WE LIKE TITS.

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Chris Hemsworth’s wife and baby momma, who I guess was also Miley’s sister in law, because she was married to a Hemsworth, and everything goes back to Miley, she’s the KEVIN BACON of her generation, SIX DEGREES OF MILEY CYRUS…our reference point for all things pop culture….all started when we first saw her vagina when she decided to turn pop culture and the mainstream into lowkey or low level pornography and aren’t we all the better for it now hat ALL girls get naked on camera whether for dudes they fuck, dudes they date, or Only fans…there is just SO MUCH nudity…

This si not about Miley, It’s about Spanish Pataky, mom of 3, with her tits out in a photoshoot…..like she was on the CASTING couch for SNAKES ON A PLANE….her most important role….unless you’re into Fast and Furious garbage and I am sure some of you are…that shit made lots of money…

I recently read some Australian Propaganda about how much their family is hated in the area of Sydney they live, I think it’s called Byron Bay, but I can’t be too sure, but apparently, they’ve ended up ruining the neighborhood with their celebrity….but who cares about that, we’re here for the tits…the 44 year old mom tits….in photoshoot….tits..ruin all the neighborhoods you want, why don’t you ruin some pants while you’re at it….that was a reference to you losers cumming yourself looking at these like you’ve never seen tits in a shirt like they were snakes on a plane….

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Elsa Pataky brought her busty tits, on her fit for a 42 year old mom, midget body…cuz se looks short…to the beach in a bathing suit that thankfully doesn’t draw too much attention to her ravaged stomach from all their kids….in Byron Bay Australia where I guess she lives with her husband and baby daddy of 8 or 9 years…Chris Hemsworth….who I guess has a fetish for Spanish Women who are the size of most Junior Highschool students, because it makes his dick look bigger….we’re onto you Hemsworth…all you actors and your fetishes are weird….

You probably know her from the Fast and the Furious movies, where she didn’t Kill Paul Walker, but he’s dead….and apparently Elsa Pataky isn’t…that latin blood and fitness and diet’s got her looking fucking hot….especially for an old mom of 3….in her 40s….

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I missed the Demi Moore Nipple slip – because I really didn’t care to post some old haggard plastic surgery ridden 60 year old’s nipple that she probably doesn’t even feel, sneaking out of her dress because these things happen and it’s just a tit, not her natural tit, but it’s still a tit within her….and a nipple stapled onto her…

BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WILL MISS THE EVER IMPORTANT ELSA PATAKY PANTY FLASH…

I just don’t know who Elsa Pataky is…

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