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2018

24

Oct

Elsa Pataky Big Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Elsa Pataky brought her busty tits, on her fit for a 42 year old mom, midget body…cuz se looks short…to the beach in a bathing suit that thankfully doesn’t draw too much attention to her ravaged stomach from all their kids….in Byron Bay Australia where I guess she lives with her husband and baby daddy of 8 or 9 years…Chris Hemsworth….who I guess has a fetish for Spanish Women who are the size of most Junior Highschool students, because it makes his dick look bigger….we’re onto you Hemsworth…all you actors and your fetishes are weird….

You probably know her from the Fast and the Furious movies, where she didn’t Kill Paul Walker, but he’s dead….and apparently Elsa Pataky isn’t…that latin blood and fitness and diet’s got her looking fucking hot….especially for an old mom of 3….in her 40s….


Here are her pussy veins
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2018

03

Apr

Elsa Pataky, in a Bikini of the Day

I recognize her name, but every time she pops up, clothed or in slutty bikini pics, showing off her great Spanish ass…I have to google her…I guess she’s not memorable even though she has such a silly fucking name…

She is fucking old, 40 plus years old…a fetish model really she’s Chris Hemsworth wife and mom of his 3 kids…interesting….that many kids explains the stomach….

She has a career of her own..and did before linking up with Chris Hemsworth…but more importantly since she is in Australia…in a bikini….old, 40 plus years old…a fetish model in a bikini…with Matt Damon, a new Australian learning to surf…

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I prefer this bikini…

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2017

11

May

Elsa Pataky Ass Looks Great in Elle Vogue of the Day

Elsa Pataky has a great ass in these pictures…which would probably explain why people, mainly virgin loser dudes are into Elsa PAtaky…

I recognize her name, but everytime she pops up, clothed or in slutty bikini pics for Vogue, showing off her great Spanish ass…I have to google her…I guess she’s not memorable even though she has such a silly fucking name…

She is fucking old, 40 years old…and she’s Chris Hemsworth wife and mom of his 3 kids…interesting….someone sounds like she may be a hooker…or at least a vain bitch who doesn’t want her man to cheat on her with young pussy, or at least appreciate her old pussy because she can’t be a hooker, since she’s in movies and has a career of her own..and did before linking up with Chris Hemsworth…the hookers are the girls he pays to piss on him – but more importantly since this is Vogue, bitch is clearly fashion. Fashion you can jerk off to.

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2017

27

Apr

Elsa Pataky Panty Flash of the Day

I missed the Demi Moore Nipple slip – because I really didn’t care to post some old haggard plastic surgery ridden 60 year old’s nipple that she probably doesn’t even feel, sneaking out of her dress because these things happen and it’s just a tit, not her natural tit, but it’s still a tit within her….and a nipple stapled onto her…

BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WILL MISS THE EVER IMPORTANT ELSA PATAKY PANTY FLASH…

I just don’t know who Elsa Pataky is…

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2015

28

Dec

Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day

Fast and Furious Elsa Pataky is pretty fucking old and a mom…so this weird extra ass cheek fold in her ass shouldn’t be an imperfection to mock, but rather one to celebrate, since her Spanish genetics, have allowed her to breed without as much damage as most white people have after they breed, because I guess Spanish people need to breed, it’s culturally in their DNA, survival…and in their religion…Catholicsm…where white people just do it so they can eat whatever the fuck they want for the rest of their life because they are done being attractive and virtually throw in the towel…where as Elsa Pataky has a career to continue…these Fast and Furious movies will go on forever…and at 40…she’s gotta work to keep those paychecks coming in…

All this to say…weird bikini choice….

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2015

10

Nov

Elsa Pataky in her Bra for Some Bullshit of the Day

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This is all so stupid..but here’s some Elsa Pataky doing some bikini shoot…for some random bullshit..

She’s 39 and was in Fast and the Furious…so that means a bunch of the lamest motherfuckers in the world, who sit through movies like Fast and the Furious, like you…love her..

She’s too old for me, even if she’s fit…she died at 25…and she can keep trying, and she does keep trying…it gets her in movies…and movies make her money..so who gives a fuck about what I have to say about another girl getting in a bra to appease the male audience..by objectifying herself to get ahead because she feels it is the only way in the Patriarchal world we live in…where I am king and you are my minions…

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2015

06

Jul

ELsa Pataky Bikini Ass Picker of the Day

Chris Hemsworth, Elsa Pataky

Elsa Pataky is old as fuck…she’s from Spain, which means she has a “Hope Solo” USA! USA! USA! pussy … because I haven’t met a Spanish girl with an inny pussy…but maybe I just hang out with moms of two or more..

Not that this is about her pussy, but rather her old as fuck ass, in a bikini, on Vacation with her green card Chris Hemsworth…who she has a dozen or more kids with…it’s a Spanish thing….and who wasn’t the first actor she burned through, and probably not her last…

I don’t think this is exciting stuff, but I figure she sued a magazine for publishing her tit pics from a paparazzi, and she won 310,000 Euros for it, meaning she either loves or hates paparazzi, as it makes her more money than her bullshit acting job, she was in the Fast and Furious movies to reach a hispanic audience…who cares… so she’s out there reaching for another win…this time about to finger her asshole invasion of privacy..who cares…I guess I do…but only because I’m in this deep so here it is…

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2015

04

Mar

Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day

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Elsa Pataky is an actress…best known for her appearance on Snakes on a Plane…

She’s Spanish and I love Spanish food….so I guess by default I love Spanish women..since they are the ones cooking it….

She’s old…and I don’t love old, but I don’t mind old when it looks like this in a bathing suit…especially after having 3 Chris Hemsworth babies…

From what I’ve been told about Spain, other than that the women are “passionate” and by passionate I mean insane and will cut off your dick if you look at another girl…is that they don’t wear bathing suit tops, so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here…but clearly somewhere down the line we are being lied to…

But based on google, she’s not into being topless, or maybe she’s really into being topless, because she sued a magazine for posting topless pics of her and got 310,000 Euros for it…probably a better pay day than anything she’s done…

Making her not very Spanish at all…but I guess it’s a good marketing hook.

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2014

05

Mar

Elsa Pataky Weird Pregnant Belly Button Photoshoot of the Day

Elsa Pataky, an actress I don’t know and I’m not going to do the google, because I don’t really care who she is, I just know she’s pulling some Sports Illustrated body paint weirdness on her pregnancy, that may be attractive to someone, you know let’s use my wretched spawn that is growing inside me like some kind of fucking alien, as a canvas to distract from the fact that my belly button looks like it’s about to blow the fuck up…and the funny thing is, I assume people find this hot…you know someone somewhere has jerked off to this…weird.

Either way, oh so clever….

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2013

04

Sep

Elsa Pataky See Through of the Day

I don’t know who Elsa Pataky and I don’t care…but I did google her and she’s pushing 40, married, and from Spain….she’s a mom and she’s all European on the red carpet of some bullshit, being all European, not in a bra, wearing a see through shirt, because that’s how red carpets should be done when you are either craving some male attention to feel hot, or when you trying to get noticed for your career…and I support that hustle, but only when they do it without pasties…cuz that pasties shit offends me, it’s if you’re gonna do that shit, own that shit….like Elsa Pataky…

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