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2010

02

Dec

Tryin’ to Look Up Elsa Pataky’s Skirt of the Day

This bitch won some hottest pussy of the year award and based on her face. I feel a little ripped off…because the hottest pussy in my mind looks a lot hotter than this…unless of course they were literally talking about her pussy…in which case I have no opinion since all pussy is pretty amazing, even the meaty ones with dick clits and too much lip….and these pictures of her aren’t helping me figure her labia out like it was some kind of riddle, murder mystery dinner party, sodoku puzzle or whatever else in life confuses me that I can’t think of cuz I am hung over..cuz bitch don’t let us look up her skirt like real fame hungry bitches do…and it’s all cuz she thinks she’s in and thinks she’s a made woman….when reality is that I don’t even know who the fuck she is…

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2010

23

Jun

Elsa Pataky Flashes Her Panties of the Day

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I don’t know who Elsa Pataky is. I know I have googled her name before but whatever she does, just doesn’t stick, but I do know that I like her style, cuz short skirts are meant to be used as a seemingly innocent way to flash cunt, it’s the whole point of the fuckin’ things, otherwise a bitch would just wear pants, so who she is and whatever she does, I know she’s a fucking success today…next time let’s hope she slides the panties over a little…makes shit more interesting….

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2010

08

Mar

Elsa Pataky has a Pussy in her Armpit of the Day

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I have a friend who used to fuck armpits, he was obsessed with pit fucking, it was more than just his fetish, the motherfucker just would never shut up about the shit, it would get really annoying, it’s like he loved the smell of the armpit, the stubble, and if he found a girl built like this, with a pussy in her armpit, we probably wouldn’t have made fun of him and call him weird as much as we did, in fact he probably would still be alive today, cuz he would have never killed himself for thinking he was so weird for only being able to get off to armpit.

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2009

23

Oct

Elsa Pataky in a One Piece Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

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If you’re wondering what happened to Elsa Pataky, the Spanish chick from Snakes on a Plane, because it was such a revolutionary movie that you watched over and over again because you have nothing else to do with your time, it turns out she was fucking Adrien Brody’s nose, probably in hopes of it leading to better roles than Snake on a Plane, but they’ve broke up and now she’s walking around on set in a one-piece, which may not be naked, but is better than nothing which is probably the same rationale she had when she took that role in Snakes on a Plane, cuz I guess shit may have been better than nothing….

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2008

25

Feb

Elsa Pataky Bikini Like’s Big Nosed Oscar Winners of the Day

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You know when you see a hot fucking young piece of ass walking down the street with some old ugly motherfucker and you don’t understand what the hell they are doing with them until you see them both get into a convertible Porsche and drive off with smiles on their faces and the wind in their hair, then it all makes sense….The hot slut is a gold digging whore and can see past the dudes obvious deformities by convincing herself that they are charming or cute because they fuckin’ deformity comes with a platinum card.

Elsa Pataky is the pretty much the same story only instead of a convertible, dude’s got an academy award and instead of being old and ugly, dude looks a fuckin’ cartoon sketch you get drawn of you at the fair. I guess that academy award comes with a whole lot more perks than just Porsche, like star treatment internationally, or maybe vacation houses everywhere and lots of down time to fuck and that’s a pretty good trade off for this hot pussy.

So if you’re tired of being a piece of shit loser no one gives a fuck about, you should just go out there an win an academy award and all the pussy will just fall in your lap without anywork despite your ridiculously small penis.