Elsa Pataky is Chris Hemsworth’s older wife. She seems to be keeping up with her younger husband by staying fit thanks to living in Australia on a pile of his super celebrity THOR money…..

I guess when you’re a celebrity known for being a hot chick, you have to do all that you can to maintain your body into your 50s…and I can tell you that the thong bikini wearing Spaniard is clearly doing all she can to stay fuckable…..

She’s too old for a thong, but committed to the thong and as of recently, I’ve developed a thong fetish….

Her ass is muscular, which may offend some of you soft ass loving perverts, but at her age, it’s better than being a sloppy inverted ass that looks like it is eating itself becuase of the aging proceess.

I don’t like moms, I respect them because they are doing what the good lord intended for them….and breeding is the whole point of life…but sexually, I don’t like moms.

I don’t like old ladies, they generally smell like diapers and Werthers Originals…but when a decent ass appears on a Celebrity turned celebrity wife…It may be antique but I think it’s worth staring at…

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