Elsa Pataky Bikini of the Day

2019

Jan

Elsa Pataky brought her busty tits, on her fit for a 42 year old mom, midget body…cuz se looks short…to the beach in a bathing suit that thankfully doesn’t draw too much attention to her ravaged stomach from all their kids….

She’s got a great ass, but we have to remind ourselves that she’s 42 years old, which in and of itself is tragic….but not as tragic as our sexualizing of an old lady….

I mean, blame her Spanish genetics, her rich person lifestyle, or the fact that she’s an inch tall in all her slutty pics….knowing that if you take the pic from a distance there’s more leniency on whether she’s actually lookin that good or not.

I guess as Miley Cyrus’ sister in law, since she is married to and has three kids with one of the Hemsworth brothers….getting naked just makes logistical sense….especially since her sex appeal is the foundation of her having a career in Hollywood.