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2025

19

Jun

Toe Thursday of the Day

Some cameltoes are more like the entire foot, but we don’t discriminate against the pussy wedgie around here….

One of the only happy moments in my life is when a cameltoe walks my way…it is the closest thing I get to seeing stranger pussy in the comfort of being in public….sure, you rarely see the full vagina definition, erect clit, meatiness of the vagina, but you see enough to KNOW it is there…and some vaginas are fatter than others, we call those OZEMPIC CUNT….but ALL are equally thrilling…

The gym pant cameltoe is a magical thing, you can see the cameltoe doing the their own kind of squats and poses….and here are some TOES to inspire you on a thursday..

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2025

09

Jun

Cameltoe Girls on a Monday of the Day

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IS IT CAMEL TOE or CAMELTOE and does it really matter?

When the pussy eats the pants like it is fat and hungry is just a glorious thing, at least for the pervert into looking at fat pussy while out in public, away from the computer screen and unable to satisfy my staring at pussy addiction.

The idea of seeing a pussy through pants, even if it’s not entirely what that pussy would look like outside of pants, but thanks to the pants has a level of fatness you can appreciate it…is magical to the pussy lover…

This past weekend, I was face to face with an aggressive camel toe and it was the highlight of my weekend. I’ve thought about that camel toe like it was a long lost lover or friend….just stained on my brain like the stains the cameltoe probably left on those pants while it walked through my life…etched into my heart, like those pants were etched into that vagina….because it was one of those cameltoes that happen when seated to standing, the girl was on a park bench, her pants encroaching on her clitoral hood, leaving nothing by fat pussy lips on either side of the skin toned leggings….only for her to rise from the seated position…in FULL-TOE position….realizing what had happened and quickly pulling her shirt down to cover it because she was a more modest kind of girl not in s sports bra with cameltoe….the reason this toe was so solid was because the girl was skinny as shit, so that pussy lip fatness was likely the only fatness on her body and that my friends is the MAGICAL cameltoe that inspired THESE cameltoes…

ENJOY it like those vaginas seem to be enjoying those tight pants!

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2025

03

Jun

Cameltoes of the Day

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Cameltoes are people too…stop discriminating against them…you ablist…

It’s time to celebrate them….instead of pretending that because they don’t have arms or legs they aren’t worthy of existing as their own semi-independent but latched onto a host body that they are…..

Sure, They may not be actual people….with minds, bodies and souls, but then again, I don’t think the research has gone into the cameltoe at the level in which we can say that with confidence.

From my perspective, the cameltoe is the engine that runs the woman, it is the hearth, the home, the center…

When I am out of the house in the wild, and there is a cameltoe walking my way, it’s like all else in the world disappears, including the host body.

So from my perspective and my extensive but limited research because I can never quite get close enough to the cameltoe I am investigating, the cameltoe is the person and the rest of the her is just a meat suit designed to protect the cameltoe and showcase the cameltoe like the prized jewel it is…

Here are those cameltoes…..

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2025

13

May

Cameltoe Tuesday of the Day

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Some girls are ALL vagina…and I like those girls because I am a vagina-man.

I am not the kind of vagina man you see with breast prosthetics and a wig in a skirt, rocking an erection in the gym locker room because he’s amongst actual women, a concept he’s read about in his gaming life of computer nerd with worms and low testosterone, fuelled by energy drinks and candy…..

I am a man who happens to be into vagina diversity….

I’m fucking Steve Irwin, fascinated with the natural world, at least when it comes to vagina…or pictures of vagina….just always on the crocodile hunt for vagina…

I’m Stephen Hawkins, a retard with a terminal illness but not into space of phyics but rather pictures of labia….

It’s a thing….

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2025

16

Jan

Camel Toe of the Day

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I don’t think that’s a laser pointer…

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2020

02

Jun

The Best Cameltoe on Instagram of the Day

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As the COVID lock down, job losses, bankruptcies, unemployment go up…gets replaced by the sheep of social media fighting for Black Lives today, like they fought for #MeToo last year, and like they fought for Black Lives 5 years ago, before forgetting the cause and jumping on the next trend for their feed…while black people still got killed by cops….

I am here doing the important work on days where instagram is being blacked out by idiots posting black squares to pretend they care while all they care about is the selfie….

That important work is posting up cameltoe pics from instagram…because these are the kinds of people we are dealing with….the social media stars, or aspiring social media stars…who really would rather just post up pics of their front butt…or whatever it is they call pussy hugging, pussy definition, cameltoe pics so you can see they got pussies…the modern cleavage since you can’t be too sure amongst all the trans….which was also a huge activism on social media last year while black people were getting killed by cops and no one was paying attention because they were busy fighting for pronouns…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2010

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Pussy Definition in GQ South Africa of the Day

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The nice thing about South Africa is not just good for the surfing, or the apartheid era where blacks didn’t have the same rights as whites, but also because the white pussy that makes its way out of there and into the mainstream American world look pretty fucking good, but you can’t base a country’s pussy on two hot famous pussy that made it’s way out of the country, I mean take your small town for example, to an outsider, we all think America has good pussy cuz of the bitches we see on TV but the second you roll through a dinner in upstate New York, Florida or pretty much any tate,all you see is a sea of obesity and white trash….but as far as I’m concerned South Africa is a magical place of beautiful oceans and diamonds with 9% of the population white, 80% black, 31% of pregnant chicks are HIV positive, where Jews get stabbed in national parks …filled with poverty, crime and disease…and the 2010 Woldcup but most importantly Candice Swanepoel….and here is her pussy definition in GQ South Africa….

2010

13

Apr

Katherine McPhee’s Pussy Swallows Her Pants of the Day

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Whenever I overhear divorcees in the coffee shop talking about watching American Idol, I ask them why, they usually don’t answer….because I make them nervous….See I don’t expect more out of these bitches because I know lonely, depressed people who live the 9 to 5 life, find comfort in shitlike American Idol and like to plan their week around the shit….but I hate that American Idol doesn’t ever make fucking Idols like they claim they do….the whole thing is bullshit, that makes assholes richer than God because they found a formula to trick America into thinking they are relevant….

Other than Kelly Clarkson, no American Idol winner has really done shit. Sure there’s that dude horrible phenomenon called Daughtry and then Carrie Underwood and whoever else who was kicked off and managed to spin off the success of the shit into something that’s worth noticing other, but there are more Katherine McPhee losers, who other than jacking her pants in her pussy so someone takes a pictures of her….aren’t up to much….

It’s like all she’s good for is eating disorders and cameltoe, something that I am very fond of, because seeing pussy definition excites me, especially on pussy I probably will never see out of pants, but that shit really doesn’t take any talent to pull off, it just takes tight enough pants, so it’s not really worth celebrating, it’s just worth enjoying….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

17

Mar

Pamela Anderson’s Old Vagina Eats Her White Shorts of the Day

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Pam Anderson likes taking risks, but I guess everyone already knows that from the whole Hep C infection and her career as a half naked whore with stupid fake, but I’m not talking about that, I’m talking about the fact that she’s wearing a pair of white shorts, despite the fact that her pussy has a mind of its own and can throw up various colored discharge at any given time, that will stain, especially when her fucking cunt starts trying to eat her fucking shorts like it is in this picture…Just ask any 14 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet how often she wears white pants to highschool…

I think she’s boring and expired. Played out and over…but I guess she’s still hanging onto her fame as hard as she can with her implants…but I guess it won’t be too long before her liver gives out on her forcing us to move the fuck on, because everytime I do a post on her I am one post closer to jumping out of my fucking window. Sure. I live on the groundfloor, I’m not ready to die, but that doesn’t change the fact that this hag is irritating….

Pics via Fame

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2010

29

Jan

Kelis Cameltoe Pictures of the Day

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I never understood the whole horse fetish . I remember I came across the shit years ago, where motherfuckers had these leather harnesses that looked like horse heads, they’d have horsetail buttplugs, and shit was a huge thing, like we lived in a time before the automobile, when your horse and a native were the only thing you had to fuck when crossing the frontier in search for gold…

I also never understood these hipster idiot club kids who wore fetish gear in public like it was stylish or shocking or some shit because it just looks stupid and I sure as hell don’t get what Kellis is doing here, it’s like she’s some kind of princess from another planet but shit looks like a fucking joke….what I do get though is cameltoe, cuz all that there is to that is a pussy big enough to each whatever clothing a bitch is wearing…and here are the weird pics…

Pics via LFI

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