I figure the best way to start the day is with some cameltoe. It’s likely how 90 percent of women who are in the grocery store start their day.

You know, putting on a pair of pants that are one size too small because they don’t want to admit they are bigger than they are….pulled up to their necks because it holds their fat asses up the way they want to believe their asses hang naturally….

It’s just a pussy eating pants show everywhere you go…..

The seam so deep inside them, it’s on its own middle earth mission to see if Antartica. is really the portal to aliens, if Antartica was this average chick’s cervix….

It’s like the pants so tight, they look like they were painted on, pussy so visible, it’s like there are no pants at all….

It’s pants hugging the pussy so hard, it’s like that one time you convinced a girl to go on a pity date with you and you didn’t want the night to end, or ever let go…

It makes for a good grocery store experience and luckily it all lives on the internet because girls are whores and won’t let a pussy wedgie go without being selfied and uploaded to the internet for archival reasons…

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I could see her pussy with each step from behind, which for a cameltoe lover is the holy grail…

That is the story of my weekend….dramatic right?

There seem to be a lot of hot ass, small shorts, skinny, thigh gap girls walking around with their shorts up their asses in ways I have never seen before…

It has been a consistent and amazing trend this summer, sure the bike short has been a thing for a while, but girls are less fat, more fit and the shorts pulled up high enough to basically spread the ass and pussy for a pervert like a pervert, replacing the hands needed to spread the ass…and then they are walking around like that.

It is genuine fashion…for a pervert…it’s incredible…

I literally saw 12 pussies from behind….through bike shorts….this past weekend and I wasn’t even pussy hunting….

The world is wonderful.

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Cameltoes are people too…stop discriminating against them…you ablist…

It’s time to celebrate them….instead of pretending that because they don’t have arms or legs they aren’t worthy of existing as their own semi-independent but latched onto a host body that they are…..

Sure, They may not be actual people….with minds, bodies and souls, but then again, I don’t think the research has gone into the cameltoe at the level in which we can say that with confidence.

From my perspective, the cameltoe is the engine that runs the woman, it is the hearth, the home, the center…

When I am out of the house in the wild, and there is a cameltoe walking my way, it’s like all else in the world disappears, including the host body.

So from my perspective and my extensive but limited research because I can never quite get close enough to the cameltoe I am investigating, the cameltoe is the person and the rest of the her is just a meat suit designed to protect the cameltoe and showcase the cameltoe like the prized jewel it is…

Here are those cameltoes…..

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Some girls are ALL vagina…and I like those girls because I am a vagina-man.

I am not the kind of vagina man you see with breast prosthetics and a wig in a skirt, rocking an erection in the gym locker room because he’s amongst actual women, a concept he’s read about in his gaming life of computer nerd with worms and low testosterone, fuelled by energy drinks and candy…..

I am a man who happens to be into vagina diversity….

I’m fucking Steve Irwin, fascinated with the natural world, at least when it comes to vagina…or pictures of vagina….just always on the crocodile hunt for vagina…

I’m Stephen Hawkins, a retard with a terminal illness but not into space of phyics but rather pictures of labia….

It’s a thing….

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As the COVID lock down, job losses, bankruptcies, unemployment go up…gets replaced by the sheep of social media fighting for Black Lives today, like they fought for #MeToo last year, and like they fought for Black Lives 5 years ago, before forgetting the cause and jumping on the next trend for their feed…while black people still got killed by cops….

I am here doing the important work on days where instagram is being blacked out by idiots posting black squares to pretend they care while all they care about is the selfie….

That important work is posting up cameltoe pics from instagram…because these are the kinds of people we are dealing with….the social media stars, or aspiring social media stars…who really would rather just post up pics of their front butt…or whatever it is they call pussy hugging, pussy definition, cameltoe pics so you can see they got pussies…the modern cleavage since you can’t be too sure amongst all the trans….which was also a huge activism on social media last year while black people were getting killed by cops and no one was paying attention because they were busy fighting for pronouns…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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