Audrina Patridge is a pile of reality TV shit…that is old and dried out now…but still shit left behind by reality TV…you know Reality TV’s unwanted baby, left in the dumpster at Prom….just a tupperwear container reality TV left in the gym locker found 4 years later with food left in it..the left in the corner and forgotten toy they based Toy Story on, without having a hit movie made on her…and here she is in a bikini.

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Audrina Patridge is back and I guess he show isn’t doing so well – because she’s shooting scenes for it in a bikini.

I guess whoring herself out to The Hills has taught her a very valuable life lesson, and that is that if you get half naked, especially with a rocking’ body. People will notice.

It is the whole reason her dad bought her tits at 16, when he realized she was too fucking stupid to do anything else and I guess it works, considering she’s been virtually unknown since The Hills…and I guess at least she’s trying, even if she should have found a billionaire to marry so that she stops polluting the media with her existence…oh well. Bikini!

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It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win….

Here are some of her pics…

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If you remember who Audrina Patridge is, then you may have never asked yourself “I wonder what happened to Audrina Patridge”…you just assumed that with all reality stars except maybe the Kardashians, she fated into obscurity, or maybe, she just hit rock bottom…

I mean sure she’s going to always make money, or have money with residuals and investments her business manager set up for her…but in terms of fame and relevance..she’s fucking nothing…even if she is able to support her boyfriend financially…

Well, it turns out that if you thought she hit rock bottom, but weren’t too sure, here is the proof that she did hit rock bottom this past weekend – at Comicon…where she did some Cosplay shit which screams “remember me, remember me, remember me”…Cosplay shit that wasn’t erotic or that didn’t bring out and fantasies in anyone…but just Cosplay that looked like it was from a porn set where she just got cummed all over…

Either way…it’s safe to say…she’s done…if you didn’t think she already was done…

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I wonder if you’ve hit rock bottom in terms of your celebrity – when you start taking erotic pics in your underwear for a membership porn site…after accepting a free vacation in Bora Bora in exchange for an instagram post…because 10 years after reality TV career..you’ve disappeared..

I guess we could just ask this trick Audrina…but I’m not sure she’d be understand what you were saying…I’ve heard she’s that level of retard.

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It’s nice to see that in Audrina Patridge’s retirement, yes I know she booked some NBC late night show, but I like to pretend that it didn’t happen, and that there is still hope for society….

She has taken on a new hobby, and that’s editing songs over her photoshopped instagram bikini pics, it’s so artistic, even though I know she had someone on her team do it…

I guess she also to play in the pool with coconuts, because this vapid cunt can be funny sometimes, at least amongst her circle of dudes using her for her money and fake tits, cuz the dumb ones are always the easiest to trick….

Either way, she was on a free vacation paid for by a hotel she plugged and I like that kind of “work” ethic….

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Audrina Patridge lives.

That’s really all I have to say about that. In fact, I’ve already said too much because when you’re a fake titty Orange County pile of shit who scammed her way onto a TV show that paved the way for a middle class life and a real low level celebrity for life…you kinda don’t matter…

The only real happiness her decent body cuz she’s got nothing better to do than work out…is that her boyfriend she pays for cheats on her.

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My best Audrina Patridge story is that she’s still making money from being on The Hills, which is insane, and that she’s more relevant than Heidi Montag, which is expected since Heidi Montag is garbage, and that is actually the one who bankrolls her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her…because Audrina is a broken girl who can be mistreated, but you probably already knew that from her fake tits…

I don’t give a fuck about this bitch, or any of the MTV reality show idiots that were exploited to make MTV a lot more money than they made themselves….but I do like bikinis….so as long as she brings it…I’ll still listen to her half retarded bullshit..

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Audrina Patridge is in Miami and now that she doesn’t have a job, not that being on THE HILLS was actually ever considered a fucking job, she’s got plenty of time to make stupid twitter vacation montages, like she was a lonely housewife, and this was scrap booking, but that flaw in her strategy is that the PAPARAZZI WERE TAKING ALL THESE BIKINI PICS OF HER …making her artistic vision that looks like it was taken from the Facebook page of a handicapped 10 year old….which makes sense because that’s about the mental capacity Audrina has.

If she really wanted to matter, or entertain her fans, that are probably in their 20s now, or a bunch of pervert dudes, she should focus on leaking nudes, she’s got the fake tits already, she might as well use them…wasn’t that the whole reason her dad bought them?

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