The paparazzi company that owns the Audrina pics doesn’t like me very much. I don’t have money to buy their pictures, they aren’t into just giving them to me for free, even if I link back to them, so I’m forced to use my interpretive skills, of what best represents Audrina Patridge in a bikini, and the best I could come up with was the Downs Syndrome champion swimmer, which although may be insulting to this bitch with Downs Syndrom, as Audrina is clearly more embarrassing and retarded than her, it gets my point across as best as I know how….the only thing missing is the hot stripper body implants…something I support her using to get noticed/ahead…

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She may be useless, non existent, barely a celebrity with fake tits, cheesy and worse than Jersey Shore in both actions and as a TV show, but she does have a pretty fucking great bikini body…

Here are some pics of her and her no hips….and pussy lip…that is built like a set of balls…cuz one hangs lower than the other….

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A friend of mine recently hand an encounter with Audrina Patridge, the drunken white trash cunt with a hot body, who is relatively irrelevant, other than the fact that she got on TV once and has a hot body, and I figure his first hand account of how awful a human she is, is probably a better support to these pictures of her hot body celebrating her 26th birthday, cuz as much as I can act like I hate a cunt or be annoyed by a cunt, ultimately, I don’t know the cunt and have never experienced a cunt, and the only thing I’ve know about the cunt, is that I like looking at the cunt naked, half naked, in see through outfits or really anyway the cunt decides to present itself, or anyway her dad decides to present her, with the fake tits he got her at 18 for her birthday, making her tits 8 years old, a great year for fake tits that he planned on using for just this purpose, to get noticed, otherwise, she’d never woulda got on TV, and I probably wouldn’t waste my time focusing on how horrible a person she is..and Wet Republic in Vegas wouldn’t bother hosting her party and making a spectacle of the whole thing for media attention, cuz trust me, they aren’t doing this bikini pool party for Precious, and she’s on TV and has big tits, and there’s a simple reason for that, and that’s that the general public doesn’t wanna Precious in her bikini cuz she’s disgusting looking, and it doesn’t really reflect the message this cheesy fucking club is tryign to get across,… not that it matters…

So this is what he had to say about the Patridge family:

I’ve never encountered someone less interesting who feels more entitled to everything than this stupid cunt and her stupid cunt family and the parasites hanging on around her. It’s as if a family of retarded drunkards won the lottery.

If her mother weren’t such an awful person, I would feel sorry for her. She used to get by on her looks. Now they’re fading. Her daughter is more famous and “prettier” than she ever was and certainly ever will be. She tries to dull the horror by getting completely shitfaced and acting like she’s 23 but ends up looking like a pathetic old drunk lady. She has that raspy old drunk lady voice.

The father looks like moe from the three stooges.

Sounds like my kind of people. I may be in love.

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I don’t know if you remember Audrina Patridge? She was some trash on MTV, who ended up doing Dancing with the Stars a week into her show being canceled, pretty much admitting ans securing any doubt that she was relevant, here to stay, or even a celebrity…but she did have fake tits, and apparently she still does as she rocks out on the beach with her mother, who we have all seen before in some drunken rant , trained her to be the cheesy, trashy whore she is, and who I can only is living vicariously through her, cuz that’s why she moved to California in the first place, it’s always why she insisted on getting her retard daughter fake tits, because she knew she needed them, as her retard brain wouldn’t allow her to survive…but tits are always a fucking meal ticket…and here they both are loving all the attention…while I love the fantasies it stirs up…even if I hate the bitch….FOLLOW ME

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After finding out that staring at a girl’s tits is healthy, I figured I’d help you live longer by posting these pictures of Audrina Patridge….I am not sure if the study applies to fake tits, I just know it makes for a good excuse when busted checking out tit and if you’re wondering why I chose Audrina for this task, it is cuz her tits are all she’s fucking good for. Without them, she’s nothing, so whatever sugar daddy, or actual daddy who sorted her out with these implants is, she is forever indebted…cuz it landed her a role on a show and what might be her own show…unless of course these are just staged pics, trying to stay relevant. #losing.

I will argue that staring at Audrina’s tits will kill you, because of the frustration that she’s more important than you in the eye of the world, when really she’s nothing by a fucking whore who belongs on a street corner. #losing.

The anger she brings out in people, mainly me, can’t be good for me on any level, especailly when it is happening while she’s half naked…it just leaves me confused….

I was sure the cast of The Hills were going to kill themselves when the show ended…but they still live….#losing.

Make them stop.

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I got worried when I saw that Audrina was getting work. I wanted her to officially disappear.

Turns our she is the face for some shitty clothing company called Bongo for the second time and when I say shitty clothing company, I actually mean it and not just shit cuz of their selection of bitches to model it, Bongo is a fucking kmart line of clothing and the last time I spoke to anyone who bought clothes at kmart, they were poor immigrants who had no other option, pretty much exactly where you’d expect Audrina to be in her career…

Since show’s low level, I would not expect her to be promoting anything mid to high end, she’s just stripper who lost her way….But I know that she will soon be using those fake tits her dad bought her when the lottery ticket that is The Hills money is spent and she realizes she can’t land anything else, her dad’s back-up plan to take care of her in the event her retard self got her into this kind of mess will happen….

Kmart? Seriously….At this point of humilation, Audrina really should just fuck on camera already…I mean there’s few options for a reality TV trash can after reality TV ends…

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This is amazing. Audrina’s chain smoking gutter mouth mother talking about how classy and how much of a survivor and how much of a success her daughter is and how she’s still got more to give brings back horrible disgusting memories…the only thing this is missing is a trailer park, an inbred younger brother in a wheel chair and a can of soup being thrown at my head and I’d feel at fucking home….White trash is always funny….especially when it is living off it’s whore daughter….and defending the money train and doing it in typical drunkard anger….Hilarious…

I shoulda known her mom was like this when I first her name was Audrina. Only this kind of pig names her daughter after her stripper name..

Genius. Seriously…Imagine the amount of dick that has been inside this….A lot.

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I am not a celebrity publicist…I do not know the best strategy to run a career into the ground or to pick up the pieces of a career and turn it into somoething….I do not know how to get a bitch who has a lot of money from a fluke MTV show to give me a decent percentage of that money to give her ill-advise on how to turn shit around from being on cancelled shows you sold yourself out on, to being a big hollywood star she wants to be…but I know it woulda been more of the sex tape route, especially since she already has the porn body, than the obvious bottom feeding route that is dancing with the stars, cuz at least with the sex tape we can ignore the cries for attention by watching a dick go in and out of her….

Being on Dancing with the Stars is like admitting you are done and I don’t know if anyone even cares about Audrina Patridge or her tights…but I am posting them cuz I know she’s got hope and can easily be swayed to fuck on camera, just give her 2 years of getting no work, spending her money to maintain the lifestyle so that fear that all she had going for her was her body and looks and those are starting to disappear as 30 approaches….she’ll be taking black cock like Kardashian in no time….

And so we wait….

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I don’t know why I am posting this…I guess it’s just a tribute to a cheesy fucking girl a lot of people wanted to fuck, who was at the peak of her career just one year ago, and now already on DWTS.

It usually takes useless celebs decades to get to this level of irrelevance….and desperation…

Can’t wait to see what sex tape drops 6 months after she gets kicked off DWTS…and in the meantime, I’ll be staring at her fake tits to see just how realistic their bounce is when they cha-cha, but more importantly, I’ll be visualizing how she fucks…cuz you know a girl’s dancing….says a lot about how they fuck…..

More to come…

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