Apparently, the People’s Choice awards were on. I wasn’t really aware of this because I don’t care what the people think….I do however know that Malin Akerman’s dress is being talked about, I am not really sure why, I mean she’s just showing cleavage, it’s not like she’s causing a scandal jerking off her strap-on or doing something actually important or scandalous…I mean the fact that this is a thing is pathetic to me when there are real issues in the world that don’t involve moms showing their fake mom tits off at a shitty fabricated event that doesn’t matter…celebrating assholes who have already won…but I guess if you’re a virgin…this kind of thing excites you…while all I am doing is trying to see her implant scar…unless she doesn’t have implants which is totally possible…but that makes this game totally obsolete…

All this to say nipples need to be exposed to cause this much buzz…Tits or GTFO!

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I’m so ahead of the curve….an innovator if you will…if I wasn’t lazy or a failure at life in general…I would probably be a billionaire…but instead I post other people’s shit like these Malin Akerman in her bikini in Shape BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE PHOTOSHOOT

But now the photoshopped version of them are in….you know the ones they publish in the magazine to brainwash you into thinking she is tighter than she is…

I don’t really care for this bitch, she’s a virgin losers wet dream and plays comic book heros in tights that they jerk off to, but she is in a bikini and looks better than most, so I’ll endorse even though I don’t care….kinda like how I honked at kids walking a breast cancer walk, even though I don’t have a car, I just made the noise, cuz one had a sign that read “Honk for Boobies”….something I believe in even if my endorsement doesn’t matter.

Who cares.

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Malin Akerman is half naked in Maxim….I assume because Maxim is depserate to stay relevant and will take anyone they can get their handsd on…even a bitch who was only popular a couple of years ago because of her fanboy friendly role as a superhero….something Maxim is well aware of…hoping that that she’s got enough of those fanboy fans to buy up enough of their magazine to keep them afloat another month…because fanboy fans, as you know, since you are probably one…..are heavily obsessed, have a hard time letting go, have no social skills and have generally never had sex because they are too busy chronic masturbating and building models…..meaning if they were her fan once…they are her fan always….it is like a marriage…sexless, depressing, one sided, and pretty much a fucking prison sentence….until going to a Comicon, realizing she isn’t the person you built her up to be, making you come to your senses and use your nerd powers to make billions and thus spend the rest of your life banging supermodels…not no name celebs who were once super heros….fuck her…and fuck Maxim too.

I bet they try to sue me.

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Malin Akerman is some Canadian bitch who played some action figure and thus made herself an icon to virgin loser sci/fi nerds….an icon to a bunch of socially awkward, definitely awkward around women motherfuckers who she has to meet and greet at the comic and sci/fi conventions she pretty much committed her fucking self to when taking the only job she was ever offered, making her this object of so many weird masturbation fantasies she’s become…..

She’s been asked to do shape magazine, she tweeted this pic of her in a robe, which is more seductive that most of her fans can handle, it is the shit spontaneous orgasms are made of, and unfortunately for those of you who have cum already, there are bikini pics if you follow the below link….I’m talking vagina definition in bikini bottoms behind the scenes pics….which may be worth those of you who know how to pace yourself in your virgin nerd jerking off cuz it’s all the sex you know and you’ve mastered it like it was Dungeons and Dragons…or some in park combat…or whatever it is you weirdos do.

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