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2018

29

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Group Pussy Dance of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui, the big Jewish tits from Canada who got famous in America for being the big Tits on Entourage….is doing a pussy dance.

A pussy dance, for the perverts who don’t know what a pussy dance is, but who she is doing a pussy dance for…is when a girl leads her dance with her pussy….so it’s like step one of the dance is pussy forward…pussy left….pussy right….pussy back…pussy right…pussy left…pussy forward…while the rest of her follows.

I haven’t seen a group this big do a pussy dance before….it’s masterful….maybe it is thanks to her circus performing roots…

I don’t have the answers…just the video…and as a bonus they are in bikinis, wearing bikinis, which is like Bra and Panties to me…same coverage..different fabric…same contact with genitals…hot.

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2018

15

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Still Alive of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui and her hard nipple are getting out of a pool in a one piece…because that’s what you do when you’re 40, still in shape, rocking big jewish tits, straight from Morocco via Canada, who likely has family who live close enough to me to come kill me if I sexualize her or make fun of her….

Old but not tired…you can see how old her face looks….the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….that doesn’t matter…so long as there are hard wet nipples…

This doesn’t matter, but I’ll just post it…because what else am I going to do…

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2018

29

Jan

Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….

But that body is out of control, which is a good thing, because her face is looking it’s age…

You can never TRUST instagram with the whole filters and FACETUNE where you can basically recreate your entire body…but I figure if it looks good in pictures, and pictures are all I’m getting, because I don’t know this Canadian Moroccan woman, since we don’t go to the same SYNAGOGUE, because she went off to LA to be famous and I’m not Jewish….

But you can stare at the tits.

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2017

17

May

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Tit Spilling Out of her Bikini Top of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like her Jewish Grandparents…unless the Moroccans weren’t involved in that…

So she knows that she can you make sure to wear a ridiculous bikini top to distract from the fact that she’s 40…with that titty spilling out….

She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and I like her tits…

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2016

25

Oct

People are Mad I Didn’t Post the Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits of the Day

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People actually sent me emails mad that I didn’t post these Emmanuelle Chriqui pictures from yesterday….

I was busy…probably napping, possibly sexting, maybe even on tinder dates midday when pretending to be at a doctor’s appointment to not upset the fat wife…but I wasn’t sitting waiting to see how big Emmanuelle Chriqui and her Sephardic Jewish tits, that along with loving arab foods, are also large, like most Jewish tits I’ve met, because for some reason, Jews have big tits…I don’t know what that’s the case…but assume that’s why they call themselves “the chosen ones”…and have that ego from being “the chosen ones” that doesn’t allow for anyone not Jewish in their circle…they even have a circle themed dance to visually explain that at every wedding…a dance the non jews at the wedding can participate in…but they know you don’t belong…

She’s from Canada, she’s got big tits, people like her as she pushes 40 and I like her outfit enough to stare at her tits in it, because if you’ve got any level of sex appeal in your old age, you might as well exploit it so people don’t forget…and replace you with other chosen ones…especially when your face looks like a holocaust or holocaust survival story…

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2016

27

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui for Instagram of the Day

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Well this is a little dramatic for an instagram pic. It’s like this 40 year old Canadian from Entourage, a show I never watched, but that everyone seemed to watch, because every girl I know seems to know all about it, but that’s probably because they’ve all had sex with Jeremy Piven, that little man has the ability to stick his dick in everything – you’d think “there’s not enough time in the day for every girl I know to have had sex with him”…yet they’ve all had sex with him…he’s the most accessible famous person around – rocking tinder hard…..

Either, Chriqui, lives in LA because she’s all famous, but she’s still some immigrant Moroccan from Canada, a brat….and in being a tacky, gaudy, and annoying woman, I would assume she has pictures of herself all over her house…and that posing like this, in a serious way, being serious and posting it without thinking she’s an asshole – takes some kind of narcissism – I don’t and never will understand…

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2015

10

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Panty Flash of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui flashed her panties in what I assume was an instruction from the Entourage guys who are so out of touch and assume that she is all they have to salvage their garbage project that at the time it came out may have been relevant in a celebrity obsessed culture, starring a bunch of dudes who aspired to be the characters they played, and who became those people…in something I’ve never watched…and will never watch, and assume the rest of the world won’t want, their circle jerk bottom feeding, well into their 40s…

Sure, girls will still fuck them all…but they ultimately don’t matter…and either do the celebs they had do cameos, when celeb cameos happen everyday on soemthing claled INSTAGRAM…but Chriqui does matter, just not very much, not just because she’s the chosen one, showing off her panties she’s probably chosen, when I wish she chose my mouth instead, because I like the taste of Canada Jews in Hollywood….

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2015

14

May

Emmanuelle Chriqui Big Tits of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui’s old Canadian face was used to promote the new entourage movie…that I assume entourage fans are really excited about seeing..because entourage was a huge part of their lives for a long time…and I remember when it was on TV and I never watched it…because seeing these lame fucking actor dudes trying to be cool was everything but cool…because actors as a general rule are homos…and hollywood as a general is cheesy…so seeing them do it in their 40s…on the big screen is just weird to me…but seeing these tits…in her 40s…are ok to me…because we like tits..

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2015

30

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean Drive of the Day

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I think by law I have to do Canadian content, at least that’s how the oppressive government of Canada works for Radio, TV and Film…you know to preserve the Canadian culture like Jim Carrey, Pam Anderson….and a bunch of other trashy sluts that have rolled through hollywood…but I think that is more of a loophole and the idea is to preserve maple syrup, beavers (not the vagina kind), moose and Hockey…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Emmanuelle Chriqui is from Moroccan roots, born in Montreal, raised in Toronto, exported to LA to be a big star…only to land Entourage until recently when she started popping up in the media..because I guess she’s up to something new…and throughout it all she’s had big jewish tits…something I love…especially when sephardic…like give my that hummus, make it drip off my face…

That said…Here is a little over edited Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean drive…looking like she was face-tuned in some pics…and like she’s 50 in others…but throughout it all..she has her big Jewish tits..

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2015

21

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Malin Akerman, Michelle Monaghan, Jennifer Akerman, and Nicol Paone in Bikinis of the Day

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This is what these stoners had to say:

HAPPY 420. I’m spending the morning of this should-be-national holiday by the pool with my 420 girls.

Nice that they incorporate a kid into the getting high…good partents…

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