It’s the long weekend here in Canada and that’s not to say that mid-40 year old Emmanuelle Chriqui, who still looks good and busty despite being in her mid-40s is celebrating Canada Day, but she is a Canadian, her outfit is red and white, which are the Canadian colors, and she’s showing a decent tan, blocking her face from the sun so she doesn’t age more extreme than she has to, fucking her cunt with her left foot, but keeping the actual penetration out of the frame, it’s a trick she learned as her vaginal elasticity loosened thanks to her age and experience in Hollywood…and I am impressed….not because of the foot fucking, that shit is odd, but because she’s boldly in the seated position and that level of confidence is rare to see in a woman and it shines through her social media posts….making me think she’s the kind of girl who would sit on your face unshowered, because nothing makes her feel inadequate or insecure….and that’s MY fetish….

Fuck Canada…or feet…or Emanuelle Chriqui if you’re one of them LUCKY ONES…

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Emmanuelle Chriqui, who is Canada’s best export besides Celine Dion and Pam Anderson I guess, but she’s up there, even if her career was never all that substantial, she’s done pretty good with herself, and you could argue that’s what happens when you have some solid tits, it’s one of those lottery wins that you cannot fail with, because men are pretty fucking simple minded and will help out big tits, and women, even when they hate the big tits, get big tit envy and also treat the big tits as something special and important. There’s got to be some scientific reasoning for that, but I’m not going to bother digging into it….I just know, if you have tits and aren’t at the top of your game, whether you’re a farmer or a fucking stripper, a call girl or a waitress, a dentist or an accountant, then you’ve done something wrong.

I never watched Entourage, that shit offended me before it even started, but I understand why this babe went viral because of it, since she’s hot and fit and in a bikini…..

The funny thing is that she’s also old, but for some reason, she doesn’t look like a dopey fucking muppet or cartoon like all the other old bitches, which is exceptionally weird to me, because I believe she’s from French Canada….where the women have been mangled with the procedures LA has adopted….decades before LA adopted them….the duck face, plastic vibe, has been a thing I’ve been around forever, so seeing it extend to rich people has been funny but NOT this Emanuelle Chriqui rich person, because some bitches are hot enough to know they don’t need it like all the insecure bitches who don’t need it, but get it, because they are insecure bitches.

So I like this.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui may be old and tired…but that doesn’t stop any of these bitches from showing their titties….

Yes, this is hardly a full titty flash…it’s a cocktease titty flash, but she’s in her 40s and this being a slut on the internet thing is a bit more challenging…

I am an old fuck, but I got into the internet in the 90s by accident….but it wasn’t until 2005 when everyone started getting into the internet…and even then it wasn’t until about 2015 until people really came to terms with being a whore on the internet….

So for the majority of her life, she thought she was a legit starlet, someone people loved and who didn’t need to be shameless to get that love. You know a traditional low level celeb…

That’s not to say being a whore wasn’t in her blood, it’s to say that she kept it private….and the idea of doing it publicly wasn’t an option…

But when the mainstream skews to being naked being normal, feminist and empowered and kids who grew up amongst the whores see naked on the internet as normal, so they excell at it, while these dinosaurs try so hard to keep up…

Now the tits from “Entourage”, a show I can proudly say I’ve never been a fan of, but I do know girls that Jeremy Piven has tried to fuck….and I guess Adrien Grenier too…it was a big show that allowed them to get all the pussy they want…are out there…not fully, but enough to see their size…

With all those face injections, she barely looks like a 40 year old trying to be modern and convenient…

You can never TRUST instagram with the whole filters and FACETUNE where you can basically recreate your entire body…but I figure if it looks good in pictures, and pictures are all I’m getting, because I don’t know this Canadian Moroccan woman, since we don’t go to the same SYNAGOGUE, because she went off to LA to be famous and because I’m not Jewish….but I figure that’s where you’d find her if you looked.

Old tit pic:

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When you are old and tired…from what, I don’t know,..it’s not like Emmanuelle Chriqui works…but her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like it’s Jewish Grandparents…you make sure to wear a robe with your tits out…I CAN SEE HER NIPPLE…

She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and she make stye Jewish Moroccan community proud enough for me to celebrate her tits….tits that have made it to America on the MAKE IT IN AMERICA creator’s more popular show…ENTOURAGE….

I don’t think she’s done anything since, but she’s 40 years old and as a woman, that’s a great age to bow out and retire…unless you’re already an a lister, to famous to not force yourself onto us….in roles where you play some old bitch…

But she is in a robe with her tits out…and as far as I’m concerned, that’s her best performance..give her the Oscar she will literally never be nominated for….

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Well this is a little dramatic for an instagram pic. It’s like this 40 year old Canadian from Entourage, a show I never watched, but that everyone seemed to watch, because every girl I know seems to know all about it, but that’s probably because they’ve all had sex with Jeremy Piven, that little man has the ability to stick his dick in everything – you’d think “there’s not enough time in the day for every girl I know to have had sex with him”…yet they’ve all had sex with him…he’s the most accessible famous person around – rocking tinder hard…..

Either, Chriqui, lives in LA because she’s all famous, but she’s still some immigrant Moroccan from Canada, a brat….and in being a tacky, gaudy, and annoying woman, I would assume she has pictures of herself all over her house…and that posing like this, in a serious way, being serious and posting it without thinking she’s an asshole – takes some kind of narcissism – I don’t and never will understand…

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