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2015

10

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Panty Flash of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui flashed her panties in what I assume was an instruction from the Entourage guys who are so out of touch and assume that she is all they have to salvage their garbage project that at the time it came out may have been relevant in a celebrity obsessed culture, starring a bunch of dudes who aspired to be the characters they played, and who became those people…in something I’ve never watched…and will never watch, and assume the rest of the world won’t want, their circle jerk bottom feeding, well into their 40s…

Sure, girls will still fuck them all…but they ultimately don’t matter…and either do the celebs they had do cameos, when celeb cameos happen everyday on soemthing claled INSTAGRAM…but Chriqui does matter, just not very much, not just because she’s the chosen one, showing off her panties she’s probably chosen, when I wish she chose my mouth instead, because I like the taste of Canada Jews in Hollywood….

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2015

14

May

Emmanuelle Chriqui Big Tits of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui’s old Canadian face was used to promote the new entourage movie…that I assume entourage fans are really excited about seeing..because entourage was a huge part of their lives for a long time…and I remember when it was on TV and I never watched it…because seeing these lame fucking actor dudes trying to be cool was everything but cool…because actors as a general rule are homos…and hollywood as a general is cheesy…so seeing them do it in their 40s…on the big screen is just weird to me…but seeing these tits…in her 40s…are ok to me…because we like tits..

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2015

30

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean Drive of the Day

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I think by law I have to do Canadian content, at least that’s how the oppressive government of Canada works for Radio, TV and Film…you know to preserve the Canadian culture like Jim Carrey, Pam Anderson….and a bunch of other trashy sluts that have rolled through hollywood…but I think that is more of a loophole and the idea is to preserve maple syrup, beavers (not the vagina kind), moose and Hockey…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Emmanuelle Chriqui is from Moroccan roots, born in Montreal, raised in Toronto, exported to LA to be a big star…only to land Entourage until recently when she started popping up in the media..because I guess she’s up to something new…and throughout it all she’s had big jewish tits…something I love…especially when sephardic…like give my that hummus, make it drip off my face…

That said…Here is a little over edited Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean drive…looking like she was face-tuned in some pics…and like she’s 50 in others…but throughout it all..she has her big Jewish tits..

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2015

21

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Malin Akerman, Michelle Monaghan, Jennifer Akerman, and Nicol Paone in Bikinis of the Day

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This is what these stoners had to say:

HAPPY 420. I’m spending the morning of this should-be-national holiday by the pool with my 420 girls.

Nice that they incorporate a kid into the getting high…good partents…

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2015

08

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui Workout of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui posted this picture of her doing fitness, because I guess people care about a middle aged girl who lucked out and got on a TV show that was pretty popular…even though she’s done very little since…or at least they care about her doing weirdo leg lifts…that don’t even showcase a nice round booty, which is the whole point of this exercise, at least that is what I would assume it was for, everytime I jerked off to an aerobic video…

I mean…this is the booty era, girl should be posting booty maybe after a few months of doing these coupled with some fat transfer injections into her ass…otherwise this isn’t actual INSTAGRAM caliber promo photos…

I guess the good news is that her fans are loyal and in being loyal will jerk off to her in anything she does…

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2015

11

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Inspirational Bikini Tit of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is another one of these Canadians, turned American for the sake of their bullshit acting career, that I don’t think really went anywhere that amazing, but that I do know it got her on Entourage and all the bros fucking love Entourage….

Since Entourage, I haven’t seen much of her, but she’s starting to make a comeback, slowly…by using social media bikini pics…a strategy we know way too many girls use….

Only instead of being a straight up whore about it…she’s posting it alongside words of wisdom…

When I stand, looking out into the world and reflect on what’s important, I realize that it’s our shared experience. My heart goes out to all the voices in nature that fall on deaf ears. Our world becomes lonely as we pollute our oceans; as species become extinct. We must come together, not only for each other, but for the health of marine wildlife. They need us to listen and be compassionate. I’m donating my money to lonelywhale.com to help the plight of whales and our oceans.

I don’t know about you, but I like my side tit cleavage pics on the beack to come with inspirational speeches…it just makes it seem like they serve a greater purpose than just saying “look at my tits”…

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2015

05

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Instagram of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is homegrown celebrity trash…and by homegrown I mean she’s from Canada, but turned her back on Canada to pursue her acting career that I don’t think has really amounted to much more than Entourage, which I guess was enough of a gig to get her what I assume is a Green Card so that she can continue to live that Hollywood life that all of America wants…even as a Canadian…

She’s a Sephardic Jewish girl…her family from Morocco…the kind of Jewish girl that the European Jews frown upon, but that the white supremecist just categorizes as Jewish…and as a Jewish girl who looks this hot, she probably has a lot of suitors who are looking for Jewish babies, because the hot Jewish girls have the highest stock price and get the richest of jewish men, which can be pretty fucking rich since the Jewish people run the fucking world…so I think it is safe to say that she probably doesn’t have to work as an actress and that is is probably more for show than anything, you know to pretend she’s busy because she’s probably already a rich brat to begin with…with rich brats trying to get her pregnant…

But she does look good in her instagram porn….

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2014

03

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Entourage Cleavage of the Day

When you are old and tired…from what, I don’t know,..it’s not like Emmanuelle Chriqui works…but her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like it’s Jewish Grandparents…you make sure to wear a ridiculous push up bra to distract from the fact that you’re pushing 40…

She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and she make stye Jewish Moroccan community proud enough for me to celebrate her tits, and not bother talking about how this Entourage movie she’s on may be a disaster since no one really wants to see a bunch of 40 year olds ripping lines and fucking young girls…or old girls like Emanuelle Chriqui trying to stay young because that’s the only acting jobs she gets…and really who cares..there’s cleavage and I like cleavage..and so do you.

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2014

29

Jan

Emmanuelle Chriqui & Emily Osment on Set in Bikini Tops of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Haley Joel Osment are on set in a bikini…and they posted it to twitter and shit’s not very magical at all…they should be scissoring – provided Haley Joel got the chop and isn’t just a tucker…if you know what I mean…

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2011

29

Nov

Emmanuelle Chriqui Possible Nipple of The Borgias of the Day

Here’s a good little Canadian Moroccan Jewish girl making it big in Hollywood by having Sex Scenes in some shit called the Brogias…She’s showing some nipple apparently, but you have to be a serious virgin loser nerd with no sex but a lot of fantasy sex for Emmanuelle Chriqui to get off to this kind of thing…and lucky for you, I’m posting it…

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