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2018

31

Jan

Malin Akerman’s Naked Sister Vagina in a Pool of the Day

Malin Akerman must be pretty old….but she’s a babe and sometimes, I guess she posts her butt shots….so even when old…you can overcome all that is expected of you – so long as you’re a babe.

I do not follow Malin Akerman’s existence, but this came across my desk, that is more a pile of cum soaked circulars from the grocery store that I find laying around the house…you know because that’s how I spend my days…

And I’m into whatever the hell she’s doing here…even though she’s probably in her 40s, near menopausal and really a fascinating person…

She’s from Canada….since I’m from Canada and have yet to meet anyone who looks like Malin, if anything, I’m just mad I didn’t find her roaming the streets of Toronto in the late 90s, where I could have moved in and thwarted her dreams of Hollywood, by knocking her up and giving her a home in a basement apartment – hating her existence…who would be 400 lbs…and not looking like this.

That’s some alternate reality shit I like…

Here’s her sister – naked.

Jennifer Akerman Nude Showing Pussy in the Pool

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2015

21

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Malin Akerman, Michelle Monaghan, Jennifer Akerman, and Nicol Paone in Bikinis of the Day

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This is what these stoners had to say:

HAPPY 420. I’m spending the morning of this should-be-national holiday by the pool with my 420 girls.

Nice that they incorporate a kid into the getting high…good partents…

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui|Jennifer Akerman|Malin Akerman|Michelle Monaghan

2014

10

Nov

Jennifer Akerman for Galore of the Day

Jennifer Akerman is Malin Akerman’s sister…

I don’t think she really matters because Malin Akerman doesn’t even matter and she’s been in a lot of movies…movies that she’s been hot and funny in….whereas this version of her hasn’t really done shit but THESE NUDE PICS …which I guess in a lot of ways, but mainly not financial ways, that nakedness is good enough….especially when the sister threw in the towel by making babies…

Well now she’s topless for my friends over at Galore Magazine, a magazine that’s been doing some serious things lately, things far more important than these pics of Jennifer Akerman nude, you know like shoots with all kind of hotter people, but when it comes to nudity, they are all equally important enough to stare at…

Here are the pics.

VIA GALORE

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2014

06

Jun

Jennifer Akerman’s 2012 TOpless Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s a fascinating story. In 2012, Jennifer Akerman, who is apparently a model related to Malin Akerman, the actress…posted topless and bottomless, but unlike most low level hookers, she didn’t show any labia, because showing labia would be slutty….while this here, this is art..

I don’t know what she’s done since 2012, I can’t be bothered to google her, so as fas as I’m concerned this is her best work, for today’s Flashback Friday, because I’m an asshole and I jump in on social media trends like a fucking drone, even though I know the government is using social media to trap us…

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