Emmanuelle Chriqui, who is Canada’s best export besides Celine Dion and Pam Anderson I guess, but she’s up there, even if her career was never all that substantial, she’s done pretty good with herself, and you could argue that’s what happens when you have some solid tits, it’s one of those lottery wins that you cannot fail with, because men are pretty fucking simple minded and will help out big tits, and women, even when they hate the big tits, get big tit envy and also treat the big tits as something special and important. There’s got to be some scientific reasoning for that, but I’m not going to bother digging into it….I just know, if you have tits and aren’t at the top of your game, whether you’re a farmer or a fucking stripper, a call girl or a waitress, a dentist or an accountant, then you’ve done something wrong.

I never watched Entourage, that shit offended me before it even started, but I understand why this babe went viral because of it, since she’s hot and fit and in a bikini…..

The funny thing is that she’s also old, but for some reason, she doesn’t look like a dopey fucking muppet or cartoon like all the other old bitches, which is exceptionally weird to me, because I believe she’s from French Canada….where the women have been mangled with the procedures LA has adopted….decades before LA adopted them….the duck face, plastic vibe, has been a thing I’ve been around forever, so seeing it extend to rich people has been funny but NOT this Emanuelle Chriqui rich person, because some bitches are hot enough to know they don’t need it like all the insecure bitches who don’t need it, but get it, because they are insecure bitches.

So I like this.

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