I’m so ahead of the curve….an innovator if you will…if I wasn’t lazy or a failure at life in general…I would probably be a billionaire…but instead I post other people’s shit like these Malin Akerman in her bikini in Shape BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE PHOTOSHOOT

But now the photoshopped version of them are in….you know the ones they publish in the magazine to brainwash you into thinking she is tighter than she is…

I don’t really care for this bitch, she’s a virgin losers wet dream and plays comic book heros in tights that they jerk off to, but she is in a bikini and looks better than most, so I’ll endorse even though I don’t care….kinda like how I honked at kids walking a breast cancer walk, even though I don’t have a car, I just made the noise, cuz one had a sign that read “Honk for Boobies”….something I believe in even if my endorsement doesn’t matter.

Who cares.

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