Malin Akerman must be pretty old….but she’s a fucking babe and sometimes, even when old she can be hot in movies, photoshoots or whatever it is that she does….I’m sure it has something to do with her Swedish roots, or maybe, but I doubt it, it has something to do with her being from Canada….since I’m from Canada and have yet to fuck anyone who looks like Malin, if anything, I’m just mad I didnt find her roaming the streets of Toronto in the late 90s, where I could have moved in and thwarted her dreams of Hollywood, by knocking her up and giving her a home in a basement apartment – hating her existence…who at 37 would be 400 lbs…and not looking like this.

It’s funny how life works out for some people….and how it doesn’t workout for others..

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