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2021

20

Jul

AnnaLynne McCord Fucks of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is the Southern Peach who has recently come out as having multiple personality disorder, which is some weirdness that probably develops from severe trauma, so I’m not sure what went down in either her youth back in Atlanta, maybe a creepy bus driver or family friend, I just know that all these years later, she’s a mental case…and if you know anything about mental cases…they are the best fucks because they don’t have inhibitions, since they don’t even know who the fuck they are, which is why I have an affinity for fucking homeless crackheads I meet at bus stops talking to themselves….you know “that’s how I know they’re a good one”….

What I appreciate about AnnaLynne McCord is that she was basically the RITA ORA of actresses, she got one job and that was it, bitch took that celebrity and access seriously, brought her entire family and together attended every event possible, so much that she didn’t need to ever act again…not that her work on 90210 can legally be called acting…..not that I’ve seen her work on 90210 but I can imagine…

Apparently, she’s back, being used right, looking hot and tight bodied in a fuck scene, showing tit…small tit on TINY TIT TUESDAY…WHAT A GREAT use of a tight middle aged body…

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2021

19

May

Annalynne McCord Cold Plunge of the Day

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I think I saw AnnaLynne McCord went viral for claiming to have multi-personality disorder or some other crazy shit that you’d expect from an actor because with every role they have they lose part of their souls, unless they are just the kind of actors who play themselves in every movie, in which case they likely don’t have a soul to begin with….but yeah…the more they act, the more confused they become, the more their original self becomes a creation of them living up to the dream version they had of themselves…and it’s probably pretty hard to break free from that….you see wanting to become famous, doing everything to be famous, comes with a price once you get famous…

That’s not to say AnnaLynne McCord is famous, she’s more a clickbait tabloid fodder who was cast in one TV show once…and decided to bring her sisters along for the ride…like a Phoebe Price but thinking she was like the Kardashians…

Anyway, she takes “ICE BATHS” to help her anxiety that I guess one of her personalities has…while showing off her bikini body the way her other personality likes to do for the attention…

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2019

28

Aug

AnnaLynne McCord Spread Legs of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about AnnaLynne McCord….at all. She’s so low on the totem pole of relevance…that she just doesn’t fucking matter on any level…she is the dirt the TOTEM POLE is stuck into….sliding in and out of her and giving her a low level of celebrity that still gets her shot in paparazzi pics….

She was on 90210 the remake no one asked for..one of the early “redos” of old shows no one asked to have redone…and I guess that’s enough to continue half naked bullshit the paparazzi still take pics of becuase they are up against social media, and social media is winning…so bikini pics of irrelevant people is a tactic to offset that…I guess?

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2018

08

Nov

AnnaLynne McCord at her Best of the Day

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From 90210 the next generation….to that’s about all she’s done but when she was doing that she was doing everything…

You need to support a girl who had a little bit of success, enough to get her paid and noticed, to go to every single event she was invited to, sometimes 6 events a day, to do the red carpet and get the paparazzi pics…knowing the show was amazing for her brand name…but not an amazing show that will last…

Now all these years later, her body still tight, her bikini selfie solid…it didn’t require much effort I’m sure…I’m really sure….but it happened…art when you’re just a basic fucking white girl with dreams of fame….

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2018

11

Jul

AnnaLynne McCord In Underwear of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord is garbage – in and out of her underwear – I’d say her street value is no more than 150 an hour – like a backpages whore back when back pages whores existed – before everyone went to jail rich as fuck after creating backpages – pimps.

She has been on TV, which I guess makes her more valuable than a 50 dollar an whore…

But there’s really nothing interesting about this ghetto girl…they must be broke by now…it’s been a few years since she was on TV…that money must go quick and this is the “i keep holding on” moment in her life…and I’ll stare but I WON’T CARE. Copyright. Trademark.

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2018

21

Feb

AnnaLynne McCord Booty of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about AnnaLynne McCord….at all. She’s so low on the totem pole of relevance…that she just doesn’t fucking matter on any level…even at her peak of relevance – 10 years ago – the show she was even a hit – a remake of 90s garbage that we were forced to watch cuz we only had 10 channels….you know the kind of smut designed to fill time now that there is constant time to fill in this digital world… 10 years ago….

A job she took to the top, tooj full advantage of, went everywhere she could go with it, and still rolling with it….

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Here is her sister Rachel’s ass in a swimsuit for comparison

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2016

04

Aug

Annalynne McCord Topless on Snapper of the Day

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You’d think Annalynne McCord would be showing her snapper at this stage in her career….which isn’t much of a career – she did one TV show that didn’t matter to anyone but her – so that she could go back to Texas and tell the world she’s the fucking star she always knew she was – always meant to be – was to porn to be – and she made it..

She was the most shameless girl who was on TV, out famewhoring every chance she got, like she was Bai Ling or some shit, all while being on a TV show, because she fucking loved the attention so much….

Yet she still hasn’t done a sex tape, and her toplessness in a world where everyone is topless is just dog shit and censored…

You know, when you’re an attention loving, low level acting whore, do what is right for the world, for your brand and spread that pussy and ideally show some asshole – because a pussy without an asshole is not worth living…I think that’s how the expression goes…what does that even mean…I guess I’m trying to say a pussy pic without an asshole in it – doesn’t count…that’s it..

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2016

22

Feb

Annalynne McCord is Braless of the Day

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Who the fuck is Annalynne McCord?

I can answer that, but only because I’ve been updating this site for a decade and a half and I’ve been forced to be exposed to all the shit that no regular person should even know happens, because it is really not important…like Annalynne McCord…because Annalynne McCord is not important…

What I am saying is that she was on a TV show once, thanks to moving to LA with a dream and sucking the right dick…but that show was cancelled a long time ago…and when she was on that show she did as much paparazzi stuff as possible, trying to get noticed and getting noticed because why the fuck not…there’s not much else going on on a random night and some fame whore on TV show doing some stunt is enough fame to get snapped.

Either way, she’s been out of work for a long time, and still has that thirst for fame, because she’s going to events braless in see through tops…because why the fuck not put your nipple out there…

If you look close enough – you’ll see nipple!

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2016

08

Feb

AnnaLynne McCord Nipple of the Day

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Some like to think that AnnaLynne McCord is low on the totem pole of relevance…in the “hollywood” industry….but the fact is that she’s not even on the Totem pole, hell she’s not even part of the tribe that built the fucking Totem pole, she’s more the kind of girl who rolls through and tries to sit in the face of the totem pole, you know see how deep she can get it to got…

She was on one show, once, that was a redux of a 90s show, in an era where people don’t know how to produce original content but rather relive old successes….without realizing those old successes only worked because it was pre-internet and network TV controlled what we watched….and don’t work now…because we have options…

Either way, she got paid enough to still be around – and in being around – she’s figuring out and navigating how to get talked about – as her management and agents aren’t going to bat for her, they’ve got other things going on….

Seriously, the actors 90210 the Next Generation – hoping it’d work like Drake’s Degrassi up in Canada….have all gone onto nothing more than low level fame whoring and what better way to do that than by showing nipple at an event.

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2015

02

Oct

Annalynne McCord and Her Mini Nipples Are No Longer Famous of the Day

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The interesting thing about celebrity is that it’s all an illusion. It doesn’t exist..

It’s just something that is created by the media to market products and very rarely does someone who is talked about actually penetrates the core of society and works their way into our hearts…but they think they do..

Yes, people who make music that people listen to can genuinely get into our souls…because their music, or the music they are pretending is their music…talks to us…

But, girls like this Annalynne McCord chick booked one job, 90210 the New Class, or whatever it was a bunch of years ago, and the paparazzi just kept on pushing her, making people think she’s important…but the show sucked, she wasn’t compelling, no one hired her again, and now she drives a fucking Mini Cooper…like a teen girl…

She was the ego that left her home town for being the hot one, she went to LA to make it, and wouldn’t go home til she made it, and it seemed like she made it, but I have a feeling she never got paid…

Now you may be wondering why I am posting the “where is she now”…or “Is she a street worker”….when I think she’s more of the fucks rich LA dudes kind of hooker…the not quite an instagram model because she’s old..old and braless…still alive…but done…

But I know you’re not wondering any of that…no one cares why I do what I do…but I’ll answer the imaginary question..the reason I am posting on her…is because when she was in her first aggressively marketed campaign…she was such a famewhore cunt about it…and I hated all she represented…and I guess I don’t hate anything about her anymore, since I love when they fall into obscurity..that’s my jam…fame whore jam….spread it all over my face…like it was toast…

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