AnnaLynne McCord doesn’t matter…

Her intentional nipple slip doesn’t matter…

Her career doesn’t matter..

Her five or fifteen minutes of fame are over…

But at least she keeps trying…the world….needs girls like this…because otherwise I wouldn’t get my fix of staged nipple slips to get the blogs to write about you like it was still 2006…and I’d have to come to terms with getting older…and more irrelevant…..because times are changing…a lot like AnnaLynne McCord….only I’m well aware of it and she’s still in her delusional, thinks she’s hot an important bubble…that will eventually burst when the paparazzi finally decide to not take the titty flash pics….it will happen..but then again, the paparazzi are as desperate as her.

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AnnaLynne McCord is back on her paparazzi hustle. She’s just all about getting in a bikini for her friends who sell the pics to the photo agencies and all the sites pick it up because we got nothing better to talk about, as we sit on our fat asses bored and looking for pictures to update the site with for a handful of perverts who like anyone who has been on TV once in a bikini…

You see AnnaLynne McCord makes me laugh, because she’s really a total fucking nobody, with no talent just an ego and willingness to keep on hustling her shit because she can’t go back home defeated…she’d release a sex tape before that…

She is at that level of star, who people know because of her walking around like this…but who will never amount to shit, her five minutes are up…but in the slight possible chance she does win an oscar for her breakout roll as a tranny hooker dying of hepatitis in the 90s…I will admit I was wrong about her, by wearing this bathing suit on the street corner for an hour…

However, I think she’s gonna stick to booking the straight to DVD jobs. She’s just that kind of hollywood bottom feeding trash…they are a dime a dozen… nothing special, but a hot ass.

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AnnaLynne McCord is making serious career moves…and that’s doing some straight to DVD nudity for what must be a couple thousand bucks and possibly an IMDB credit…all in hopes to stay relevant enough to get cast in some shit, even though when she was on 90210 the Next Generation, she wasn’t relevant enough to get cast in some shit, since she was working the paparazzi like she was a low level reality star, up on some Courtney Stodden shit, only less graceful…and more desperate…

My theory on this one, is that she’s a Texan from a small town, who everyone told was pretty when working the diner, so she got on a bus and went to Los Angeles where she got cast for some shit, because her rent and expenses were paid for by her rich dad, and once that happened, she was never going to go back home defeated, so instead she does shit like this…and as long as there are tits, I’m into it…I am just more into sex tapes for relevance…

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When you don’t matter – like Annalynne McCord – who was on one TV show that didn’t matter for a long enough to accidentally think she mattered – when really it was just wishful thinking so that she didn’t have to crawl back to Texas her tail between her legs – in the kind of she will do anything she has to do to be famous – and probably has done all she can do to be famous – leaving her nothing but a LA hooker who isn’t a legit hooker but fucks for money indirectly to pay her bills…get in a bikini and people will care enough to remember you exist…anything for attention yo.

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I don’t know who AnnaLynne McCord…and the good news is, either does the rest of the world, because no one watches some shitty 90210 remake and no one cares about some twat who graduated high school, thought she was good enough to get famous, who ended up getting on TV, and milked being on TV, harder than any real celebrity, who usually wants nothing to do with the paparazzi, you see this bitch was inviting them over for drinks, anything to get on the blogs…but for some reason, she hasn’t released a sex tape, and that reason is probably because she hasn’t been fired from 90210 yet, even though the show itself should be fired from production, because it sounds like the worst pile of shit imaginable….

I guess the good news for her is that I’ll still stare at her ass crack. I got nothing else going on.

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I don’t give a fuck about AnnaLynne McCord….at all. She’s so low on the totem pole of relevance…that she just doesn’t fucking matter on any level…even the show she is probably not paid to be on is a remake of 90s garbage that we were forced to watch cuz we only had 10 channels….you know the kind of smut designed to fill time now that there is constant time to fill in this digital world….

Seriously, she could be spread assed wearing a mask….and I would look but not care…and spread ass in mask is my fetish….that’s just how irrelevant this trash is….

Here she is showing off a G-String…that she either wears for this purpose, or because she’s on her period…or because she has a yeast infection and doesn’t want her treatment to stain her whore jeans….

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AnnaLynne McCord was seen on the beach doing her best Donkey Impression…all teeth forward like this was a casting call for Shrek where she played the ass….

Luckily….to compensate for all that is barnyard about her…she wore a bikini and showed off her ass…which is the better “ass” component to her phsyical looks….

Either look at her Donkey Face Ass impression….or her hot, round, fit bikini clad ass….she comes with Ass options…like she was a thesaurus…..

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As embarrassing as Annalynne McCord’s career is, you know working for free for 90210 the NExt Generation because they had no budget, but they did have the promise to put her on TV, something she’s wanted since she was a slut in high school who would constantly say shit like “one day I’ll be famous”…”I’ll be on TV”….”when I come home to visit, you’ll all want my autograph”….you know the level of desperate, pathetic, and aggressive in a “Take anything you can get even if it only offers you room and board cuz being on TV is payment enough, even if it is a show that hardly exists, no one watches, and that above all else fucking sucks and should never have happened”….because she still gets to be shot by paparazzi and attend celeb events, which is better than being knocked up back home with the high school star football player turned maintenance guy at the same school he was once hero of….

She still looks good enough to look at in a bikini. I figure if they’re willing to get half naked, I’m willing to watch….career choices, relevance, even tit size, just doesn’t matter.

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