I went out for dinner last night, don’t get ahead of yourself thinking I’m all luxurious and shit because I go to restaurants, because shit was about as classy as taking a shit in the middle of a fancy restaurant, which in case you didn’t know, is not very classy. The truth is that I had a coupon for 2 for 1 hot dogs at some ghetto diner, so the whole thing cost me around 4 fucking dollars, not that it matters, I’m working on Thanksgiving, I should be making the big bucks to afford 5 dollar or less meals….

Anyway, I get in line, place my order, fight with the guy working there about whether the coupon is valid or not and all that shit, eventually winning, not that getting 3 Hot Dogs, large fries and a drink for dinner is really winning anything, but I was excited to get down to business and eat the fucking thing in peace. After getting through the first hot dog, a dude who obviously knew the counter guy, because they gave each other some secret fucking handshake walks in. They start talking about some party they were at, where they plan on going this weekend and all that shit that people with friends do, and dude goes to order the fucking same hot dogs I’m in the middle of eating, and the counter guy says something like “Dude…do not order the fuckin’ hot dogs! They were a week expired and from some new supplier and we’ve had complaints about them all week, people are getting sick and shit because of them, so stay the fuck away”, they get a good laugh, I look down at my 3/4 eaten plate, pissed off the asshole chose to not tell me that pretty fucking valuable information, figure I’m in too deep and finish the shit off, go home and prepare my will because I’m convinced I’m going to die. I ended up throwing up, I’m not really down with ever eating hot dogs again and it turns out that either is Annalynne McCord….

I posted a video of Annalynne McCord Lesbianism , you know on a date with am ugly chick who she kisses on the mouth and nobody noticed it, now these pictures of her kissing someone who I assume is the same ugly girl hit so it’s safe to say, either bitch is a dyke, or she just likes kissing her female friends on the mouth and I guess no one really gives a shit, because everyone’s fuckin’ gay these days and it isn’t fuckin’ newsworthy, especially when it’s about some chick no one’s ever heard of and who no one gives a shit about….

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I didn’t know who Annalynne McCord was before last week, because being down with young girls, I’m not always down with the shitty teen primetime soap operas they watch.

She’s on 90210 and based on her recent behavior, she seems to be lovin’ the fame. She gets up from her lunch and decides to go out to greet the paparazzi, something a jaded actor who hates their fame would never do, then she plays up the fact that she’s with a girl and when asked if she is the next Sam Ronson/Lindsay Lohan, she responded “no, Sam Ronson has a penis, me and my sister are all vagina”, no actually she kissed her on the mouth, but I think it’s safe to say this is bullshit and even if it isn’t, Katy Perry ruined it for me.

She’s skinny as fuck, looks like a clown and the highlight of the video isn’t her dyking out but the old bald guy who looks so excited to get her autograph and meet her, he is a creepy motherfucker who may not be me, but I wish it was, not because I want to meet this bitch, but because I want to be the guy who acts overly excited to meet no names because my life is so insignificant and filled with failure that I’ll take anything I can get.

We’re all allowed to have dreams, even back kids can now be taken a little more seriously when they say they wanna be the president of the United States, when before yesterday, they were just laughed at and given crack to sell….

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