I don’t know if any of these SKINNY girls, that I am supposed to post on Saturday in an attempt to get people to visit the site on the weekend while bored, despite feeling deep in thee depths of my loins that no one should be on the internet on the weekend, unless they have to for work, since that shit is fucking poison, anti-human, demoralizing and disgusting….

Maybe I’m just an old man about it, but bringing a tool you use for work to your weekend seems counter-intuitive to weekends…so yeah, fuck posting it on Saturday, when I can do it on Monday.

This is a post of skinny girls, to remind you that fat is disgusting, even if some fat girls own their fatness and monetizee it as some plus sized heroes, that I think do more for the fitness movement than anything, since most fat people hate themselves and their bodies and would rather be fit. Seeing a fatty model, when they have no intention of being a model may be like “ok, well, I’m not that fat’….or “oh, well at least I can wear slutty outfits while fat, despite wanting to not be fat, since all these brands make it”….but the ultimate goal isn’t to be a plus sizd model, it’s to fix their relationship with food, stop overeating, get their body in fucking check and work out for a better life.

The only issue I have with this SKINNY GIRL post, is that the SKINNY girls aren’t anorexic enough, I figure you gotta go big or go home when it comes to skinny, but at last they aren’t fat.

No Fat Chicks Allowed.

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In a world that has normalized being fat….even fetishized being fat….all to make people more and more fat by consuming their shitty foods and living their shitty lazy lifestyles….only to get sick to use their shitty big pharma medicine…while spending on other shit you don’t need because you are too tired, figure you’ll die soon enough, so use that credit card, every last penny on it because you CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU….plus they make things in fat sizes….like they are actually members of society….

I am all about the skinny girls….

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NO FAT CHICKS!

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Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

So the second instalment of weekend updates on a Monday is: Skinny Girl Saturday because I fucking love skinny girls. I think they are a slowly dying breed of woman, at least statistically, while America becomes lazier and fatter thanks to modern conveniences and shitty quality food, that is addictive….the skinny girl is the coveted metabolism we should all want…mainly because they have more energy to fuck…not that you can afford to fuck them…because unless they aren’t meth skinny from meth…they probably have higher bidders since their stock value is on the rise, since their stock inventory on a genetic level or aesthetic level is on the decline…basic economics you see…and you say you don’t learn nothing here….

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I think I overshot with this whole weekend update thing….I don’t bother writing them on Friday, my hands are broken and need to do nothing for two days, because idiotic a thing updating this site is, it’s a lot of fucking work…a sick obsession really…

But that doesn’t mean I didn’t have the images saved or the intention to post them..

We’re talking SKINNY GIRL Saturday, WEIGHT WATCHERS WEEKEND for the fatties, so you we aren’t seen as one of those NON INCLUSIVE sites, which we are not, I actually find fat chicks vile…then there’s SHOWER SUNDAY because if you’re going to celebrate showers, it might was well be on a SUNDAY because there’s nothing else to fucking do….and lastly…SWIMSUITS….just girls in swimsuits since they make everything better…

So here’s my one post for all four posts before I get into today’s NUDE celebrity nonsense…

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Foiled again….I did have every intention on posting these weekend posts during the weekend, which is the entire point of them…but I looked at the shitty computer and I felt my carpal in my elbows and arthritis in my hands…and I looked to the streaming apps that have been rotting my brain for at least 2 years now and said “no one gives a fuck about the weekend updates on the site, I’ll just do them monday”..

I am a procrastinator in the worst way and the fact that I even update the site daily during the week is fucking insane to me….a mental disorder motherfuckers…

Today we have – Skinny Girl Saturday because with the fattening up of America, despite fat being a toxin that shortens livess, lowers quality of life, leads to all kinds of chronic illness, and isn’t really nice to look at….the lazier the people get the more disgusting they become and our only salvation is vanity from girls who don’t subscribe to the whole fat is beautiful laziness…so I think it’s important to celebrate that so skinny isn’t an archive or chapter in history as humans survive on pharmaceuticals in their lay-z-boy recliner watching whatever brainwashing nonsense I am probably watching thanks to the streaming apps..

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I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this skinny girl post on Saturday, and despite the girls not being as skinny as a skinny girl should be, by my standards of skinny girl…they are self proclaimed skinny girls…so here they are being skinny.

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I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about pics of girls who think they are skinny enough to be hashtagged our uploaded to the skinny girl group…but because the world is so fat, some girls who think they are skinny are not the true meaning of skinny…they are basically the GRINCH WHO STOLE SKINNY, who by comparison to all the fatties are skinny, but for someone from an era of skinny girls being the norm, true skinny is some starved out eating disorder shit…just fucking skin and bones….the shit that unrealistic body expectations were built on…the reason I have a tall skinny model fetish….but I guess these girls despite not being as skinny as I want…aren’t fat…so this is Skinny Girl Saturday…on a MONDAY…lol….I’m suck a failure.

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Skinny girls were a dying breed for a long time. With body positivity movement and fat models being taken seriously, stealing skinny jobs, to be more relatable to the fat generation so they buy more shit they don’t need…..it was probably tempting for girls who were otherwise starving themselves to not hop on the fat girl activism…I mean the one time they can just be lazy fucks and force feed themselves to follow the fat influencer dream….more and more otherwise skinny girls are filling the fuck out….

As someone with traditional unrealistic body expectations out of the pictures of women I see on the internet…skinny girls are the coveted, gold standard, Mecca…so these skinny girls out here posting their skinny girl nudes are my heroes…

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