Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

So the second instalment of weekend updates on a Monday is: Skinny Girl Saturday because I fucking love skinny girls. I think they are a slowly dying breed of woman, at least statistically, while America becomes lazier and fatter thanks to modern conveniences and shitty quality food, that is addictive….the skinny girl is the coveted metabolism we should all want…mainly because they have more energy to fuck…not that you can afford to fuck them…because unless they aren’t meth skinny from meth…they probably have higher bidders since their stock value is on the rise, since their stock inventory on a genetic level or aesthetic level is on the decline…basic economics you see…and you say you don’t learn nothing here….

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