Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

So the first instalment of weekend updates on a Monday is: Swimsuit Saturday because girls in swimsuits, despite being girls who get naked, but figure a swimsuit is less lewd, nude or desperate, when we all know it was the gateway outfit for girls on social media to realize how doing anything in a bikini is better…at least for likes and follows…because even at a local micro level a bitch posting her bikini pics at any age gets her real life network and neighbors jerking off…it’s a fact…which is why swimsuit pics are slutty and my friend…

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