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2010

21

Jul

Annalynne McCord Crying for Attention in her Bikini of the Day

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It’s pretty obvious when someone is crying for attention. It usually happens when everyone is just minding their own business, sitting by the pool, or at their tables, and one idiot comes along with a hired photographer, making noise, dancing around, trying to look wild and crazy to get people to look at her and notice her, when 99 percent of the population has no fucking idea who this cunt is. Seriously, ask your neighbor, ask your dad, ask your boss, ask any normal person and they will say “who”….so I guess she’s got more stuntin’ to do…but unfortunately I think her weird camel looking face may work against her tight little bikini body….but there’s always sex-tape potential….that’s every bitch’s back-up plan…

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2010

30

Jun

AnnaLynne McCord’s Latch On Sister Flexin’ of the Day

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When I was 18 or 19 I used to go to a strip club. It was the only stripclub I could afford. One of those two dollar to get in, 8 dollar pitcher of beer, all you can eat buffet places that made 10 dollars go a very long way. I’d get full and drunk all while looking at pussy. Sure the pussy wasn’t fucking luxurious top notch stripper pussy and was more the kind of pussy you’d be scared to get near your food, but it was still fucking pussy. The person who did the hiring there, must have had a fetish for female body builders because at any given time, there would be at least one muscular girl…the kind you’d be scared of coming face to face with her dick shaped steroid clit…but for some reason people would go nuts with ever push-up, chin up or sit up her naked, ripped body did on stage….so I assume at least one of you likes seeing AnnaLynne McCords latch-on sister flexing…not that you know who AnnaLynne McCord or her latch-on sister are, which is okay, because either will her fans in the next 6-8 months when she’s forced to go back to her hometown after burning through all her 90210 revival money and not being able to find other work cuz she fucking sucks….and based on her sister’s look, I’m assuming she does too, because anything that gets her any form attention and out of her sister’s 90210 shadow is good enough for her…

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2010

29

Jun

Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

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Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit….

I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that….

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2010

29

Jun

Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

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Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit….

I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that….

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2010

21

Jun

Annalynne McCord and Her Sister Flash Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

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NIPPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!! NIPPLLES!!!!!! I am freaking the fuck out here cuz I see fucking NIPPLES…..and I love FUCKING nipples, even when the NIPPLES belong to useless, barely famous, pieces of shit attention whore cunts…like the McCord sisters….

I am only posting these pictures cuz bitch is in a bikini and I love when bitches get in fucking bikinis, especially when the paparazzi think they are important enough to take pictures of, even if they aren’t important at all and as far as I am concerned Annalynne McCord is a fucking nobody and the fact that I know her or her latch on sister’s name is more of a joke than anything….

See I get the bitch is on a TV show that will be off the air soon as fuck and I get she milked her fame by doing staged bikini pics like this to stay relevant and all that other textbook shit for someone with no real talent or vision, but I don’t get how her sister worked herself into the equation and how her sister is more famous than her, when her sister actually does nothing…

See I get that her only friend is her sister because everyone else can’t fucking stand her.. and that her sister wants to ride the celebrity wave as much as she can but I don’t get why Annalynne McCord is known, so it is beyond me why her sister is…

It’s like if Annalynne is not famous enough for people to care who she is or what she is doing cuz she is only on a stupid show no one watches…so her sister is even less relevant than the irrelevant….and I guess the sister is just the sacrificial lamb Annalynne uses to get noticed in a “Show your nipple or I am sending you back to mom and dad in the small down we are from…show your nipple or your lifeline is fucking cut, cunt”….kinda way…

This makes me lose all confidence in the whole hollywood celebrity game…not that I had any confidence in it…but I am just trying to make a point and that point is that I like bitches in bikinis, whether they are worth looking at in bikinis or not…whether they are a somebody or a nobody, whether they are my neighbor’s 18 year old daughter and her friends this past weekend or not, whether the bitch on TV, or a bitch who doesn’t deserve to be on TV but there’s a lot of TV programming hours to fill with all those cable channels that pretty much anyone can make it….or not…

Here are Annalynne and Angel McCord polluting our lives more than they already have…with their retarded looking faces…..showing off some nipple…trading bikinis and doing what it takes to get noticed…

Wow…that was a long post and I have no idea why…

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2010

26

May

Annalynne McCord’s Sister Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

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I know these cunt sister’s were a big deal in the high school. I can just tell they thought they were the hot chicks in their small town. So when one of them was eager enough to go to Hollywood and get work on some low level show and her sisters followed…because that just solidified their theory on how fucking amazing they are…so now when they go back to their home town…they can talk to the locals about all the luxurious events their whore asses went to…even though they aren’t even that hot….The whole thing annoys me, but I have faith that these cunts will fade into obscurity and be forced to run back home cuz they’ve already gone too far…and that 90210 shit is bound to be cancelled fucking fast…

here is one of the latch on sisters showing off some tit…but she’s not showing off nipple…which just further proves how fuckign useless this twat is…

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2010

22

Apr

AnnaLynne McCord’s Sister’s Cry for Attention of the Day

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You know it’s a slow day when you start seeing people talk about some no names, even less accomplished sister, because she’s playin’ it up for the Paparazzi while loving every second of riding her sisters 15 minutes of fame cuz she got cast in 90210 the Next Generation, a show I can only assume will be cancelled very fucking soon, forcing these trashcans to head back home to their parents where they can live thinking they are the greatest, hottest, most talented that Hollywood threw the fuck out, because Hollywood is dated and doesn’t know what the people want…leading to incest lesbian sex tapes that won’t get them back into Hollywood, but will lead to a fetish site that charges memeber 19.99 a month, eventually makin’ them finally get the fame and male-attention they think they deserve because everyone in their small town, that I can only assume is filled with fat inbred trash, would feed their egos every fucking day….and here she is kissing a chick for the paparazzi to get noticed….

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2010

19

Apr

Annalynne McCord’s Bottom Feeding Bikini Cry for Attention of the Day

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Here is some serious bottom feeding, trying to stay in the public eye, trying to stay relevant by having assholes like me post the picture, staged bikini bullshit….

Annalynne McCord and her sister, Angel McCord are two people who had too much positive reinforcement growing up. So much that they felt that they were bigger, more important and hotter than they actually were, and somehow one of them scammed a producer to give her a gig on their show, what I assume will be her last gig in entertainment, and I am sure the twat is feeling the burn, as she pulls a Heidi Montag while trying to hold the fuck on.

The whole thing would be a lot more annoying if the rest of the world didn’t agree with me while laughing at these pictures with their dick in your hand because sometimes jerking off to a piece of trash bottom feeding celebrity in a bikini is awkward yet enjoyable….even if the bitch is disgusting…because the fall from fame into obscurity is a lot more entertaining than watching some delusional bitch think she’s at the top of the world….

Here are some pictures of her useless sister in heels at the beach cuz she’s trash….

Part of me hates that they are loving every second of this, but the fact that they look like idiots almost makes up for it.

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2010

26

Feb

AnnaLynne McCord’s Busted Face of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord is perfect to start my hungover Friday with, because before being a married miserable old fuck, I used to get pussy, and often times that pussy was girls I was too drunk to really realize just how ugly they were, and often times I’d be with friends, who I’d consult with before taking them back to my single, sheetless mattress in the corner of my friend’s bedroom I used to live on, and most of the times, they’d hype her up and tell me she was good to go and that if I backed out now, I was faggot. So I’d go home, I’d do whatever it is I’d do to them, and I’d wake up only to realize that all that hype was fucking lies, and that my friends weren’t really friends at all…they just wanted me to go home with the girl with one-eye, or the girl with a patch of green fungus on her cheek and a variety of other seriously disgusting shit I would have hated myself for, if I didn’t hate myself already and think the whole thing was funny.

What I am trying to say is, this bitch is all hype, there’s nothing about her that warrants me or anyone else talking about her, sure she’s skinny and has a big Julia Roberts mouth you can shove your fist in while fucking her up the ass, but everything else about her fuckin’ sucks, especially the fact that she thinks she’s fucking famous. I hate her….

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2010

22

Feb

Annalynne McCord Tryin’ to Tease of the Day

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Everytime I see pictures of Annalynne McCord with an open mouth, she reminds me of some kind of primate that is about to eat my babies, who I need to fight off to protect my family, but instead of throwing her feces at my face, she’s always trying to act sexy, whether it’s wearing a see thru shirt, or tight clothing, or slowly letting her jacket slip off her shoulder in what looks unintentional, but is actually totally contrived kind of way, like some fuckin’ striptease where you don’t get to see pussy, and the whole thing is causing an internal battle in my head, do I throw my babies at her to eat and pull out my dick and start jerking off, or do I run for my fucking life.

I don’t know if that makes sense, but what I am trying to say is that bitch is ugly, but her body is solid and I’d still fuck it, just with my eyes shut or her on all fours, so that I wouldn’t have to see that face, not that it is an option, but I pretend it is, cuz it helps me get through my pathetic days, as admitting that fucking Annalynne McCord is not an option cuz she is “too good” for me, is some real depressing shit that I prefer ignoring…because I know she’s ugly, bottom feeding trash her and her entourage don’t….

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