Like all useless cunts who were once on TV, Annalynne McCord’s gone to Vegas….to host a pool party. Next stop…reality TV, I’m thinking DWTS….All this bitch really needs is a sex tape to re-vamp her image and give her a purpose…this 90210 the Next Generation shit’s just fucking dull, and so are bikini pics when the bitch isn’t fully committed to being in a bikini, but I’ll post them anyway…

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Annalynne McCord gave us a glimpse of her bottom feeding ass on the set of 90210 the Next Generation….I would have been more impressed if she took her bottom feeding to a level where it actually means something significant…you know if you’re gonna be low level trash…you might as well run with it in a porn tape or something…but I guesss that will only come when the show is off the air…before she is forced o head back to whatever small town she was told she was the prettiest girl all her life that caused this ego, where she is from….you know a last hustle…..but you know, her showing off her thong is better than nothing, even if it’s not that great…..and even if it is Annalynne McCord…who?…Yeah…exactly…

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I assume this is an old photoshoot with Annalynne McCord. It is so last year, and I’m not saying that cuz Annalynne McCord is so last year, because she’s actually so two years ago, the shit just says 2010 on it.

I also assume that this publication is on a serious budget and figured that getting some girl who is on TV, even if she doesn’t deserve to be on TV, is better than asking their friends from college or the girl who works at the grocery store to do their photo spread, cuz at least Annalynne McCord is semi known, even if she’s entirely fucking useless and undeserving of any fame she has, because she was destined to be the washed up cunt from highschool, fat in her suburban home, unhappy in her marriage dreaming of what could have been, and as soon as this 90210 the next generation dries up, I can assume that her destiny she tried so hard to escape will come true…at least I hope it does…cuz this Hollywood shit just isn’t for her cuz she’s not hot or talented…she just thinks she is…

Either way, here she is with her small perky tits busting out of her cardigan, something that magically makes Annalynne McCord suddenly tolerable…

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In remaining chronically useless, embarrassing and a joke of a bottom feeding person just trying to hang onto to her low level career as hard as she fucking can because she knows she’s talentless and it is just a matter of time before there’s no work for her, like when her garbage show gets cancelled….

So here she is dressed like an Avatar for the virgin losers who jerk off the Avatar porn, or just Avatar in general, cuz you dream of a place where alien bitches would fall in love with you, cuz human bitches want nothing to do with you.

This isn’t hot to me, but I am posting it anyway…I just hope the body paint is toxic….

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I am not the kind of person to discrimate….actually, yes I am….but I am a lot less mean-spirited when a bitch takes her Monkey lookin’ face, tones it down, does her hair, closes her over-sized mouth, tames her retarded attention crying act, sophisticates skinny self in a low cut shirt and a push-up bra, cuz I’m not that kind of guy who seeks perfection in pussy, I just like pussy to be all it can be, like I’m the fucking Army or some shit…..So if a pig’s got the right color lipstick and lace panties on, I’m easily converted to their darkside….

So here’s Annalynne McCord doing alright for her retard self….I guess miracles do happen…I’m gonna go show before and after pictures of this twat to kids at the cancer ward…you know to give em some hope…

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We’re back….for those of you who noticed…the site was down for 2 or more days….I originally thought it was cuz Mark Zuckerberg was mad at me for laughing at his girlfriend and he turned is Apergers powers on…but it turns out it was an inside job at the hosting company I use. They deleted everyone’s server in it’s entirity….

I was lucky enough to have a saved back-up of all my ramblings…so the site is pretty up to date…almost like nothing happened…leading

What better way to celebrate than post some uselss trash from 90210 the next generation….that I fucking hate…in her bikini…that I fucking love…cuz when there is a bikini, I have the ability to ignore the cunt in it….especially if her body is not offensively bad…even if her body looks like it could be a fucking primate…

Welcome back – Motherfuckers…LIKE this post….and bring me back into the celeb gossip game….

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Annalynne McCord was spotted in a bikini top…which was no surprise because she likes all the attention she can get in her moderate low level fame…and figures the more naked she gets her uselessness, the more people will look, stare, notice or talk about her, and I’d like to say that strategy, although easy and obvious is a good one, cuz whether you’re hot or not, as long as you’re naked and have a pussy, and sometimes even if you don’t have a pussy I’ll watch….cuz really I got nothing else goin’ on.

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I hate this bitch. I don’t even know what she does, I just see her around at events but not actually at the events because I am too irrelevant to get invited to these bullshit events…meaning that not matter how much I hate this bitch, she’s more relevant than me and I guess that’s just somethign I gotta deal with while visualizing hate fucking her and cumming all over her her bare back in this dress….

I did meet her friend from her show a couple of weeks ago. I should have asked for her number, that way I could have at least had phone sex…

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As much as it pains me to say this….I can’t help but be honest…and in being honest….I gotta admit that Annalynne McCord, the monkey face from the 90210 the next generation who will never work again once the show is canned, but who has tried to milk her low-level celebrity by attending every event possible, hiring paparazzi to follow her, staging bikini pics, like a low-level Heidi Montag, she does have a pretty substantial body…one that is modelesque if only her face didn’t belong in a fucking zoo…and in the final months of her career…before desperation actually sets in and sex tapes are releases…I am going to appreciate the tight dress and cocktease so long as I crop her head out of the shit….

BONUS – Precious was also there – Unfortunately she didn’t eat Annalynne McCord, but apparently there was free food, something she is unable to ever turn down….and part of me feels bad for taking the cheap shots….but the other part of me wonders how much fabric went into this dress…probably enough to clothe a small African village….bitch needs to hire a trainer….cuz right now she’s teaching fat kids that it’s okay to be fat…and she needs to be stopped….cuz the last thing we need is more fat chicks proud of their bodies.

Pics via Bauer

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