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2009

31

Aug

The McCord Sister at a Pool Party in Vegas of the Day

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I hate these sisters, but at least they get half naked for attention, because despite it not being as exciting as fullynaked, it is a hell of a lot more interesting than fully clothed and in all honesty, based on Annalynne McCord’s mouth, I think her pussy may be a disgustingly large, and meaty thing to look at, that may or may not have a set of horse teeth growing in the shit.

Either way, here are the sisters trying to live it up as much as they can before the rest of the world realizes they are a waste of fucking space and not nearly as hot or interesting as they think they are….
But then again, what do I know, I’m just a writer of blogs.


PICS VIA INF

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2009

27

Aug

Annalynne McCord Does Nylon Magazine of the Day

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In doing this bullshit site, I sometimes get real shitty promotional items sent to me. It’s rare but since I don’t get paid, I guess people feel shitty enough for me and my poverty that they figure I could use free clothes or some shit and for some reason someone gave me a Nylon Magazine t-shirt and I knew that wearing it would be risky, as it is the Hipster and aspiring hipster bible and is more popular than ever, especially now that hispter is mainstream, but I took it on a test ride and not only did a couple weird lesbians with lesbian haircuts and canvas shoes give me props, but so did every homosexual I walked by, like I was one of their own, and like the fact that I was in soiled sweatpants and mismatched lace-less shoes, with ratty ass unshowered hair and a pre-pubescent-lookin unshaven beard was all part of some outfit I had cooridinated and I wasn’t down. So when I got home and took that shit that was rotting inside me only to realize I had no toilet paper, my Nylon Magazine t-shirt was the logical casuality and as I wiped my ass with it realized just how handy shit actually was, so thanks to the person who sent it to me and just so you know, it is living happily in a bunched up shitty ball in the alley outside my house where it was destined to end up….

Speaking of shit covered Nylon Magazine shirts, it turns out that the actually magazine is shit covered this month, with pictures of Annalynne McCord.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Nylon

2009

03

Aug

Annalynne McCord is in Her Bikini Again of the Day

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I hate this fucking monkey lookin’ piece of shit and I don’t like how she sports her bikini all the fucking time because she’s desperate for cheap publicity….I am just shocked that garbage like this actually exists, I figure she’d be more the kind of urban legend your friends tell you about at the bar, you know the friend of a friend who aspired to be an actress and managed to trick someone into giving her ugly face work, after not being able to trick anyone in the class to date her, but did trick the football team into fuckin’ her because she was so eager for dick and only gay dudes turn down pussy, and now all she does is play around in a bikini in Hollywood and the paparazzi actually mistake her for someone people care about, and you all get a couple of laughs out of the memories he’s sharing with you about her , knowing that despite how lame she once was and still obviously is, she’s done a better job tricking the world and would probably not have to borrow 20 dollars off her friend to pay for her round of beer….because the loser in all this isn’t her, but us….because we fuckin’ care about her and her decent body that I can only appreciate when her face is covered the fuck up…On a side note, I think we’ve waited long enough to see her vagina.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini

2009

20

Jul

Annalynne McCord’s Bikini Birthday Party of the Day

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I get that Annalynne McCord’s mastered the real secret of staying in the Paparazzi’s lens and securing her celebrity for being on a shitty TV show, and that’s by wearing a bikini as often as she can because bikini pictures get picked up everywhere and people talk about you, sure it’s a cheap strategy, but the only other thing that will get her on this site is if she’s got a sex tape or is flashing her tits and pussy, because despite appreciating the fact that she’s skinny, I just can’t handle that stupid fucking face and dopey lookin’ mouth all teeth and smiles, shit’s ugly and the only way I can look past that is if I am lookin’ at her other lips…you know her LABIA lips….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini|Birthday

2009

15

Jul

Some 90210 Trash on the Beach Almost in Bikinis of the Day

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The aspiring actors who are doing their training on the set of 90210 in some kind of paid internship were shooting on the beach, because they aren’t real actors yet, but they sure as hell are trying to be.

They weren’t wearing their bikinis, but Annalynne brought her monkey lookin’ ass out in something that shows off her skinny stomach, which is something some of you girls out there should look at closely then stand in front of a mirror to compare to what your stomach, to realize why she is on TV and you’re not, you fat piece of shit.

This Annalynne bitch proves everyday that you don’t have to have looks to get ahead, you just have to not be a fatass. So all you young girls take that in and think about it the next time you go out for ice cream you fuckin pigs. The only way a fat chick would get on 90210 would be to be made fun of by the skinny chicks and no one wants to be that girl.

Bonus – Here are other phony actors on the set of Gossip Girls trying to show the 90210 chicks up. They need to fight in a lesbian fisting death match….because Hollywood’s not big enough for this much talentless pussy…

Posted in:90210|Annalynne McCord|Beach|Bikini|Trash

2009

11

Jun

Annalynne McCord’s Kinda Hot Body of the Day

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I still don’t really know who Annalynne McCord is, not because I keep my 90210 intake on the minimum, because that’d be a lie, I mean every weekend I try to organize marathons with 35 year old chicks who still get horny thanks to their teenage fantasies of fucking Luke Perry, leaving them left with their depressing, lonely, divorced life and me…unfortunately, I haven’t found a bitch dumb enough to make it happen, I just don’t bother with revival shit, I find it lame, but not as lame as assholes with old school skateboards in their pink fuckin’ Vans shoes and strategically ripped pants, acting like they’ve always been down, not that down really exists anymore, everything is pop, but if this motherfucker showed up at the skatepark in 1990, we would have beat him the fuck up for being a poser, then we’d gang rape his whore girlfriend, in her wife beater, with her perky little tits and skinny body, even though she spends her day on an embarrassing show….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Tits|White Shirt

2009

21

May

Annalynne McCord is Busting Out of her Dress of the Day

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Annalynne McCord is useless. Instead of dressing like a predator, I’d rather dress her up like the prey, you know put her in a mouse costume, or in whatever the fuck animal predator’s eat, and throw her in the fuckin’ jungle and see whether she comes out alive. Maybe even make a reality TV show out of it because that’s really the caliber of talent she provides. Here are her tits.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|cleavage

2009

14

Apr

Annalynne McCord OP Campaign of the Day

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OP was a brand that was cool in the 80s. I remember all the dudes in my school who got blowjobs would rock the shit, but then, for some reason, it was brought back in the late 90s and turned into a Walmart brand that is about as core to their original cause as the cast of their commercials are to being actual celebrities. I mean I guess you wouldn’t expect A-Listers to get up on some ghetto discount shit and that they’d save it for the Brody Jenner, Annalynne “who?” Mccord and the fucking Madden Twins and their suburban mall tattoos. You know shit’s going to be a fuckin’ hit when Walmart Brand gets Walmart quality bands like Good Charlotte to sing the fuckin OP theme song. I wonder what ever happened to integrity. It’s like you can pay a motherfucker to do anything these days, especially when the motherfucker has no soul and loves attention.

Either way, here’s McCord talking about her bikini/bathing suit, unwarranted fame, etc, etc.

This hit the internet over a week ago, I am slow. Fuck you.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bathing Suit|O.P.

2009

03

Mar

Annalynne McCord the Monkey Finally Gets her Banana of the Day

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I’ve said Annalynne McCord looks like a monkey since the first time I saw that big mouth and her Slumdog Million Ears , so when I saw these pictures of her finally getting her hands on a banana I laughed.

Unfortunately, people out there find her hot, and thing she’s got it going on, and that’s why she has a career and why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, so you can use the banana eating as some masturbation material, since it’s been an on going joke since you were in the 5th grade, despite her fuckin’ teeth lookin’ like serious weapons….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Banana|Monkey

2009

27

Feb

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart was something I used to do back in the day, where’ I’d link to really fucking disgusting looking girls, usually fat, old and naked, sometimes just ugly and I haven’t really kept it up because I don’t bother surfing the internet for disgusting porn anymore, mainly because I jerk off to scenes from Top Gun now. I blame being desensitized, but not being desensitized to ugly chicks and from day one, all I have said about this girl was that she was skinny, I always said she had a wonky monkey like face and I’m sticking to that, but she’s doing a good job backing up my theory, and that’s why Annalynne is a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Lookin'Good Sweetheart