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2021

09

Sep

Annalynne McCord Nude but Censored of the Day

You’d think at the level of celebrity that Annalynne McCord’s got, or at the stage in her career that she’s at, her nudity for social media, would be nudity for OnlyFans and involve more spread asshole and dildo insertion….but I guess she made too much money, or has rich boyfriends who want her to limit the dildo insertion to them and not put it out there for the world….maybe she’s got that bigger vision, that hope that her career will take a turn for the better and that she’ll finally get cast in something that goes viral, that puts her on the map so the nudity has to remain the cocktease to keep those interested still interested…..but I think it’s got the opposite effect, it just makes us mad….those tits look worth looking at…all tits are worth looking at…so get that fucking emoji out of here, we’re not fucking tweens trying to have a conversation with each other on our smartphones cuz we’re fucking dumbed down and only know how to communicate through modern day hieroglyphics….motherfucker….

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2021

03

Sep

AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know what AnnaLynne McCord is yammering on about, but I can guarantee that it is nothing very interesting, because none of these people have anything real substance, they have nothing inpsiring or interesting to say, it’s just basic noise to keep everyone a fucking retard….it’s not Annalynne McCord’s fault, I mean she’s not really part of the elite club of real puppets, but when trying to be one, she’s about as lame.

The good news is, her tits are hanging out, because at least she knows what she’s here for…tits.

I am not an Annalynne McCord hater, she’s just a girl who got a taste of fame, owned it, took every opportunity she could get, went to all the events and sort of just faded out, but through it all she’s had tits.


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2021

19

May

Annalynne McCord Cold Plunge of the Day

I think I saw AnnaLynne McCord went viral for claiming to have multi-personality disorder or some other crazy shit that you’d expect from an actor because with every role they have they lose part of their souls, unless they are just the kind of actors who play themselves in every movie, in which case they likely don’t have a soul to begin with….but yeah…the more they act, the more confused they become, the more their original self becomes a creation of them living up to the dream version they had of themselves…and it’s probably pretty hard to break free from that….you see wanting to become famous, doing everything to be famous, comes with a price once you get famous…

That’s not to say AnnaLynne McCord is famous, she’s more a clickbait tabloid fodder who was cast in one TV show once…and decided to bring her sisters along for the ride…like a Phoebe Price but thinking she was like the Kardashians…

Anyway, she takes “ICE BATHS” to help her anxiety that I guess one of her personalities has…while showing off her bikini body the way her other personality likes to do for the attention…



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2020

23

Oct

AnnaLynne McCord Hyperventilating in a Swimsuit of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is basically a nobody at this point, I mean she was on 90210 the New Class for a year or two, that show didn’t last even a fraction as long as Shannen Doherty’s breast cancer…her breast cancer a bigger hit than 90210 the New Class…but it allowed this trashcan escape whatever small town her and her sisters were likely the coveted sisters you’d fantasies about group sex with…you know sister fetishes..that inspired them to run to LA to live their best life…

Like other LA idiots, she’s doing the whole “trending” health and wellness things you see “influencers”, podcasters, celebs do….whether that’s Rick Rubin standing nude in his yard for 20 minutes a day, or Laird Hamilton and his celeb buddies doing saunas together, there’s a whole movement of assholes with too much money, like the guy married to the lady who created SPANX, trying to hack their bodies to be these machines….fasting, celery juice, High intensity training, eating FETUS, you probably know all about these health and wellness assholes…it’s trendy as fuck..

Anyway, one of those things is Wim Hoff, some cold water record holding, breathing exercise master that is an idol to these idiots….it’s supposed to extent your life, build immunity, even fix your anxiety and depression by making you hallucinate …it’s pretty cool stuff as a concept, but ruined by the idiots of social media, but here’s AnnaLynne McCord doing it and it’s hilarious…so watch.



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2020

10

Sep

Annalynn McCord Topless of the Day

AnnaLynn McCord Topless

In trying to keep drunkenstepfather relevant, with all odds against us, thanks to social media and all those other platforms that are stealing eyeballs from my slow to the gate lazy fucking ass, who at one time was relevant enough because there was no social media and the big box media sites had 2 week production cycles and didn’t understand that instant gratification and the posting of immediate content on the internet was what people actually wanted, until all the advertisers moved to the internet and those rich fucks decided to rain on my fucking parade…that was a pretty depressing, destitude, homeless, piss scented, shit stained, bootleg parade, I wasn’t getting rich off this shit, but like an influencer of this generation, just doing it for the people was enough reward for my broke ass….but I’m still here…for now….

What I am trying to say is in trying to keep the site relevant, here’s some Annalynn McCord topless trying to stay relevant, you know since no one anywhere gives a fuck about this bitch….or her toplessness…I mean she could release a sex tape and 10 people will buy it, just because they went to high school with her and want to see her asshole clenching a cock….

What I am trying to say is that saying I am using Annalynn McCord to keep the site relevant….was a joke….but since no one understands internet sarcasm anymore, as they are all literal autistic robots…I feel it is important to hold your virtual COVID hand and walk you through it…

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2019

21

Jun

AnnaLynn McCord Hard Nipples of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord Hard Nipples

In case you were wondering, AnnaLynn McCord, is not making a comeback in any way shape or form, at least not in terms of here acting career that I think lasted a solid 15 minutes but that she really milked the fuck out of…so that we all think she was around longer or more relevant than she actually is thanks to hype, but as it turns out…she’s useless….But her nipples are still out there….doing what nipples do….because they don’t know they belong to such a nobody…and go on living hard….rather than crawling back into themselves all defeated and inverted like AnnaLynn McCord should do.


Heres here sister Rachel with equally hard nipples..

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2019

18

Feb

AnnaLynne McCord Nip Slip of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord Nip Slip

If the nipple being slipped is on a useless twat like AnnaLynne McCord …who has really done absolutely nothing noteworthy in her acting career – except a 2-3 year window on a revival show that fucking bombed….that was enough to get her to LA…but not enough to really make her last or take her to the top of the acting ladder…winning awards for her performances….

Does it really matter?

Of course it does, because nipples don’t have talent, socio-economic status, any real level of importance…they are all created equally…no gender, age, color, or race discrimination applies…whether they are brown, pink, or white…we like the just the same..

A nipple doesn’t need an academy award, or followers on instagram. It doesn’t ned a job or money or anything like that…

It just needs to be a nipple.

So yes…AnnaLynne McCord is garbage attention seeking trash….but her nipple…he’s alright by my standards…even if his host body is just pure shit….


AnnaLynne McCord Nip Slip

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2019

06

Feb

Annalynn McCord Naked of the Day

Annalynn Mccord Nude

I figure I want to give our girl Annalynn McCord some hype in a world where underdeserving people get tons of hype, we need to give underserving people who get no hype some love too….

You know keep the useless cunt a useless cunt who is struggling to be a coveted cunt but can’t seem to break through like other useless cunts because that is just the way it happens. Some useless cunts are better at being useless cunts the world think are solid cunts….

She is the Rita Ora of the acting world…you know got one job and rode it out. Was so eager to be famous that she went to every single event she was invited to. Sometimes ten in a day….with hired paparazzi doing hired paparazzi things….and sidekick sisters…just never ending uselessness being as useful as can be. But still never quite making it.

It is really an exercise in resilience. The cockroach of Hollywood who just won’t die.

Let’s give her some love, keep her and her nude top of the page. She’s done her time. She deserves her shine. You can put that on a tee shirt like your “sorry ladies, I’m already like a brother to someone else” shirt. You silly fuck.

Annalynn Mccord Nude

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2018

19

Nov

AnnaLynne McCord Hard Nipples of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord Hard Nipples Braless White SHirt

AnnaLynne McCord may not matter, she may not really be relevant. She may never have really been relevant, even when she was on TV and at all the events. She may be old and tired. She may be repetitive and ridiculous, even embarrassing….but she’s got a hard nipple for social media, a place where she posts her hopes and dreams and nipples for her fans…because she has fans…I guess…I mean 25,000 fake people from Turkey liked this pic, which may make you wonder why I am posting it…you know a little late to the game…but there are nipples and that’s enough reason for me.

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2018

24

Oct

Annalynn McCord Spreads her Legs of the Day

Annalyn McCord Slutty White Bikini Spread Legs

Annalynn McCord, the 90210 trash that never mattered even when she was on TV, but who did great Public Relations, better than most people on TV, because she was fucking everywhere.

She was like the new hire at some company, who within a week is on every single committee, bringing in donuts for everyone daily, sucking the Boss’ dick on lunchbreak in the conference room…you know a keener, a go-getter, a getting it done kind of girl…that never gets a raise and who establishes herself as the girl who set the bar too high for herself early on, making everyone kinda hate her, undervalue her and not give her the compensation deserved based on effort.

Annalynn McCord was like give it her all, which amounted to nothing, but I guess she’s in LA, probably has a nice house, she was making money during the crash so it may have backed out nicely for her, and resorts to spreading her legs in a bikini on social media, but not spreading it far enough cuz I can’t see the clit and without a clit..is it even a spread pussy shot..I DONT THINK SO.

Annalyn McCord Slutty White Bikini

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