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2025

19

Jun

Toe Thursday of the Day

Some cameltoes are more like the entire foot, but we don’t discriminate against the pussy wedgie around here….

One of the only happy moments in my life is when a cameltoe walks my way…it is the closest thing I get to seeing stranger pussy in the comfort of being in public….sure, you rarely see the full vagina definition, erect clit, meatiness of the vagina, but you see enough to KNOW it is there…and some vaginas are fatter than others, we call those OZEMPIC CUNT….but ALL are equally thrilling…

The gym pant cameltoe is a magical thing, you can see the cameltoe doing the their own kind of squats and poses….and here are some TOES to inspire you on a thursday..

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2025

09

Jun

Cameltoe Girls on a Monday of the Day

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IS IT CAMEL TOE or CAMELTOE and does it really matter?

When the pussy eats the pants like it is fat and hungry is just a glorious thing, at least for the pervert into looking at fat pussy while out in public, away from the computer screen and unable to satisfy my staring at pussy addiction.

The idea of seeing a pussy through pants, even if it’s not entirely what that pussy would look like outside of pants, but thanks to the pants has a level of fatness you can appreciate it…is magical to the pussy lover…

This past weekend, I was face to face with an aggressive camel toe and it was the highlight of my weekend. I’ve thought about that camel toe like it was a long lost lover or friend….just stained on my brain like the stains the cameltoe probably left on those pants while it walked through my life…etched into my heart, like those pants were etched into that vagina….because it was one of those cameltoes that happen when seated to standing, the girl was on a park bench, her pants encroaching on her clitoral hood, leaving nothing by fat pussy lips on either side of the skin toned leggings….only for her to rise from the seated position…in FULL-TOE position….realizing what had happened and quickly pulling her shirt down to cover it because she was a more modest kind of girl not in s sports bra with cameltoe….the reason this toe was so solid was because the girl was skinny as shit, so that pussy lip fatness was likely the only fatness on her body and that my friends is the MAGICAL cameltoe that inspired THESE cameltoes…

ENJOY it like those vaginas seem to be enjoying those tight pants!

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2025

16

Jan

Camel Toe of the Day

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I don’t think that’s a laser pointer…

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2023

07

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Make like a pussy and EAT YOUR DAMN PANTS….

I don’t know if the hormones in the food, the general horniness and perversion of a morally void society, or all this tranny shit is responsible for girls walking around with their pants up their cunts…..

But I do remember a time when the only cameltoes being had were on old ladies in jeans a size to small, or fat ladies in a size too small, or hot chicks who got off to fucking their panties for you, you know pulling them up into themselves as part of some sort of VIP sex show….

Now, hot chicks, normal chicks, young chicks, chicks who aren’t moms, girls with thin pussy, not just fat pussy, are walking around with their pussies pretty much out, and for the pussy fanatic, the pussy FAN BOY, the LETS CELEBRATE PUSSY kind of guy that I am, it’s great…

It may not makes sense to me, how did it happen, is it really just the result of tight pants being a trend, because there seems to be more to it…but yeah, it may not make sense to me, but that doesn’t mean it’s not WONDERFUL!

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2023

10

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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There are days that I leave the house, or fox hole I call a house, where I spend my days sitting in the dark updating a dumb fucking website, in efforts to see all the tight pants being jacked up the cunts, so that I get to see a version of random cunts that only pussy eating tight pants can bring.

There was a time when the camel toe was really something reserved for the 60 year old mom of 4 who recently lost 50 pounds thanks to Oprah and Slim fast, just walking through Walmart pussy first, which you’d expect because those lips had seen so much….but now….it’s a fashion trend, and girls are standing in front of their full length mirror, like the narcissists they all are, jacking their pants into their pussies for style…making seeing a version of random cunts that only pussy eating tight pants can bring far more common and enjoyable.

I’m all in on Pussy Wedgie Wednesday….

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2009

29

Oct

Katy Perry is a Sloppy Pig of a Woman of the Day

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I figured out what I hate about Katy Perry and it is going to sound weird….I hate the way Katy Perry walks. I’ve seen her walk around her stage, I’ve seen her walk around in pictures and she constantly looks like she shit her pants and is embarrassed, it’s like on some lazy slobby kick that explains why her hips and ass are so fucking sloppy lookin and it is the shit that is going to make her balloon to 250 pounds the second the world comes to their senses and she stops performing….

Pics via Fame

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2008

03

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens was out in a pair of mom jeans and like all pants jacked up too high, her pussy engulfed the seam and I always find it pretty hot because it’s like a glimpse of her pussy lips, without having to see past all the hair from the underage nude pictures she had on the internet a few months ago, not that I am against bush, but like a good story, sometimes it’s nice to see how the shit actually unfolds.

Speaking of pussy, I did something bad today. I was walking into a store and some old lady was trying to get out because she was struggling with a walker and like the hero that I am, held the door open for her. She was sweat and really gracious about the whole thing and looked up to me and thanked me for being so patient and I responded by saying something along the lines of always being patient for pussy. I didn’t mean to say it, it just kinda came out and I blame the hangover, the good news is that she was deaf and didn’t hear me, the bad news is that the hot 20 year old behind me wasn’t and told me off.

Either way, here’s Hudgen’s vagina in a whole new light….

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2008

21

Aug

Kristen Renton’s Got a Barack Obama Toe in her Barack Obama Panties of the Day

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This is probably the closest Barack has got to Vagina in a long fucking time. I am not just saying that because his wife is some 6 foot monster who can’t locigally have a vagina, but because he’s busy spending his time trying to change the fucking world. I am not one for politics, but I am one for boy shorts and can sometimes get blinded by them, especially when they have slogans on their asses, like this one time I was hanging with some girl who wanted to tan in her backyard and she pulled off her pants only to have a pair of underwear that said “SLUT” on them. I had a hard time figuring out the what she was trying to imply, was she actually a slut, despite being a fat 30 year old girl who I don’t think ever had a boyfriend or was it just one of those ironic slogan shirts because she was in fact nothing close to a slut. Either way, I tried to fingerbang her because I believe everything I read, and she shut me down. But the good news is that here’s some Kristen Renton, some chick I’ve never hear of, supporting the Election in her underwear….

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2007

28

Jun

I am – Tennis Bitches of the Day

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So I don’t really watch sports ever because I am not a real man. I was asked if I was gay yesterday because i had my hand on a dude’s shoulder. I was drunk and trying to keep myself from falling but still didn’t take offense to the question. I know that real men don’t run sites like this because they are too busy doing construction but reality is that dudes don’t get me hard and never have. Unfortunately, either do women but that is because I have a medical problem, and I keep on trying.

In my life I never thought for a second that I was fag, I always was fascinated by pussy way too much, so much that I would rather watch a porn than watch a bunch of dudes in tights tackling each other. To me sports were pretty fuckin’ homo and even people who played sports were semi-homo too because to shower with a group of men while slapping their asses and thinking about gangbanging the cheerleaders never seemed 100 percent straight. So that said, I am okay with holding a dude’s shoulder, I am ok not watching sports and sticking to watching porn, I am okay with jocks thinking I am a pussy or a fag because I won’t shower with them but when sports become porn, I always make an effort to tune in…

These are some pictures from Wimbeldon of Girls Playing Tennis, and to me this shit is better than porno, bitches bend over, cry screams of pleasure like they are taking it up the ass, flash their tennis panties non-stop, tits flop everywhere, camel toes always happen, and that is why I like
spending my summers next to the local tennis courts…Enjoy.

I guess the shit I love about Pro Tennis though, is that all these Russian bitches dominate and I know they have cousins out there with a lot less broad shoulders and a lot less muscle mass that are totally mail order…and mail order brides are the new high school sweetheart. True Story.

Daniela Hantuchova

Maria Sharapova

Maria Kirilenko

Tatiana Golovin

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