I know at least three people who have met Ashley Greene in various capacities and they all say she’s the fucking worst. I mean I’ve always thought she was overrated Florida trash that just positioned herself properly and got herself into the right shows with the right boyfrineds, making her enough money to no longer be Florida Trash, but to remain trash….so I never really gave a fuck about her, or even thought she was hot…but according to the people I know, she thinks she’s fucking hot, and she’s a bitch about it, to pretty much everyone, and apparently…she was never a virgin when she pretended to be when dating the Jonas Brother…something I was amazed people fell for, when you could see in her eyes that she probably lost her virginity at the trailer park to a relative…

All this to say, she’s on the beach grabbing some dudes ass…and not in a bikini…because she looks dumpy and I guess realizes that bikinis aren’t good on your fat days…when you have an image of sexy to bullshit the world with. Not that anyone actually cares.

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Ashley Greene is the fucking worst. I’ve heard all kinds of horror stories about this girl and her Florida trash moved to LA positioning. I don’t really care about how she got onto Twilight or who she’s fucked along the way, I just find it annoying that after publicly breaking up relationships like some young harlot, she turned to the Jonas Brothers who at the time were pretending they were virgins, and started campaigning for “Promise Rings” and virginity…all while not being that hot, or even believable, cuz anyone with a brain would have seen right through her and noticed the cum dripping down her leg from earlier that day..

The good news is that Fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just barely knows how to strategically move and this Women’s Health video is shit…but you’ll probably like it because Twilight changed you fucking life, especially when you bought into her virginity – seeing as you were/are a virgin too….

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A week ago – Ashley Greene posted these picture of her on a trapeze, and apparently, the world was able to go on. I know, surprising, you’d think she’d have the star power to shut down the internet, but only 9,000 people liked the shit, I guess making her pretty obsolete…which I guess is a life lesson to all of you girls aspiring to whore yourself into fame…sure a bit part on a huge franchise is good for your bank account, and a fake relationship where you pretend to be a virgin with a Jonas brother is a good way to maintain that audience…you know keep them engaged…but the second it is all over…it is over…because people have no attention span, fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just knows how to strategically fuck, despite her “Promise Ring” she pretended to once have…when the only promise she made was to take it on the face if she got the part…

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I have never heard anything remotely positive about Ashley Greene from people who have met her, worked with her, hang out with her, or have anything to do with her. I know girls who have been a victim of her sexual deviance and home wrecking, I know people who have been on set of her movies, the fact is she’s just Florida trash, who luckily fucked her way onto the right movie, landed millions of tween fans…only to date popular bands in that demographic, like the Jonas Brothers, who she actually pretended to be a virgin practicing abstinence with….because that’s just the kind of liar she is. This bitch probably lost her virginity at 14 trying to get out of the trailer park she’s probably from…yet she has the fucking nerve to pretend she’s not a fucking slut…I mean who the hell is she trying to trick…14 year olds…I guess…

Anyway, Twilight is over, Ashley Greene still lives, and part of living is hard nipples and camel toe, probably her best work yet.

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Ashley Greene is on set in what must be a “period” piece bathing suit, and not a “period” piece bathing suit, designed for periods and the stains they leave, like the time I went snorkelling on vacation with a girl in a white bikini, who got her period on her way to the tour, and who didn’t have tampons, leaving me with fear of survival due to sharks cuz this damn hippie and her blood soaked white bikini was putting us all at risk like we were Bethany Hamilton on some surfboard, but some vintage shit that makes her ass look bad…

I didn’t watch Twilight, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, I do have a friend who had her boyfriend cheat on her with Ashley Greene, so I know she’s some florida trash who fucks her way up the ladder, and I guess it works for her, because I’m posting her shitty bathing suit pics…which after years of research, I have discovered does no mean anything is working for anyone, because I barely exist….and luckily either does Ashley Greene’s ass…

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This is my kind of scavenger hunt…I call it looking for Ashley Greene’s upper lip…where could it be…I mean did her wonky overrated face ever even have an upper lip…or did she leave it at some casting after aggressively giving the producer a blow job to get the job…I mean maybe it’s on one of the Jonas brother’s dick next to their promise ring bullshit…so many options…all involve her being a hooker…you know how these Florida girls who go Hollywood…hustle….

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Ashely Greene is a some hooker, but I guess in her defence, she is from Florida, and being from florida kinda makes her a hooker by default.

She’s landed Twilight, milked that shit hard, catered to that tween demographic, even dated a Jonas brother and pretended they were virgins, even though getting on Twilight and even moving to Hollywood in the first place can’t really cancel out that whole whore factor…it’s one of those we know you’ve had multiple dicks in you, you’ve probably even fucked a few married men on the casting couch, your purity ring bullshit is just that…bullshit..

But it’s nice to see that she’s gone back to her roots, with these topless tanning pics of her on set of anything that she could get in…and I think this is probably the most important thing she’s done…pretty much ever…

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