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2021

17

Feb

Ashley Greene Bodysuit of the Day

I’ve never watched Hunger Games, I’ve never watched Fast and Furious movies, I’ve never watched Mission Impossible…and I sure as fuck will never watch the TWILIGHT SAGA….I don’t care how big or how popular that shit was…or that the media told me it was….it can fucking suck my dick….and so can this bottom feeding scrub who lied to her fans when she dated a Jonas brother by pretending they don’t fuck, while looking like she’s only in the movies cuz she fucks…you know FLORIDA things..

She’s probably 45 now and has decided to produce some jerk off material, but even when she was 30 and at the absolute peak of her career, one that hasn’t done SHIT since twilight, but that got her fans confused into thinking she was hot…when she looks real average to me…

But she’s in a one piece, or a leotard, or would that be a unitard….an outfit that touches tits, pussy and asshole at the same time, and I can only assume she’s attempting to be hot…and I guess as someone into girls in leotards…I’m sold on her outfit choice…but that doesn’t mean I think this bitch is anything special…it means I think leotards are special and she just happens to be wearing one…

Fuck Ashley Greene like the Jonas brother pretended he never did..

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2020

15

Dec

Ashley Greene Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Ashley Greene’s demonstrating how you make it in Hollywood by showing her deep pussy stretch that probably doesn’t need to be so deep of a stretch to impress the small dicks that run Hollywood, but then you have to remember that they get to fuck all the celebs and girls who want to be celebs, so any competitive advantage is important to fully utilize, at least until getting onto a hit “Saga” like Twilight that put her Florida trash ass on the map.

I was never a fan or interested in anything Twilight related, Kristen Stewart fucking sucks and is an ugly troll of a woman, whether she’s empowered as a lesbian or not…and this fringe character that Twilight shat out was never exciting to me…if anything I hated her when she was dating the Jonas Brother like Olivia Culpo….pretending…or LYING…I call it LYING to the media about how they don’t fuck to keep some purity ring bullshit lie alive….and I hate sluts who lie about being sluts….even if at the time of the purity ring it was “cool” to not fuck, while now fucking is clout, cool, edgy, a viral challenge…that can lead to actual viral challenges…like herpes and the whole thing is just way more fun now….but here’s that Ashley Graham, Florida Trash, who lied to her fans about being a wholeseome while being a slut…and it is all not that exciting.

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2020

21

Sep

Ashley Greene See Through Titties on Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Greene was overhyped when she was at her most famous. She wasn’t a memorable or amazing actress, she just happened to get on a huge movie franchise, Twilight, and thanks to that she continued to exist..

She always gave off trashy florida vibes, but then again, who doesn’t….and I basically wrote her off back then because she wasn’t hot, but more importantly, she dated a Jonas brotehr and pretended that they were celibate, on some purity ring shit, when you know the only ring they had got lost up in her or his ass while fisting each other…it was heavy bullshit and I don’t like liars.

That said, she posted these pics of her 2 days ago, in a sweatshirt in the pool showing off full nipple, because she wants attention or she’s prepping to do sex work with a fan site, because nipples can sell if you have some level of celebrity.

I find the whole thing offensive, to the Christians she appealed to during purity ring lies but to all of us who would prefer a bitch naked at her peak not at the tail end of irrelevance, trying to get relevance…or money…from selling nudes.

I also don’t understand why I’m considered a porn site to advertisers, when this shit, nipple cuz it is trendy, is ok on IG, and that shit is publicly traded….but that’s another thing to whine about, when really we should whine about how boring and unmemorable her nipple reveal in the pool is…she could have done better, not that anyone was asking her to….we all forgot she happened…

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2020

18

Feb

Ashley Greene Boudoir Shoot of the Day

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Ashley Greene isn’t that hot, but she was the not that hot girl in in the Twilight movies and got pretty famous. She even had sex with a Jonas brother while they pretended to not have sex…they wore purity rings guys….so you know it was real and not just DISNEY marketing those dudes as wholesome…she was Florida Trash before being famous, so I can tell you a few things about how you become famous when you’re florida trash, but maybe Weinstein’s better suited for that lesson.

That said, she’s old, tired and married now, and here she is in a nude boudoir shoot shot by her husband for Valentine’s Day.

Which is exactly why it’s all over the internet, you know, because it was just a girl trying to have a sexy moment for her husband.

You know to shoot these pics together before having sex because both were all worked up like an IG photographer and some slut with a Patreon, which is really what Ashley Greene was better suited to be…..only Ashley Greene won’t call rape on him when she finds God….and keep these pics as a sacred memento for each other to reference when they are older…..only instead of that bitch said “let’s get some attention so people remember me” and released them to the internet….THIRSTY….

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2019

13

Aug

Ashley Greene Bondage Erotica of the Day

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Ashley Greene is producing clickbait in efforts to matter…cuz she doesn’t matter….and barely mattered even when she did matter….

She is one of those actresses that never really hit, she was like an influencer before influencers existed, on that Olivia Culpo hustle, they even fucked the same JONAS BROTHERS….

She got some hype from being in a viral video, which in her case was TWILIGHT SAGA, that she amplified by fucking a Jonas brother, whilst pretending to be abstinent, even though anyone with eyes saw through that purity ring bullshit, knowing that any Florida Trash like Ashley Greene sucked a lot of dick to get where she got….and had been fucking since she was 14 years old on the family trailer park lot….with her family…

It was a different era, when spreading your asshole on the internet wasn’t accepted behavior, and when fucking as a teen was something the media pretended didn’t happen, before social media blew that theory up with all the free porn, making everyone a fucking pervert…

Well, she’s out there with her tits out, and her mangled face on, and it’s not as exciting as it should be..

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2019

27

Jun

Ashley Greene Brought Out her Tits and Mutant Face of the Day

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Ashley Greene is one of those actresses that never rally hit, she was like an influencer before influencers existed, on that Olivia Culpo hustle, where she got some hype from being in a viral video, which in her case was TWILIGHT SAGA, that she amplified by fucking a Jonas brother, whilst pretending to be abstinent, even though anyone with eyes saw through that purity ring angle, knowing that any florida Trash like Ashley Greene sucked a lot of dick to get where she got….

It was a different era, when spreading your asshole on the internet wasn’t accepted behavior, and when fucking as a teen was something the media pretended didn’t happen, before social media blew that theory up with all the free porn, making everyone a fucking pervert…

Well, she’s out there with her tits out, and her mangled face on, and it’s not as exciting as it should be..

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2019

01

May

Ashley Greene Erased her Face in this Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Ashley Greene is one of the forgotten ones from Twilight, who I don’t even think had a main part in Twilight, but who was able to leverage Twilight to the paparazzi like she mattered.

She also dated a Jonas brother when they were still Disney TWINKS and had to pretend that they all had purity rings to fight pre-marital sex, an interesting angle but it was before porn went mainstream….

So there was a minute of her having a lot of hype, then she disappeared but I guess found social media, and like all 35 year olds on social media found an app to blend out her old haggard face….only she’s not veery good at that app and virtually erased her damn face….

I see these kinds of pics on facebook more than IG, cuz people on IG are a little more skilled in their face tune….they are younger and more dialled in…but like an old timer in the 80s taking a computerr course to be relevant at their job, bitch should look into some youtube Tutorials on her next attempt to whore herself out on social media…you know if you’re gonna do it, do it right.

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2018

20

Jul

Ashley Greene Topless of the Day

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Ashley Greene crawled out of the dumpster about a year ago, after being forgotten for the last 5 years, because I guess she was taking a break from Media Hype, maybe she was in a controlling relationship, maybe she was having mental health issues knowing she was trash that won the lottery with the twilight movies that she’d never be able to recreate, maybe I don’t know what goes on with Ashley Greene because I don’t fucking care…

What I do know is that she started back on social media around the time she got engaged, and started posting up typical clickbait shit…

Then she got married a week or two ago and no one cared because she’s Ashley Greene ..

And now she’s posting armpit cleavage from behind pics to seem like she’s reflective or deep in thought or who fucking knows…she’s garbage. I’ve hated her since she trolled America claiming to be a celibate with a purity ring with the Jonas brothers who you know banged her ass out any chance they got….

I just hate fucking liars.

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2018

04

Jul

Ashley Greene Nipples See Through of the Day

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Ashley Greene is some Florida trash that had the balls to lie to us about her being a virgin or celibate with some purity ring, when we all know all girls from Florida are trashy whores, it’s the best of America..where all the good things happen…

Well, that celibate, now engaged, barely relevant at her peak actress, who lived her American dream by not working at hooters, and instead working on the Twilight movies is showing off her nipples for attention – the American dream…

Ashley Greene Nipples See Through Shirt Braless and Tight Black Leggings

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2018

15

May

Ashley Greene Wet Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I unfortunately and really unintentionally follow Ashley Greene on instagram…and she’s old as fuck…but she’s engaged or recently married and all she talks about or posts about is how in love she is…it’s pretty irritating, not because I seek a love like she has found, knowing she’s some FLORIDA trash gone hollywood, and not because I am jealous that some dude has got some banged out trash like Ashley Greene…while I don’t get her….it’s just irritating because Ashley Greene barely fucking matters, so seeing her running her own reality show on her social media, that doesn’t involve any of the slutty behavior that we know she’s all about, hence her existence as a celebrity….it’s boring.

In fact, this wet bikini ass that she didn’t shameless post, but that she hired the paparazzi to capture…is the best of seen her and it’s not even that great…but you’ll like it…cuz you’re pathetic.

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