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2019

01

May

Ashley Greene Erased her Face in this Bikini Selfie of the Day

Ashley Greene is one of the forgotten ones from Twilight, who I don’t even think had a main part in Twilight, but who was able to leverage Twilight to the paparazzi like she mattered.

She also dated a Jonas brother when they were still Disney TWINKS and had to pretend that they all had purity rings to fight pre-marital sex, an interesting angle but it was before porn went mainstream….

So there was a minute of her having a lot of hype, then she disappeared but I guess found social media, and like all 35 year olds on social media found an app to blend out her old haggard face….only she’s not veery good at that app and virtually erased her damn face….

I see these kinds of pics on facebook more than IG, cuz people on IG are a little more skilled in their face tune….they are younger and more dialled in…but like an old timer in the 80s taking a computerr course to be relevant at their job, bitch should look into some youtube Tutorials on her next attempt to whore herself out on social media…you know if you’re gonna do it, do it right.

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