Ashley Greene is on set in what must be a “period” piece bathing suit, and not a “period” piece bathing suit, designed for periods and the stains they leave, like the time I went snorkelling on vacation with a girl in a white bikini, who got her period on her way to the tour, and who didn’t have tampons, leaving me with fear of survival due to sharks cuz this damn hippie and her blood soaked white bikini was putting us all at risk like we were Bethany Hamilton on some surfboard, but some vintage shit that makes her ass look bad…

I didn’t watch Twilight, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, I do have a friend who had her boyfriend cheat on her with Ashley Greene, so I know she’s some florida trash who fucks her way up the ladder, and I guess it works for her, because I’m posting her shitty bathing suit pics…which after years of research, I have discovered does no mean anything is working for anyone, because I barely exist….and luckily either does Ashley Greene’s ass…

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