I’ve been a big Ashley Greene hater for a long time and I’ll tell you why….and that’s because she’s a fucking liar.

There was a time when the Florida trash, who could be rich kid, there are rich people in Florida, not everyone in Florida is a zombie eating people under bridges on Bath Salts, there’s a lot to that great state…but that doesn’t mean it’s not trashy….or that Ashley Greene isn’t trashy…

But yeah, she fucked herself onto the right movie franchise (Twilight), it made her fucking life, and she’s still here because of it…

The reason I hate her, is because in her celebrity hustle, back when she was on the hit movie franchise she got cast in, she was fucking a Jonas brother back when people weren’t heathens, you know Britney couldn’t masturbate on stage like she was Miley in 2020….society hadn’t been destroyed by social media yet….but yeah, she pretended they were virgins with purity rings on, when you know she was getting deep dicked by everyone at the Jonas Brother’s party, they just couldn’t advertise it….and at the time, it was upsetting, like BE REAL fuck….we’re not idiots….

In hindsight, after all we’ve been through, I fucking appreciated those times, I don’t need to hear everyone’s sexual deviance, perversion, fetish or fantasy….I don’t care what you fuck, how you fuck it, or why you fuck it, I just like to not know about it….every where I fucking look….keep it to yourself, save it for people who earn the right to know about your perversions…you fucks…

Either way, Ashley Greene’s spread legged in shorts and you can see where her pussy is, like how I stare at girls in skirts riding bikes, only there’s no bike involved, just a spread leg selfie…weird pose for a selfie…but I get it….you know sluts.

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