Ashley Greene was always overrated Florida trash, who pretended to be Hollywood glam, but you know that no one took her all that seriously….especially after lying to us about not fucking the Jonas Brother she was dating for clout during the Twilight Saga she was lucky enough to be cast on, where hopes of dreams of no longer being Florida trash could be tasted harder than that Jonas Brother’s pussy juices while they were pretending to be celibate!

Anyway, she fell off, twilight was her only real gig, and now she posts content, probably paid content deals, so she’s still earing, of her humping some kind of fitness machine that I’ve been getting ads for all day thanks to this pic..

As the story of Florida trash goes, she’s got a body, even as a mom, with tits I’d be down to feed on…so watching her hump her way through fitness is brilliant enough clickbait for me.

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