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2010

05

Feb

Rozyln Papa Needs More Love of the Day

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In response to all the emails that have been coming in about these pictures, I just wanted to make it clear once and for all that this is not a picture of me creeping on this bitch you’ve never heard of. See, I generally don’t leave my couch and I sure as hell don’t wear a leather jacket or look this clean….and the truth is that no one emailed me asking me if these pictures were of me, I just like to pretend I am that important and that hot chicks with fat tits and fat asses are banding together to hunt me down…we’re all allowed to dream….

Her name is Rozyln Papa, she’s fucking hot, she’s got nice tits and she was kicked off the bachelor after the second week, proving her dream to get noticed and establish a real career like all the bachelor contestants before her just didn’t play out as well as she had charted, but I think she needs another chance, ideally in a low level movie that has a lot of nude scenes…like a porno.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hot|Rozyln Papa

2010

27

Jan

The Saturdays are a Pop Band I Want to Fuck of the Day

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The Saturdays are a reminder that the UK, despite being a bunch of chimney sweepers are more evolved than us, which really makes sense because they are the reason America exists. It’s like America is the UK’s afterbirth, where all their unwanted trash from the UK came to set up shop a few hundreds years ago only to develop hick accents, fast food, and turn their classy, refined way into a trailer park housing project……because they are a pop band that is actually hot, the way it is supposed to be, unlike America that manages to give every ugly tranny lookn girl a fucking record deal…So here are the Saturdays to remind you that you are second rate USA….and to help you grasp why the UK looks down on you like the embarrassment you are…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Pop Band|See Through|The Saturdays

2010

26

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Body in her Bikini Top of the Day

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It doesn’t really make any fucking sense to me that a woman who just had a kid looks like this. I know I’ve gone over this at least 10 times but life is repetitive and apparently so am I. I figure she really just couldn’t afford to let herself go after pregnany like all the other North American lazy mothers, because bitch sold her soul to the Victoria’s Secret devil and contractually she has to get back into fighting form, or they won’t release her family they’ve held captive all these years she’s been working to get them back, a risk she wasn’t willing to take because she was loose in the hips and let a dude cum in her and make her debate abortion versus her catholic upbringing.

We’re so use to our bitches getting sloppy and fat after pregnancy, that we’ve just pretty much accepted our fate, especially since we’re overtaken by depression of the fact that we’re now fathers, and our fun is over, so it is just amazing to see Ambrosio and gives us hope that our women take the same commitment after we show them these pictures and make sure she understands that we know she’s a fucking lazy slob making excuses and that bouncing back is possible and that the pact her and her other pregnant friends who gave up on being hot after 9 months of bitching and complaining made, is busted and has no validity…..making women hate this bitch and makes me love the bitch, even though I have no idea what condition her pussy is in, or how much plaster, papier mache and paste has been used to make it look like it is in one piece while wearing a bikini….

That said, here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini Top|Hot

2010

25

Jan

Miranda Kerr Lookin Good During Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

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I assume the creative director at Victoria’s Secret is gay because they brought Miranda Kerr down to the beach but kept her fully clothed.
Any straight dude would be too busy setting up private meetings in their hotel room to discuss the inspiration of the shoot, you know getting her stripped down naked and explaining to her that she is replaceable no matter how much you like her look, making her understand that she’s going to have to really step up and get edgier because corporate’s getting bored of her, leading you to take some hot amateur porn pics of her, because she’s desperate to keep the best gig in modeling leaving you with one hand on the camera and the other jerking off all over her face….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Hot|Legs|Miranda Kerr|Tits

2010

20

Jan

Cori Rist is Part of the Reason Tiger Woods is a Sex Addict of the Day

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I am lazy today – something Tiger Woods’ penis can’t really relate to, but in its defense, he probably didn’t get any pussy growing up because he was playing golf, a sport that didn’t have the same appeal 20 years ago and that was reserved for people in their 40s or older and their friendless kids who they feel bad for….but now motherfucker is a billionaire and some of the pussy he is getting looks like this and really when you have pussy like this and a lot of down time on your hands thanks to Viagra, sex addiction comes with the territory, and I don’t really think there is such thing as sex addiction, it’s just something the Christians invented to ruin our fun…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cori Rist|Hot|Tiger

2010

18

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Lookin’ Weird in a Short Dress of the Day

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The paparazzi say these are pictures of Lindsay Lohan and I don’t really see it, because whatever the fuck is hiding under this hood, looks more like some kind of troll that some young, washed up, haggard starlet. Maybe it has to do with her feeling inadequate for not being allowed in the Golden Globes, forcing her to go on a rampage fucking up her face with botox and collagen and when she realized she had to leave her house to go get wasted in order to forget how miserable and useless she’s become on this Blue Monday, she got strategic in her clothes. If this is actually Lohan, her body is still hot enough for me, I just wish she was showing off a little more lesbian pussy, just to see if it still looks as haggard and meaty as it did back when she shoved every single dick in it….

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Posted in:Hot|Lindsay Lohan

2009

30

Dec

Jaime Pressly is Still Worth Fucking of the Day

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I don’t really know what botox mishap made Jaime Pressly’s face look like this, but the good news is that it didn’t fuck up the rest of her body and anyone who knows me knows that a busted up face never stopped me from getting hard for a bitch, especially when the busted up face was a result of my fists…in fact a busted up everything never stopped me from getting hard for a bitch…I’ll fuck the cripples just as fast as I’ll fuck the fat chicks, vagina just has that kind of effect on me, it clouds my judgement….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hot|Jaime Pressly

2009

11

Dec

Mila Kunis cuz she Fucks the Kid from Home Alone of the Day

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It looks like all Mila Kunis is gonna get for Christmas is ugly….I don’t know what happened to her, because I saw her in at least one movie and she looked pretty alright and I remember her from 70s Show and despite being 12 year old, she was the best looking one, which compared to the manly redhead, that may not be saying much, but I didn’t expect her to ever look like this. I can only blame Culkin for taking down his dark and slippery road that took him from being the cute loveable kid in Home Alone to the cute loveable kid Michael Jackson was cumming inside, like some kind of fuck-slut…or maybe it’s totally unrelated, and really I’d take her as is, or with her whatever addicition and diseases her love affair with Culkin has brought her vagina over the years, cuz even at her worst, she’s better than some of the shit I’ve stuck my dick in, except that time I fucked a ziploc bag filled with yogurt and broken glass because the pain, blood and soothing vanilla scent reminded me that I was alive…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Hot|Mila Kunis

2009

11

Nov

LaToya Jackson’s Hot Body of the Day

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I figure that it was never quite gay to jerk off to Michael Jackson, not because I spend a good year doing it, but because his voice was angelic, his talent possibly sent from god, his sexuality and gender pretty ambigious and really more on the no penis in his pants side of things. It was on the same level as a dude jerking off to an Anime movie, or a comic book character, he was just bigger than life, almost non-human sent from another planet to seduce us and manipulate us thru song but I do think it is weird to jerk off to him now that he’s pretending to be dead, and living as a muslim woman in the desert somewhere to escape his demons here…..that’s where LaToya the stand in pussy comes in. She’s like some kind of MJ fluff girl, picking up the slack from him now that he’s dropped the balls he never really had and manned up and escaped the hell he is living and her body is pretty fucking tight lookin…not to mention one I have jerked off to decades ago when she worked for Playboy…good times…

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Posted in:Body|Hot|Latoya Jackson

2009

09

Nov

Sophie Monk Still Looks Like a Muppet I Want to Fuck of the Day

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You know you are either seriously desperate or very fucking weird or Amish to be able to get off to a girls bra as seen thru her sleeve when she lifts her arm and you notice realize shit may be sheer. That’s the kind of thing that was even too obscure or non sexual to me when I was a teenager and was able to jerk off to panty lines in gym clothes, but I guess as we get older our standards and priorities shift, because that’s just what being a pervert is all about, and all of a sudden shit that never turned us on starts to because we’ve become so accustomed to standard turn ons, and because there is just something mystical and erotic about shitting on a girls face, if you know what I mean…

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Posted in:Hot|Muppet|Sophie Monk