The paparazzi say these are pictures of Lindsay Lohan and I don’t really see it, because whatever the fuck is hiding under this hood, looks more like some kind of troll that some young, washed up, haggard starlet. Maybe it has to do with her feeling inadequate for not being allowed in the Golden Globes, forcing her to go on a rampage fucking up her face with botox and collagen and when she realized she had to leave her house to go get wasted in order to forget how miserable and useless she’s become on this Blue Monday, she got strategic in her clothes. If this is actually Lohan, her body is still hot enough for me, I just wish she was showing off a little more lesbian pussy, just to see if it still looks as haggard and meaty as it did back when she shoved every single dick in it….

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