The last time I got off to calf porn, I was watching 6 baby cows were breast feeding off some lactating whore with a salt lick inserted in her meaty fucking pussy. It wasn’t some Australian piece of shit nobody in short leggings who is only famous in the USA because she fucked some band member of some band I don’t know why is famous only to have him leave her for Paris Hilton leaving her forced to try all the tricks in Hollywood to get famous from getting naked in movies, to having the paparazzi follow her around to her latest idea which must be to be the only living muppet in America because as time goes on she looks more and more like something Jim Hansen invented to jerk off to…only unlike her felt and wire counterpart, this bitch has no talent, little kids don’t flock to her and her song and dance, all she really has going for her is herpes and not just any herpes…the Paris Hilton strain….which isn’t really saying much about her talent other than that she doesn’t use condoms…which I guess is good enough for me….here are the pics…
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