Marisa Miller was 100 years old back when her titty modelling got to the level of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…and you haven’t heard from her for the last 5-10 years…so it’s safe to say these pics circulating are a little throwback…which doesn’t make them bad. I mean so many husbands probably jerk off to pics of their wives when they were a younger version of their broken down selves…google just makes it easier.

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I forgot Marisa Miller existed….but apparently she’s pregnant…and in Allure…

These should be tagged NSFW…or even Not Safe for Anywhere…because pregnancy is some alien invasion shit that may be natural…but seems so unnatural….

You know what, I was never into MARISA MILLER …sure she had and I do mean HAD a great body…before going on to get knocked up like most 38 year old hard faced women who pretend they are 30 do…so tht they don’t miss the window of opportunity like they are Jennifer Aniston….even though her tits were fake…she was ripped….but that’s all over…but she made her money, probably landed a billionaire as models do…cuz billionaires like models….and now she can go on to live a normal life of excess…forgotten by an industry that hasn’t given her work for the last year anyway…

Here are the pics…

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I am pretty sure the Vanity Fair party is where all the hot Los Angeles pussy came out to celebrate the Oscars…From BROOKLYN DECKER AND HER CLEAVAGE to MARIA SHARAPOVA AND HER NUTTY SKIRT to some SCARY KATE HUDSON this was the party where you probably would have been arrested for sneaking in cuz you’d be too busy masturbating all over the gift bags hoping they include panties these bitches wear without washing in efforts to knock them up and be their K-Fed…at least I know that that’s what I’d be doing if I was there…and maybe that’s why I don’t get invited to parties ever….

Either way, Marisa Miller was there and she had great cleavage and despite finding her hard faced and old, I know her implants are probably only 10, so if anything, we’re all a bunch of sex offenders for appreciating them.

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Marisa Miller’s rock hard bikini model face and body were in Shape Magazine in a bikini because that’s what bikini models do….I’m assuming there was an interview about how she keeps her shit so ripped but who cares about that…I only care about Marisa Miller when she was coming up in her 20s, when she got her implants and posed topless to pay her rent, because I know it takes that sacrifice of being a low level whore to become the high paid whore she is today….She’s a role model to girls everywhere….if anything to put down that cake fatso and hit the gym while saving your allowance for tits. Nothing wrong with that.

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I know Marisa Miller’s got an awesome hard body that she works hard on….but I just can’t get past how old and hard her face is….like an ex stripper who somehow slept her way into the SI Swimsuit issue….where she played up being all american, and the perfect chick for dudes, whether masturbating herself against a harley, or a gibson guitar….American staples, now she’s gone onto the NFL where she talks about her love of football, the perfect girl, or just a good self promoter…who knows…but here she is merging your favorite thing…girls and sports…and if you watch it on mute it’s better, cuz who cares what this botox face has to say or the lies she spews…we just wanna see more titty…

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I have no idea what Boston Common magazine is, but I do know who Marisa Miller is, cuz I try to keep track of all hard faced, hard bodied, strippers who escaped the trade and moved onto higher profile gigs, leaving behind a prosperous career of 10 dollar a song dances…..

People love this bitch, I get it, I just don’t entiely approve of it, but when she is in her bikini, I mean nothing else about her really matters, cuz that body is aweosme.

Take notes sloppy bitches of the world and feel bad about yourself…that’s the whole point of me posting this….

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Marisa Miller pisses me off because she looks like a stripper/ porn pussy, only she accidentally met the right guy, like this was Pretty Woman and dude offered her fake tits, haggard face and rock hard body a place to make millions before the rest of her melts and catches up to her face…

So these pictures should be of her dildoing herself with a bottle of Whiskey on an Amateur porn site that were taken at some biker event while everyone smoked too much meth….

But instead it is this subtle nudity that I can’t masturbate to….

What a waste of a whore pussy.

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Marisa Miller is overrated. She’s a stripper who strayed from stripping. She’s got fake tits, a hard body and for some reason her career went to legit modeling…a reason I will never understand…but think it has to do with being the “All AMerican” kind of girl…

So here is her hard fucking face, one that would only look nice on a stripper under the black light, only for you to get a horrible surprise when you offer her enough money to go back to your motel room with you, only to realize she’s like a fucking gremlin, and the second you get her in normal light, she turns to this.

Maybe I’m being too hard on aging, but maybe it’s deserved since her entire career wasn’t deserved…but this is a fucking old looking face….one so old that’s it is the old lady at the strip club….and not the crack whore stripper…the old lady no one really gets why she’s there…and I guess in some ways that’s amazing….

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I think Marisa Miller is over-rated. She’s old. She’s got implants. Sure she’s got a tight body, but sometimes, is that really enough….I mean I guess it is…but I don’t think she should be celebrated the way she’s being celebrated when really she’s just a stripper who was put in took the wrong course in life and ended up a millionaire supermodel…it maes no sense…but I guess she’s hotter than any bitch you’re fucking…and maybe that’s all it takes…but if that was the case…the one legged, one-eyed retard down the street who won’t fuck me would be in in Esquire too….

Either way, here is Marisa Miller in Esquire….

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Half naked bitches playing with fully naked dolls is some high concept fashion photography bullshit that is exactly that…bullshit…It’s like these people come togethere and say “let’s do something obscure” and another one says “OMG, let’s put a doll in the picture” and the other says “A doll huh, that’s genius, what would a doll be doing in a fashion shoot”, and the other says “Exactly, it’s art”….Sold.

I don’t know, I find Marissa Miller old, like a retired stripper. Sure she’s got her fair share of body, but it’s one of those older lady bodies that comes from working out hard to never become that old lady. She’s got the fake tits. The hard face. The fake hair. I just don’t really get excited about this kind of thing, but I’ll post it anyway cuz half naked models are still half naked models even if their ripped bodies remind me of male models with implants…

I guess what I’m saying is I like my women either doughy or skin and bones, weak from starvation, etc. This kickboxing body just makes me nervous to have rape fantasies about her…not that I have those…but you know what I mean

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