Megan Fox was out wearing shorts the other day and virgins everywhere got excited about the shit because they think she’s the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood. They think she’s got it all going on especially since she was in their favorite movie of all time, the Transformers, shit, they were waiting for that movie to come out since the 80s and it finally did, and this whore was in it, it’s like they were meant to be, at least that’s how it plays out in their fantasies, when they save her from world domination in some spacesuit they invented in their mom’s basement, because of those tits, just look at those tits….
I don’t mean to objectify the girl of your dreams but I just can’t help it, all girls are just a series of vaginas and breasts and assholes, but I don’t know what it is about Megan Fox that I just can’t get into, I think I’m the kind of guy who can’t find a bitch hot when I find out just how fucking retarded she is, and I just can’t respect anyone who fucks Brian Austin Green and I feel bad for the virgins out there who are or who have ever been envious of that motherfucker, but not as disappointed as I feel for the pussy he feeds his dick to.
