Some of my favorite conspiracies in this really fucking weird dimension that we’re currently living in, is that Megan Fox is not only a satanist, but in being a satanist, a BORN MAN…they’ve used as a HONEYPOT, until she stood up against the people who ended up blacklisting her, only to have either been cloned or released from her cage with the help of Machine Gun Kelly, who you probably didn’t know was a handler for satan, but who MAY just be a handler for SATAN…so all your MEGAN FOX jerking off has been to a dude….and her babies were just prosthetics…and that’s ASSUMING that she’s even real.

Now I don’t fully subscribe to everyone on TV being fake, because I’ve seen people in person, from LOHAN and CINDY CRAWFORD….to that’s about it…and they were real…or as real as you’d expect them to be…

But I do knpw that the old lady, mom of many, who somehow reinvented herself in the last year, and is all of a sudden acting (terribly because she’s a terrible actor) and working again…while the world basically FORGOT her for a decade…

I just don’t think celebrity gets turned on/off that easily, so deals were mad, and prostate or not….she’s grabbing at her old lady Megan Fox tits that are about as good as her younger Megan Fox tits, which makes no scientific or biological sense, but that’s how this era works…

Meaning, prostate or not, I’ll stare at Megan Fox tits like the left in the dark, fan boy who doesn’t realize she drinks baby blood for it’s youthful qualities.

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