I saw some shitty paparazzi pics of Megan Fox at the Kourtney Kardashian satanic wedding, because I guess her handler Machine Gun Kelly, who I’ll assume she’s forced to date in order to get a second wind at her career after being blacklisted, becasue that dude’s the fucking worst…..
So despite being a deadbeat mom in her 40s chosing her pussy’s happiness instead of being a mom who pretends she’s in her 30s, is acting like she’s a 20 year old Suicide girl in the early 2000s posing with her skimpy shorts and mom ass out….in a bikini top with her mom tits out…and she creeps me out.
I don’t see a Megan Fox that was, I see that Neck gives her all away, and not because of the Adam’s Apple, but because she’s old and expired…and she creeps me out.
Send her back to David 90210’s house, because this midlife crisi is fucking strange.
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