Megan Fox is like 55 years old. You may forget that for about 24 years she was AWOL in the dungeon that Brian Austin Green from 90210 kept her in, before being released to Machine Gun Kelly where the mom of a dozen kids decided that she should live her best porn looking life at 65 years old.

Thanks to the help of face fillers, face filters, social media augmented reality, some pink hair dye to cover-up the greys, she’s managed to turn into whatever the fuck this is….

I’m just not sure it’s still Megan Fox…like how much of this is the real Megan Fox and how much is added on bullshit to give this weird fucking porn chick effect…

Not to mention, who the fuck even dresses like this outside of gutter instagram sugar babies crying for attention….

I mean she’s supposed to be Megan Fox, but is she even still Megan Fox….who knows, it’s weird….

Don’t stare at the fake eyes too long, they’ll make you glitch the fuck out…and possibly steal your soul..

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Is this Megan Fox, or is it Megan Fox AI like the Taylor Swift AI that went viral weeks after I posted it because I am so ahead of the fucking curve when it comes to lame nerd creepy fake celebrity nudes, so ahead of the mainstream that don’t even know these kinds of things exist because they are busy living their actual lives…

I don’t think this will go viral with hate, anger and the enforcement of AI laws….

I do think this will get Megan Fox diehard fans that are still hanging onto a dream excited….

I also think it’s pretty creepy, but what do I know, apparently not much, except when it comes to deep fake celebrity nudes created by the losers of the internet, that’s where I’m an WHIZZ KID…IF ONLY MY AUTISM WAS PROPERLY TARGETED TO GOOD FUCKING THINGS that make me rich…..instead I’m stuck with this shit…

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Megan Fox has recently released a poetry book, because she’s a fag who writes poetry, that I am sure isn’t good poetry, since no poetry is good.

Because of the book release, she’s doing a lot of media, like she’s finally paid her dues for the problems she caused back in the peak of her career that got her cancelled and ignored. Forced into a life with David from 90210 breeding her in the dungeon he kept her in. Assuming she’s not a tranny and is able to actually breed.

I believe the conspiracy that she’s a dude, that she’s been marketed to people as a hot chick in her early years as some sort of troll or stunt from the satanic regime that runs Hollywood, you know a little jester shit to confuse people, so I am not all that surprised that she looks like a tranny Kardashian in efforts to maintain some sort of hotness.

She’s always been re-worked, plastic surgery ridden, fake hot chick, it’s that now that she’s old, it’s way more obvious, almost like a parody of what she was, like if you were to draw her on the pier during your summer job as a caricature artist back in the early 2000s, you’d come up with something like this….and really a lot of rich old chicks have this same Kardashian face look, so it’s not all that shocking or interesting, it’s just not very hot, even with the nips out, but at least she’s trying, even though she should be sent back to the dungeon where she belongs.

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Megan Fox may be old as shit, she may have been born a man, at least according to her own self deprecating in an interview when she referred to herself as a TRANNY, which for those of you who don’t know, despite your decades of jerking off to TRANNY porn, that’s a No-No word….

The point is, I find her a broken down, beat the fuck down, pile of dog shit that looks more like a blown through sugar baby on OnlyFans trying to make rent money, you know the kind of trash with visible lipo scars for her fake ass injections……

But she’s still Megan Fox, with her lame attention seeking pervert handler, side show, circus clown boyfriend…and the leather pussied, if she even has a pussy, but assuming it’s a bio pussy, it’s likely as scar tissue ridden as an inside out neo pussy, is rocking a wife beater, no bra, like the 90s Warped Tour crowd….and I’m into it….

Mainly because I saw a chick in the same kind of shirt yesterday, full fucking hard nipple and I’ve been thinking about it and replaying it in my head the last 24 hours and this old timer, along with reminding me of the early 2000s farce of marketed hot chicks being marketed to us, she’s reminding me of actual hot tits with similar fashion sense who ARE NOT going through menopause in front of our very eyes…

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Megan Fox’s tits are both monstrous, but ALSO a monster’s tits, because this 50 year old hooker looks more tranny than most trannies.

I do not subscribe to the Megan Fox revival, I think the mom of 4 who I doubt actually had those kids based on the fact she was born with balls not uterus, I mean we all know Brian Austin Green is a poofter and that they may have tricked us into thinking she was his beard, like they tricked us into thinking she was the hottest shitty actress around, because we are easily manipulated, when really they were fucking trying to DOCK their cicumsized cocks, hoping their anal sex shit dick would solidify as a membrane they could use for said DOCKING.

The point of the story is there’s a rumor that Megan Fox is a man, her Adam’s apple makes me believe it, and she’s even called herself a tranny, because they ALL tell you the truth, it’s part of their santanic universal code of giving the information and letting people decide what to do with it, where most people say “she’s just joking, it’s just a joke”….where autistics and schizos are like “SHE SAID SHE WAS A TRANNY NO GIRL WOULD SAY THAT UNLESS THEY WERE A TRANNY”…

Even if she is a CHICK, she’s no longer getting periods at her age, but MORE importantly, she’s using the same procedures trannies use to make men into women, to make women look like instagram filters photoshopped and its’ GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS….which is pretty fucking gay…

Check out those tits that look like they are part of a silicon shape shifter costume…right…

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It’s pretty funny that Megan Fox didn’t strike when the iron was hot, you know back when she was arguably the hottest actress, before deciding to check out and make babies with her handler Brian Austin Green who I used to say kept her in a cage, because I’m so funny….and perceptive….

The rumor is she was blacklisted from the industry for pissing some people off due to the Transformers movie, powerful people but after leaving her husband and disappointing her family, because why check out from an industry when there is money to made, even though you have money and kids who need their MUMMY…that’d be crazy….can’t let kids get in the way Casey Anthony…

Anyway, it’s been about a year since she dropped out of the TRAD life, and started dating some pornstar fucking tall skinny demonic freak, where she’s jacked her face up into some low level porn/influencer looking bitch, and NO ONE CARE.

No one is like “BRING MEGAN FOX BACK”….MAKE HER INTERCHANGEABLE WITH ALL THE TRASH THAT GETS NAKED ON INSTAGRAM….it’s a new generation of no one cares about celebs when everyone thinks they are one.

So Megan Fox could have had this amazingly huge career after her already huge career, but instead she looks like a paid for by the hour street whore…

Some people like it, I just like the desperation of someone I know thought she was TOP LEVEL now brining me some LOW level shit….you know, since she does this for me.

I like the conspiracy that she’s actually a man, especially since she looks like a fucking tranny….a whore tranny….and that may be what she iss…

Here she is in some slutty costume:

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Megan Fox is one of those celebs who I assume is a tranny that they’ve baited us with and tricked us with, meaning her kids aren’t actually her kids, she just used one of those pregnancy bumps, because when you look at her, she’s got that same Kardashian hustle that all the trannies use in making their faces look like cartoon character porn sluts….

She’s also one of the celebs I like to think is part of the weird Satanic agenda, hence her being a tranny, where her and Machine Gun Kelly, Travis Barker and Bella Thorne, Now Avril Lavigne’s handler Mod Sun do weird satanic rituals and witch craft to keep them earning within a dark system….

But that’s giving them far too much credit, the whole satanic Hollywood underbelly with blood sacrifices may be real, but I think we’re just dealing with narcissistic self involved losers who just scramble for attention like lame ass influencers in training, with their tits out.

Sure, they do the illuminati symbols, the covering of the eye, the as above so below shit, but it’s all just performative….sure they aren’t “of christ” or good people for the kids to look up to, but they aren’t anything scary, just fucking lame.

Anyway, Megan Fox is probably in her 40s, is reading a moon spell book because she’s so “edgy” and “gothic” and into the occult to get what she wants out of life, like a set of tits and a muppet ass face, but you probably think she’s still hot….so here she is being a poser fuck trying to make a comeback while being so out of touch and weird!

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