Megan Fox the TRANSFORMATIVE TRANSFORMER ACTRESS who looks TRANS thanks to all the PLASTIC surgery…..who has 12 kids with A-Lister Brian Austin Green…is the face of Fredrick’s of Hollywood, or the ass, because they’ve been bought from an out of touch brand that doesn’t realize a trashy plastic surgery ridden mom – who was once the hot chick in movies…a decade ago…isn’t the best face / or booty / or implants but I guess the brand director thinks she is. The kind of pervert still jerking off to old photoshoots thinking “this will be great, we’ll do the alba with her”…..when really, there are 100,000 instagram sluts you can give 100 dollars to do to the same thing…and get far more relevance…but cutting this twat a check…that makes total sense..look at all the press they get from it….as we look on confused as to why trashy lingerie….like hooker sex shop lingerie that will give you yeast infections….but that can’t give Megan Fox yeast infections…her pussy’s too scarred…at least according to the research I’ve done….

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This is probably the biggest news to people who visit this site, or sites like this, because it’s definitely not news to the younger generation, as this Megan Fox creature, and I call her a creature due to all her plastic surgery, I’m not sure what point in surgery you stop being a human, not that these tyrant rich kids have ever really been human…

She was a big deal, before David from 90210, a show people may remember, or the youth may be aware of due to HULU…made her dozens of babies…babies that didn’t destroy her thanks to plastic surgery, fitness and a need to maintain being a hot chick….the only angle that ever worked for her and can possibly work again….

She’s promoting some lingerie in a comeback tour – but I think this brand is drowning and totally out of touch to use her – but she’s still getting paid and this seems to be the comeback tour…in lingerie….photoshopped….works for me….

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Nothing like Megan Fox, an overrated plastic surgery ridden pregnant and in a tight dress pushing mid-30s…except maybe every non pregnant girl who isn’t fat wearing a tight dress, bikini, or half naked under 30…that you can see on the social media…

Megan Fox is only interesting for being the 90210 David slave, locked in a cage, and her breeding 3 times is just disgusting….

She was the “hot girl” who isn’t in anything interesting or substantial…but was still the hot girl…and still the hot girl…just weathered and bloated with what some consider life inside her -but that I consider pure death….to a pussy, body and I guess that’s ok because she’s expired.

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Megan Fox was never a talented actress, not that being talented has anything to do with being an actress, it’s the biggest scam that the worst fucking people participate in, you know the kind of asshole who thinks they are so deep and connected to their inner self, and the characters they play – yet are the most vapid, egotistical people ever…

Megan Fox was hot and got jobs strictly based on that…when that mattered and I guess it still does matter..

People are making fun of her for being in a videogame commercial…but the truth is videogames are bigger than hollywood, probably owned by hollywood, and this is more compelling than any blockbuster she’s been in…this is the best acting she’s ever done and it gets the point across in 45 seconds which is all we need…with Megan Fox in some comicon cosplay outfit for the nerds to jerk off to…..

Make that money…

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Megan Fox was held captive by a penis named David from 90210 for many years and despite being divorced or getting divorced….he still managed to inject his seed in her for some more family planning and an excuse to see each other for the next 18 years of life…that’s just what needy co-dependent weirdos who breed do…

Both coddled, annoying, spoiled and entitled in their own right despite being useless and barely hireable for the majority of their career in some weirdly obsessed with each other weirdness..

But I’ll still look at her overrated, not that hot, you’re all crazy to think shes still hot, ass in leggings…

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Megan Fox staged her latest publicity stunt – to carry her through her divorce by some family planning with her captor David from 90210, her childhood crush, who has knocked her up a few times before, in keeping up with her family planning…by getting pregnant again..And what better way to do this publicity stunt, than to hire the paparazzi to document the whole thing, play that media…

I thought Megan Fox was done a long time ago….so seeing her in a bikini in and of itself isn’t exciting, throw in a visible pregnancy, and its really not exciting, but it’s happened, it’s here…take it in…because it’s only going to get worse…even if it’s already bad.

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Megan Fox talks about her cross dressing child, she talks about how her kids telling her when she was in her womb that they are bohemian revolutionaries and a whole lot of other broken girl botox filled shit…

These actors who start out in this shit young, who are thrown into this vapid world and her are abducted and procreating with David from 90210 are so distorted and fucked up that they need to dig into the world from their self absorbed, ignorant, uneducated place to find purpose..

“I must be more than tits dudes wanted to fuck in a series of shitting fucking movies”…”I must be more than a talentless idiot with millions of dollars”…and with all that free time on her hands – she’s figured it all out…garbage…

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I like to think that the world needs more of Megan Fox’s pussy definition in leggings now that she’s a mid 30 year old divorcee…but the reality is that the world needed more Megan Fox pussy definition back when she mattered, in an era when Instagram models weren’t making the “hot” actresses the production companies basically told us they wanted us to fuck…because as drone idiots fully manipulated by the media…we couldn’t make these decisions on our own…and the fact was we’d fuck anything and want to fuck anything that was willing to fuck us…even fat chicks…but society couldn’t leave things at that, they couldn’t leave us satisfied, but instead…needed to give us “sex icons”…in all their plastic surgery glory to crave and feel inadequate about our choices…

I wouldn’t give Megan Fox any of that credit, or say she’s had any impact on society at all… I mean her biggest gig was in a movie that they replaced her with a model who couldn’t act and no one cared…I am just saying in the era of instagram models, she’d never exist today, no matter how hard she fucked the dude from 90210…back when the dude from 90210 was the dude in 90210….

Who cares…pussy definition…is a fetish, my fetish, this fetish, here and now on some porn slut looking girl who is never naked..but should be.

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So Megan Fox has recently ended things with David from 90210…which isn’t really that exciting, it’s one of those too little too late situations…thanks to being old, plastic surgery ridden, having at least one kid, possibly two, I don’t even know, because I checked out on her a long time ago and don’t actually care about Megan Fox and her shitty acting…

Not to mention, I know that years ago, these two broke up, she went on a rampage and fucked everyone, but I guess it’s an end of an era, if you consider either David from 90210 or MEgan Fox worthy of being considered anything but two low levels….

I used to like joking about David from 90210 guilting her because he got in her before she went Viral and got famous, when she was just a 90210 groupie and out of work LA actress from a sitcom no one really cared about, because Suzanne Sommers stole the show…

You know, the whole, make her feel like she wasn’t a loyal person, leaving him in the dust the second she hits…but this past year he became a season regular on a TV show, while she just got old…and cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…

I guess the reason I am posting this is because I like when dudes collectively cheer when a celebrity breaks up, like they have a shot with her, it’s usually socially awkward 40 year olds, from a generation of fantasizing for celebs, that doesn’t exist anymore, because social media has hotter, more available pussy…

So if you are one of those people, happy about this, you are a reminder of how I didn’t evolve..and instead decided to rot away here with you…

Here are pics of her from random places because people find her hot..

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