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2015

19

Aug

Megan Fox Escapes Captor of the Day

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So Megan Fox has recently ended things with David from 90210…which isn’t really that exciting, it’s one of those too little too late situations…thanks to being old, plastic surgery ridden, having at least one kid, possibly two, I don’t even know, because I checked out on her a long time ago and don’t actually care about Megan Fox and her shitty acting…

Not to mention, I know that years ago, these two broke up, she went on a rampage and fucked everyone, but I guess it’s an end of an era, if you consider either David from 90210 or MEgan Fox worthy of being considered anything but two low levels….

I used to like joking about David from 90210 guilting her because he got in her before she went Viral and got famous, when she was just a 90210 groupie and out of work LA actress from a sitcom no one really cared about, because Suzanne Sommers stole the show…

You know, the whole, make her feel like she wasn’t a loyal person, leaving him in the dust the second she hits…but this past year he became a season regular on a TV show, while she just got old…and cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…

I guess the reason I am posting this is because I like when dudes collectively cheer when a celebrity breaks up, like they have a shot with her, it’s usually socially awkward 40 year olds, from a generation of fantasizing for celebs, that doesn’t exist anymore, because social media has hotter, more available pussy…

So if you are one of those people, happy about this, you are a reminder of how I didn’t evolve..and instead decided to rot away here with you…

Here are pics of her from random places because people find her hot..

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