Megan Fox is some OLD AS SHIT bullshit plastic surgery ridden over hyped actress who barely was an actress but rather some overhyped “Hot chick”….who we don’t need to debate whether she was hot or not…that’s irrelevant…we know she was hot back then….even though she also had a lot of plastic surgery back then…we’re talking before dropping all her Brian Austin Greene kids out of her womb….

She was basically exiled from Hollywood after going after some important rich people involved in the Transformers movies and she hasn’t done shit since…but for whatever reason, maybe her 45th birthday, she figured she had more to give…dropped her lame ass deadweight husband who actually had more success than she had acting in recent years…which probably isn’t saying much…but it is saying enough to make anyone get their shit together…and fuck off and start fucking some clown looking fool who is “trending” in his own right…

But I guess that’s not getting her the work she seeks, so she’s showing off her mom tits, that look like implant tits, braless, cuz they bra’s surgically implanted into her tits, and it’d be a lot more exciting if she was still at her fucking prime, back when she refused to get naked in the movies…like the greedy cunt she clearly is…you know GIVING back now….like when the high school crush you had and that refused to fuck you or date you or even sit at your table at lunch now 300 pounds, recently divorced and down to fuck 40 years later…too little too late bitch…but keep trying…I think the people need an Only Fans and some BLACKED scenes…it worked for Maitland Ward…it could work for this fake as fuck trash…

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I was going to post this Megan Fox nipple shot on Friday, then again yesterday, but realized that’s exactly what she wants us to do….pretend she’s still relevant because she’s left the family life in what appears to be more of a midlife crisis trying to work her way back into the scene, despite not really mattering over the last decade after leaving the scene….

I mean sure she’s still Megan Fox, the “Hot chick in the movies” who had tons of plastic surgery back then, before it was mainstream…and who never got naked in the movies despite being the girl we wanted to see naked in the movies cuz she was the “hot chick”….but she’s shat out a bunch of kids, is a fucking weirdo and is fucking porn star. fucker Machine Gun Kelly, despite being old enough to be his mom, in what must be a joke for him…like “look instagram I fuck Megan Fox…she’s from Transformers, remember her before she threw in the towel and made 10 kids with that guy from 90210 everyone thought had brain washed her or mind controlled her, well now I’m the handler…and SHE STILL HAS TITS DUDE”….

That was my machine Gun Kelly impression. I know…it doesn’t translate over text…but yeah, I’ll post Megan Fox and her old lady full tit in a sheer wife beater like she’s not mid 40s…but I also jerk off to moms in line at the grocery store if they get close enough for me to smell their pussy sweat after yoga…so I’m kind of the wrong dude to be reporting these important things like her mom jeans cuz she’s a mom and doesn’t want you seeing the ravaged stomach…so stare at the tits… days after the fact….

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Running a site like this means that Megan Fox is a big deal, even if she’s not….

You’re all a bunch of 40 year olds…and Megan Fox is very possibly the end all be all of hot chick in Hollywood for your generation. You don’t even give a fuck about how lame her career actually was, or how lame her husband she’s cheated on is, or how lame her having a dozen kids to blow out that already blown out vagina is…she’s still your fucking dream because people into sites like this…are weird…I know first hand….maybe it is aspergers or just nerdism but they can’t let go of the pussy they once liked and they like to age with that pussy..when they should focus on the new pussy that is the age Megan Fox was when she was a big deal….

Anyway, for whatever reason, the forgotten, maybe even blacklisted for calling out Michael Bay and Spielberg years ago, only to recant those statements in efforts to get a second chance at her career..but yeah, for whatever reason, the forgotten, mom, has decided to be newsworthy, to take her 40 year old BOTOX face back to the industry, doing it via Machine Gun Kelly, another weird option in cock, but more evidence how out of touch this late 90s, early 2000s whore is.

THis is her being “edgy” or something, I don’t know but it screams midlife crisis, old lady in young people clothing, a fetish to some….not to me.

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Megan Fox is an overrated pile of shit slut…who just homewrecked her home full of a bunch of shitty kids that you know are going to grow into little cunts like her…only probably worse because they’ve been raised spoiled in a broken home…plus David from 90210 is their dad and that’s pretty embarrassing.

But yeah, Megan Fox just got WAY too much hype for being the hot chick in movies, when she was really just a plastic surgery ridden bitch who didn’t get naked in movies….she got Cancelled because she offended the powers that be and basically got blacklisted for it…and in her new rebrand where her narcissist slut self is trying to get back into the industry…she publicly stated that those dudes who cancelled her or blacklisted her were good guys and it was all a misunderstanding…something most of these accused of MeToo shit probably wish their victims would do…and something that is probably true but when hyped on trying to fit in with a trend….you sort of skew in the direction of MeToo that MeNotGettingInOnThis because human nature is human nature…

ANYWAY…bitch was silent for what must be a decade and is now out in bikini selfies with her lame porn fucking Machine Gun Kelly boyfriend who scored big with some 40 year old has been mom…..who likely has a monster pussy…one good for fisting…I mean…you just can’t really survive 4 births without having some slack in your twat…

I don’t know why, but I hate this overrated plastic bitch who has done nothing of substance and who was just lucky that other girls in Hollywood are more average looking than she is….

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Here’s the biggest news you’ll ever experience in the history of this website, I mean if we were still in 2005 when the site started, and that’s some Megan Fox – possibly Megan Fox – we’ll only know if it Megan Fox – nude and pregnant like a slut who takes loads when not on the pill who doesn’t believe in abortion….not when her captor David from 90210 – RIP LUKE PERRY – is involved…cuz imprisoning someone comes in all forms….

THAT SAID…there was a time when Megan Fox was hot and not naked….and the nudes leaked of her being pregnant nudes – seems like a dis to all of the people out there who wanted to see her naked – like couldn’t she fucking do nudes right rather than do nudes like typical pregnant women too proud of being pregnant – despite it not being that challenging of a thing unless your impotent from all the toxins out there…this is what happens to women right before their vaginas die forever…

So pregnancy fetish porn was her angle…great.

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The people still think of Megan Fox as some sex object, despite being ripped open by a bunch of kids, and barely being an interesting celebrity since having her vagina ripped open by a bunch of kids.

Her career as an actress was pretty uneventful and not interesting, but there was a time when the people, you people, a gang of fucking perverts felt she was the hottest person out there…and during that time, she was being held captive by David from 90210, before he knocked her up….and coddled to her teenage crush, cuz she’s old and he was famous on TV when she was a teen….so she never really pushed herself to the point we wanted to see her push herself to….and that’s not being in Transformers 7 the Search for Spock or whatever the fuck it will be called….it’s her starring in meaningful rolls that involve us seeing her labia and just how much damage that David from 90210 did to it.

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