I was going to post this Megan Fox nipple shot on Friday, then again yesterday, but realized that’s exactly what she wants us to do….pretend she’s still relevant because she’s left the family life in what appears to be more of a midlife crisis trying to work her way back into the scene, despite not really mattering over the last decade after leaving the scene….

I mean sure she’s still Megan Fox, the “Hot chick in the movies” who had tons of plastic surgery back then, before it was mainstream…and who never got naked in the movies despite being the girl we wanted to see naked in the movies cuz she was the “hot chick”….but she’s shat out a bunch of kids, is a fucking weirdo and is fucking porn star. fucker Machine Gun Kelly, despite being old enough to be his mom, in what must be a joke for him…like “look instagram I fuck Megan Fox…she’s from Transformers, remember her before she threw in the towel and made 10 kids with that guy from 90210 everyone thought had brain washed her or mind controlled her, well now I’m the handler…and SHE STILL HAS TITS DUDE”….

That was my machine Gun Kelly impression. I know…it doesn’t translate over text…but yeah, I’ll post Megan Fox and her old lady full tit in a sheer wife beater like she’s not mid 40s…but I also jerk off to moms in line at the grocery store if they get close enough for me to smell their pussy sweat after yoga…so I’m kind of the wrong dude to be reporting these important things like her mom jeans cuz she’s a mom and doesn’t want you seeing the ravaged stomach…so stare at the tits… days after the fact….

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